12/09/2025
Hop on over, humans! 🥕
I’m a cute, cuddly, and available boy ready to go home with you in time for the holidays. Here are the requirements for my new staff:
Treat Depletion Protocol:
I require immediate access to the freshest hay and perhaps a treat or five.
Cuddle Quota:
Mandatory snuggles begin immediately. I accept payment in head pats and chin rubs. Failure to comply results in dramatic flopping and judgment stares.
I'll make your "silent" nights much more exciting. Bring me home today for only $59.99. 💖