04/30/2022
And another Team Stan opportunity…
(Suck a we**ie!)
When my humans call me to come it takes me a long time because I'm so old.
They let me sit on furniture I shouldn't, p**p on the patio and lay on their heads to keep me comfortable due to my age.
I may have blown my cover the other day!
Erratic human was out working her precious Gemma. She put me in the back yard thinking I wouldn't know.
A few minutes later the neighbors yelled to her from across the street: "Your dog is out!" She was puzzled... she was with "her dog".
HAHAHA nope. There I was in the front yard waddling toward her.
She knew she had closed the door.
She knew she had put me in the backyard.
What she didn't know was that I still have some zip in me.... you don't screw with me.... I got my old arthritic legs a'rumbling and hopped the temporary gate that's going to stay until the big hole in the yard is filled.
Cover blown - but it was worth it.
and by the way ..... does anyone think she's ever going to ride that bike propped outside the gate 🤣😂