We have in store adoptions @ Pasadena, Tx Petsmart on Saturdays from 11 am-3 pm
04/23/2025
Meet Stan: Your Future Feline Overlord (Who Just Wants Cuddles)
Let’s address the elephant in the room: Stan’s been adopted twice. But like many great artists, he’s just been misunderstood. His first family discovered they were allergic (not his fault - he can’t help being devastatingly handsome), and his second family said he was “too clingy.” Too clingy? That’s like saying chocolate is too delicious or naps are too refreshing.
Stan is what we in the cat business call a “professional love bug.” He’s perfected the art of turning any lap into his personal throne and any human into his dedicated servant. Need someone to help you watch Netflix? Stan’s your cat. Want a living scarf? Stan’s got you covered. Looking for someone to judge your life choices while simultaneously demanding belly rubs? Stan’s basically a therapist with fur.
His playful side is equally impressive. He can turn any household object into an Olympic sport. Paper bags become caves of wonder, cardboard boxes transform into mighty fortresses, and don’t even get us started on his relationship with string. The cat could have a PhD in string theory, if you catch our drift.
Now, Stan does have one tiny request: he wants to be your one and only. No other pets, please - he’s not into sharing his humans. Think of him as a romance novel hero: devastatingly charming, slightly dramatic, and absolutely devoted to his chosen person.
Kids? Stan LOVES them. He’s got the patience of a saint and the playful energy of a kitten. He’ll happily participate in tea parties, superhero adventures, or quiet reading sessions. Just don’t expect him to wear costumes - he draws the line at maintaining his dignity.
If you’re ready for a cat who will love you more than fish tacos, follow you around like a furry shadow, and make you laugh daily with his theatrical antics, Stan’s your guy. He’s not clingy - he’s just perfected the art of aggressive affection.
Serious inquiries only. Must be prepared for excessive purring, constant companionship, and daily doses of pure, unfiltered cat love. Side effects may include: full heart, warm lap, and the inability to go to the bathroom alone ever again.
