16/05/2025
😼🍞 Friday Ambassador Rodger Here 🍞😼
Hello, hoomans. It is I, Roger — your loaf-shaped overlord.
Today, I have graciously accepted the role of your Friday Ambassador.
As you can see, I’ve assumed my most powerful form: the chicken wing loaf. Legs out. Judgment fully engaged. 🐔👑
While I sit here looking fabulous and mysterious, let me remind you: your pets can’t book their own appointments (tragic, I know). So be a good hooman — call the clinic or hop online to schedule their next dental or surgery appointment. I’ll allow it. 📞💻🐾
Drop a 🍞 in the comments if your pet has mastered the loaf, too.
– Roger, out. 🐾