10/31/2024
Who is your 2024 Presi-Pup?!
In a tight and exciting race, Finley the Corgi and Beau the German Shepherd, have come out on top!
Now, they go head to head to persuade YOU why they deserve to be Presi-Pup!
Both owners have graciously written out a letter explaining why their dog should come out on top!
Please read each, and make your decision wisely!
Voting ends Saturday, November 2nd, at 12 pm.
Comment your winner below.
One vote per person, folks!
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Beau:
My name is Beauregard "Beau" Borden, and I want to be your next Pup President.
As a canine, I believe we have the Freedom to chase as many balls and collect as many sticks as possible until it's time to come in and lay by the fire. We have the Freedom to sniff bushes and maybe lift a leg to leave a message for the next canine chap that comes along. And, we have the Freedom to choose which squirrel to chase and which to chase another day. As your President, I will never stop fighting for your Freedom.
I'm Honored that my family chose me out of the hundreds of other rescue dogs and that you chose me to represent the Canine Party. It is a true privilege to be part of a campaign that values good ol' American traditions and beliefs. As your President, I will defend our Canine Party values and place of Honor.
As a German Shepard, Security is of great importance to me especially when defending my family and friends. Whether at home or hanging my head out of the window on a Jeep ride, I maintain a secure perimeter to ensure the ones I love are always safe and within my sights. And with this victory, you, my canine constituents, will become the newest members of my family whom I will protect to the end. As your President, know that your safety and security is in my paws.
Together, we can make the Canine Party great again!
My name is Beau Borden, and I approve of this message.
Finley:
Vote Finley the Corgi 2024 – Making America Wag (or Wiggle) Again!
Folks, let me introduce you to the most terrific Presi-Pup candidate in history: Finley Wyatt the Corgi. That’s right, Finley. He’s got the fluffiest coat, the cutest waddle, and, believe me, the best ideas to Make America Wag (or Wiggle) Again. Finley understands the issues that matter to real dogs. He’s got a clear stance on mandatory belly rubs, unlimited treat access, and, folks, absolutely no baths. And let’s be honest, nobody wants wet fur. Under President Finley, there will be designated nap times and all lawns will be certified “dig-friendly.”
Now he may have short stumpy legs, but what he lacks in leg length he makes up for in heart and determination. He means business, and that smile? Absolutely incredible. Finley knows how to bark at the tough issues, and he’s never backed down from a squeaky toy negotiation. Under Finley's leadership, all chew toys will be squeak-certified, and backyard zoomies will be encouraged for all dog citizens, not just the privileged ones. He’s also got a no-nonsense policy on vacuums – no more of these noisy monsters terrorizing our homes.
And let’s talk about a huge travesty, folks – hiding pills in treats. Disgraceful. Finley stands firm on a “No Pills in Peanut Butter” policy. We’re not falling for it anymore. Finley’s going to make it very clear that treats are for joy and joy alone. No sneaky business. He believes in a world where every dog has its day, and every human must share their snacks. This brave corgi knows how to bark at the tough issues, literally, okay? A lot of barking!
This corgi has a big, bold vision for all pups across the country. Let’s wiggle our butts or wag our tails in unity and vote for a fur-tastic future!
Let’s Make Dog Walks Great Again!
My name is Finley Wyatt, and I approve this message 😉.