06/08/2025
🐴✨ DIY FLY SPRAY: “Buzz Off, Brenda!” Edition ✨🐴
Because even your horse deserves a spa day with attitude.
🧪 Mix this in a spray bottle:
• 2 cups apple cider vinegar (flies hate it, horses tolerate it)
• 1 cup water
• 1 tbsp dish soap (helps it stick it to the man — aka flies)
• 10 drops eucalyptus essential oil 🪵
• 10 drops citronella oil 🌿
• 5 drops peppermint oil ❄️ (smells minty fresh, flies disagree violently)
Shake well. Avoid eyes and drama. Spray on like a loving, slightly overbearing horse parent.
Not for cats, Karen. This is a horse thing.
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🛒 Retail Options: “Big Guns for Little Bugs” Edition. Below are our top fly spray options!
#1. Pyranha Wipe N’ Spray
– Smells like success and citronella. Works like your horse owes it money.
#2. Absorbine UltraShield EX (or Gold)
– Kills flies, mosquitoes, AND your excuses.
3. Bronco Equine Spray
– Budget-friendly. Gets the job done without a spa price tag.
– Your horse might not rave about it on Yelp, but they’ll stop breakdancing in the pasture.
4. Farnam Endure
– Clings to your horse like a needy ex — rain, sweat, or shine.
– Long-lasting. Basically, the glitter of fly sprays.
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