I'm slowing down, furiends. Life isnt fun any more. It's time to cross things off my bucket list.
I'm feeling good in da neighborhood!
Pupdate
I'm still hanging in there, furiends! It's been one week since the back of my hook-and-ladder went out. I'm still not allowed to walk much unless I'm going out to potty. Some days, the right leg works better and other days, it's lefty that's stronger.
I tell ya, the medicines aren't that bad to take, since Mrs. Ruscin hides them in a tiny bit of cheese (the love of my life), but I sure do hate that gabby stuff she shoots in my mouth! Here's a video of her torturing me with it.
Auntie Wooford is staying with us for a few days
There I was, my furiends, singing the song of my people this morning...IN THE RAIN because Mrs. Ruscin wouldn't let me in. (Editor note: no Noodles were harmed in the making of this video)
Thought I'd do a little baking this afternoon, furiends. I had the measuring cup and the cinnamon chips out, and I'll be darned if Mrs. Ruscin didn't catch me! Maybe next weekend...
I enjoy shopping in the kitchen while Mrs. Ruscin is cooking dinner. I'm especially fond of the bottom shelf of that lazy thing she calls Susan. It's a veritable feast for the senses!
I sing when Mrs. Ruscin doesn't let me in right away. I swear, I'm aboosed! (Editor's note: No Noodles were harmed in the making of this video. He was outside a total of 5 minutes)
Good morning, furiends! Yes, we are back! The Biggle tried to pet me this morning while Mrs. Ruscin was eating breakfast. The things I put up with!
Can tipping
The imposter was back! He staked out a different trash can, figuring he'd cast suspicion on me, poor Noodle, but Mrs. Ruscin caught him IN THE ACT! This doppelganger of mine must be caught, furiends, before he besmirches my good name any further.
It was not me tipping this can! I was framed, I tell you! Help find the criminal who committed this heinous crime.
I might be blind, but I can still remind Mrs. Ruscin when it's time for dinner! The kitchen service in this place is pitiful...