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07/18/2025

07/15/2025

Happy National I Love Horses Day!! 💝

07/15/2025

Good Wacky-Cat Morning!!

07/13/2025

⚠️ EQUINE BEHAVIOR ALERT:
In a groundbreaking study, the Equine Psychology Institute has officially confirmed what horse girls have known all along:

🚫 Any insinuation of “Just one horse” is a complete and utter lie.

“Just One Horse” Myth Debunked
The condition typically begins with one innocent purchase…
A saddle pad. A halter. A stroll through a horse sale.
Just one.

But symptoms progress quickly.

Within weeks, researchers observed:
🐴 A second “companion” horse
🛒 An Amazon cart full of fly spray, treats, and 3 extra lead ropes
📦 Multiple SmartPak orders that you swear you forgot about

Further complications include:
⚠️ Hauling friends to “just look” at a project horse
⚠️ Starting every sentence with “I know it sounds crazy, but…”
⚠️ Considering building a new barn before you fix your own kitchen

Veterinarians, spouses, and accountants have all confirmed:

It NEVER ends at one.

If you or someone you love is experiencing signs of the “just one horse” myth, there is no known cure.
Only management.

Side effects may include:
‼️ Severe boot addiction
⁉️ Hay in every crevice of your vehicle
❓️ Chronic trailer envy
‼️Talking about horses for 4–6 hours with no warning

Ask your vet (not your spouse) if horse ownership is right for you.
Or don’t...because let’s be honest, you already made up your mind. 🐴💁‍♀️

The Surgeon General Warns: Side effects may include extreme happiness, light wallet syndrome, and an irrational love for muddy hooves and hay scented clothes.

Stay safe out there, folks 🐎

07/12/2025

Ugh!!!!!

07/09/2025

QUOTE OF THE WEEK

“Correct training does not need strength. Instead, it’s about balance and quick coordination paired with knowledge and understanding. For the horse, correct timing of the aids is more important than how strongly they are applied.”

~ Susanne von Dietze

07/08/2025

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07/08/2025

So Terrible 😣

Juan Matute Guimon has lost his number one Grand Prix horse, Lexus, in a tragic road accident on its way home from the 2025 CDIO Aachen.

07/04/2025

Michele and Noah, becoming a team.