11/05/2025
🐾 Meet Rinny — Professional Fetch Analyst | Snack Strategist | CEO of Side-Eye
Yes, this is my “LinkedIn headshot.” No, I’m not angry — I’m evaluating your treat potential.
📄 About Me:
Petite brindle powerhouse (47 lbs of opinions and affection) with 1 year of high-energy experience in fetch operations, lap snuggling, and facial expression (mis)management. My performance reviews are glowing — mostly because people can’t stop laughing at my resemblance to Dobby from Harry Potter.
💼 Core Competencies:
Fetch? Olympic-level. 🎾
Cuddling? All-in, full contact. ❤️
Communication? Fluent in head tilts, sighs, and “the look.”
Training? Knows “Place,” “Sit,” “Wait,” and how to guilt you into one more throw.
Thrives under structure, consistency, and snack-based incentives
🏆 Notable Achievements:
Once retrieved 42 consecutive tennis balls in a single shift
Promoted to “Queen of Expressions” by unanimous vote
Crate-trained, house-trained, and mastering leash etiquette
Currently treating heartworm, but still setting productivity records
💬 References:
Foster: “Equal parts hilarious and affectionate — Rinny is the office clown and the company therapist.”
Tennis Ball: “She’s relentless.”
🌟 Ideal Work Environment:
A human who’s active, confident, and enjoys being constantly adored (and slightly judged).
Prefer a solo position — no canine coworkers for now, please.
🎥 Demo Reel: Watch Rinny at Work: https://youtube.com/shorts/mnnSy7AHaEo
If your team could use a high-energy, big-hearted, slightly dramatic coworker with Dobby-like ears, Rinny is ready for her forever role.
👉 https://pawsnewengland.com/adopt/pet/?id=14433