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Pet Patrol, Port Clinton, PA (2026)

12/30/2025

12/20/2025

🎄🪐 BLAZE: The Ginger Menace of the Multiverse 🪐🎄
📍 Ruth Steinert Memorial SPCA

This Christmas Eve, as the cosmic sleigh tears through the wormholes of time and space, one feline prepares to ascend his throne of chaos. Behold Blaze—our literal ginger, our naughty kitty, our interdimensional rascal with a purr that could melt steel and a glare that could reboot the Matrix.

🔥 Species: Tabby Cat (Possibly descended from ancient solar flares)
🎅 Alignment: Chaotic Festive
🧠 Known Abilities:

• Can knock ornaments off the tree before you hang them
• Telepathically commands humans to open treat bags
• Sleeps in a curled-up cinnamon swirl formation to recharge his sass core
• Has beef with Santa. Don’t ask.

Blaze is not here to behave. He’s here to dominate your home with ginger glory, shred your wrapping paper, and judge your life choices from atop the fridge. He’s the kind of cat who would hack NORAD just to reroute Santa’s sleigh to a tuna factory.

But beneath the mischief? A heart of molten marshmallow. He’s affectionate, hilarious, and ready to be your sidekick in every holiday heist.

🎁 Adopt Blaze.
Give him a home worthy of his legend.
Or risk being added to his personal Naughty List™.

📧 Apply at
Ruth Steinert Memorial spca
18 Wertz Dr., Pine Grove PA
Kennel License #9563
570-345-3540
🛸 Transport available for brave souls.