VanderBus for president

04/24/2022

To my future colleague Macron: Salut!

To the losing b*tch: I don't know you, I don't see you.

04/06/2022

The candidate put a shopping bag over his shoulder to make a point.

He is running on a platform of free pet food in all stores nationwide, coast to coast!

03/31/2022

De kandidaat doet nog even een dutje voordat het april wordt.

03/21/2022

In VanderBus's America, offering binoculars to one-eyed people will be treated as grensoverschrijdend gedrag.

03/20/2022

Old, fat cats will have to share when I get elected, I promise you that!

03/19/2022

Working on my first State of the Meownion.

03/19/2022

My name is DaBus VanderBus, and I am running for president in 2024.

When I was 6 weeks old, I decided to catch a Bangor, Maine city bus. There's nothing you can't do if you believe you can. So I caught the bus. Wrestled it into submission. Bus stopped, I walked away, and donated my right eye to charity.

I believe that the whole world can be purrfect. Therefore, when elected I will pawse all hostilities and enforce an immediate no-die zone in Ukraine.

Thank you for your support.

03/19/2022