Poop Patrol Pet Waste Management

02/14/2025

02/14/2025

It can be messy, wet, and frustrating dealing with the landmines after the snow melts. That's why we doo what we doo.

Schedule your spring cleanup with us today!

(716)343-3902

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02/06/2025

Soon, you'll start to see the piles emerging from the snow. When that happens, who are you going to call?

P**p Patrol 716, that's right! We've got you (and the piles) covered and set up so you can just enjoy the warm weather and forget about the mess.

All New Clients--Take 20% Off Your 1st Scoop (Ends 2/28/25)

Call/Text (716)343-3902 for a quote 📱

02/03/2025

Hey, we won't ask questions. We doo what we're paid to doo. What a wonderful way to honor your past Valentine's 💐💕

Spring is 6 weeks away. As the snow melts and uncovers all the 💩, let us help get the yard looking great and ready for the warm weather 🌞

Get a quote in less than five minutes by calling or texting us @ (716)343-3902 📞

MAKE SURE TO SHARE, WE WANT TO SPREAD THE WORD! with just a click! 🙏 🙏 🙏

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01/20/2025

They did it 🦬 🏈

01/17/2025

Did you see that sunset tonight? 🌇

01/16/2025

Most dog owners have a hard time thinking of things they DON'T like about owning a dog. When they finally think of one, it's usually 💩

So if you could just enjoy the things you like about your fur baby and delegate the things you don't enjoy, would you do it? You are the boss after all 😉

How about for the low price of just $15 a visit?

We scoop, don't miss, year-round. 📆

Turning piles into smiles 😊

Your free quote is waiting for you. Our intake process takes less than 5 minutes.

Call (716)343-3902 and join the movement today!

Fun fact: the average dog produces 275lbs of 💩 per year.

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(Light on the nonsense 🤞)

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01/15/2025

One load at a time 😉

01/15/2025

🚨 **Coyote Mating Season Alert!** 🚨

As we make our way through January and February, be aware that coyotes are more aggressive and active during mating season.

Here’s what you need to know:

- Increased activity: Coyotes are on the prowl for food and can even scale tall fences.
- Danger to pets: Recently, hunters found a coyote den with numerous collars from missing pets.
- Fast & stealthy: Coyotes can attack in seconds while you’re distracted, even in your own yard.
- Protect your fur babies: They’re becoming skilled hunters and often venture onto porches and backyards.

Stay alert and keep pets safe 🐶🐱

01/14/2025

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Your Dog's Business Is Our Business ✅

For a quote, call or text us at (716)343-3902

Very affordable rates and plans tailored just for you 😊

Read on to see how it's going in the long run for one of our clients:

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01/13/2025

You have entirely too much to do.
So what do you do? 💩

Don't stop trying to rid of those laundry piles. Or dishes. Or any other piles. Except the p**p piles. Leave those for us. You'll never have to touch one again.

Unless you're out of town. We won't be there, because we'll be here, scooping. 👍

Someone's dog just called us, gotta take this.

(716)343-3902

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01/11/2025

Hey, let's confuse the younger generation…

Sears 😂

Keep it going.

01/10/2025

Need the p**p scooped but you don't know how we doo it? Well, this is for you 😊

Because your dog's business is our business!

Call or text (716)343-3902 to get started 📱

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01/08/2025

The 💩 piles aren't armed 🔫 but they are known to be dangerous. Their spread can be toxic.🦠 They can make you and your family sick, not to mention your other dogs or pets.

They are known to only bring problems and as much as we wish they would, they never go away.👋

Keep your loved ones safe, your yard healthy, and your nose happy.❤️

📱Dial (716)343-3902 for (almost) immediate service! We prevent and serve.

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01/08/2025

Do you find yourself avoiding the "doody" in your yard? We're here to offer you an easy way out.

🚓 P**p Patrol 716 is on duty, helping to keep your yard clean and germ free.

Your #1 Solution
For #2 Pollution ✅

Call or text us (716)343-3902 or send us a message for a quote today 🙂

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01/07/2025

📆 Start out the year making an investment you'll be sure to appreciate the entire year of 2025. An absolutely paw-fect solution to the landmines accumulating in your yard. 💩

A service that is consistent and won't miss! 🎯

Your quote is a call or text away (716)343-3902

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01/01/2025

Happy New Year!!

To all of our clients from 2024, thank you 🙏

We truly appreciate the love and support you've shown to our service and more importantly the opportunity to help keep your yard clean!

To all of our future clients in 2025, we absolutely cannot to meet you and your canine companions and have you on our weekly route.

We hope everyone had a safe and happy holiday! To 2025 🎊 🥳