10/19/2025
‘Twas the last day of Tech Week, and all through the land,
Not a creature was stirring—except our wild band
We donned our best Shrek-gear, from ears down to toes,
To Medieval Times we went, in our finest ogre clothes
Donkeys were dancing, Dragons breathed fire,
Even Lord Farquaad showed up—in his best royal attire!
But the team? Absolute LEGENDS - no jest, no disguise
We laughed ‘til we snorted, with joy in our eyes.
We’re a locally-owned crew, no castles or kings,
Just a bunch of vet nerds doing magical things
We know every tail wag, bark, and purr,
(And how to stay calm when there’s a stir)
Corporate giants? Nah, they can stay in their tower,
They’ll never take over this swamp or take our power
Because here in the mud, we know what it takes
Long hours, strong coffee, and of course the funny outtakes
So cheers to our techs - our knights and our crew,
You wrangle the chaos with meds, tape, and glue
You’re the heart of the clinic, the soul of the team,
And you still look majestic in face masks and green 💚
And remember:
Teamwork makes the Dreamworks
Now back to the swamp—we’ve got pets to heal! 🐾
