10/03/2025
As a Father Figure to your cats, you need to keep them Enchanted or they’ll fill in the Blank Space in their schedule with things that will cause you more stress than you can imagine in your Wildest Dreams. Your cat will just say, “Look What You Made Me Do, Don’t Blame Me if I’m bored.”
So how can you prevent Bad Blood that may Ruin The Friendship with your cats? Make sure they have The Life Of A Showcat! They don’t need to be as glamorous as Elizabeth Taylor, but why not play with a Gorgeous peacock feather?
If your cat sees the feather and just wants to Shake It Off, they probably have another toy on their Wi$h Li$t. It may be a wand toy made of Wood or (the appropriately named for a showcat) Cat Dancer, but your Honey may prefer a different toy. Look for something Timeless they love, not just a toy that they’ll play with because they Tolerate It.
We personally have a small stash of the Cat Dancer for when Poutine destroys his. My Boy Only Breaks His Favorite Toys.
If you want your cat to really be a showcat, clicker training may be more your cat’s Style. You can teach them to Stay Stay Stay, Speak Now, or even to Come Back… Be Here. You’ll be Enchanted when you reach the End Game of your cat being a Superstar.
(Side note: Spray bottles for training cats? CANCELLED! But hopefully that piece of information is Nothing New. Don’t be Mean to your cat.)
Long Story Short, by keeping your cat’s life a Love Story, you’ll have a life filled with Happiness and Peace. You won’t be fighting The Great War and Haunted by your past. After all, It’s Nice To Have A Friend.
