To all the Mia fans, here she striking again! This is a little edit of her helping my 73YO BFF (might not be friends anymore after plastering her age all over social media) to get back in the saddle.
My friend took a 5 year break from riding and asked me if I had a horse she could start taking dressage lessons on to get back in the groove.
Mia to the rescue! I knew the princess would be the best and I was right.
BTW doesn’t she looks adorable with the dressage tack on?
Also my friend is a badass because she looked pretty darn good for her first ride back.
SOLD
1m50 packer, who can take anybody over any height, casually jumping 1m80
OK you know when some horsey friends or students tell you that they want to jump/show 1m30/1m40 or ride at the Grand Prix level. And you nod and smile, and in your head you go “no f…. way will you ever jump more than 1m20”.
Well … way …
Here comes the most honest/badass GP horse in the universe. Is he the winner, nope, is the super competitive at the 1m40+ level, not really.
Can he pack anybody’s a… over monster jumps and not blink an eye. You bet!
This horse is the ultimate packer to get miles at the 1m30+ level, including 1m50.
If you have the balls to strap yourself on this guy he will cart you around the $200,000 WEC GP under the lights in no time.
He is game, game, game, and the scope is like mimosas on a Sunday Brunch : unlimited.
He is 12YO, don’t be agist, there is no 8YO brave enough to deal with this kind of job, so experience will come handy when you fudge the in of the triple. He is on the tall side 17Hish, plain brown, not super stylish over fences, but this is the most bad ass creature we have had in a long time.
He is currently in France. Am I going to bring him here. The answer is no.
But why don’t you if he is so great?
Well my rider can find the jumps just fine so she doesn’t need a schoolmaster, and I do not jump myself. So if I’m going to bring one over, I’m would rather bring a less user friendly one that my rider can be competitive on than a “one rail packer”.
But again my set up is not average and so if I was shopping for a client, he would be on top of my list.
Mid to high five figure range import included
Featuring Roy the very best boy, Big Eq wonder, Ariat medal wannabe, low adult champion deluxe. Cameo of ESH Shake and Bake, the moody jumper. I can not say enough good things about Roy. If you are on the market for a fancy and competitive yet, forgiving hunter/Eq horse to do any job from the 2’6 to 3’6, this is your guy!Also he is now a TikTok/Insta influencer. Slay.
Well, we have a match!
Following our disappointing show at WEC and after deciding to give her horse the summer off, my daughter had her first ride on Roy.
This amazing 3’6 winning Eq horse was absolutely perfect for her flat lesson.
If you are looking for an amazing schoolmaster for any job from the 2’6 to the 3’6 this is your guy.
Roy is a 9YO, KWPN 16.3H gelding.
I have tons of videos with his owners and will make some new ones in the next few days at my farm.
So excited for the opportunity to show this boy in 2 weeks.
ISO Snuggler/care taker in chief for H/J barn in Port Orange, FL
ISO part time horse snuggler/groom/working student
We are hiring a part time groom/exercise rider, and when we say part time we don’t mean horse industry part time (12 hours out of 24 hour day) we mean 2 half days/week (AM or PM) and half days on week end.
This is a position for Port Orange, FL (so while this seems perfect for you, if you live in Colorado or in Rhode Island, this will not work out. And yes I understand you wish we were closer). So applicants need to le located in central Florida to make this work.
Job includes but not limited to :
Mucking 11 stalls, water, turn out. This job can also include riding (mostly flat) if you are experienced enough.
We pay fairly.
Person needs to be able to get the job done without constant supervision. This job doesn’t require a rocket scientist PhD, but you will need to pay attention to detail and be motivated.
This is not a glamorous job, sweating shoveling manure in the middle of the Florida heat, is anything but Instagram cute.
BUT you will be part of a cool team, working with some amazing horses and gaining experience working for a top A show barn.
This job could work for a college student, high school student, mom who wants to side job to get away from the kids and relive her teenage horse phase, semi retired person wanting to hang out with horses, …
Best first jumper type with top placing all the way to 1m20
Where are you my amateurs or juniors wanting to try the jumpers?
Maverick is ready to show you the ropes. He is fast (but not so fast that it gets scary... the good kind of fast where he will take you to the jump).
His style with his head a tad up at all type will give you a sense of safety, you know like some sort of dash board. Yup so in that “oh crap moment, I made a really bad decision, my life is flashing in front of my eyes, then you can push yourself back.
Uphill horses are a lifesaver, trust me.
He is quite careful and jumps liverpools and whatever.
He is happy to jump anything from the 0.65m to the 1m20 and has a excellent recent show record to prove it.
Auto changes, auto distance only thing you will have to do for your part is to remember the course and red on right and white on left. Of and breathe.
This 11YO, 16H KWPN is somewhat affordable for what he is. Mid five range.
No lease sorry.
Located in Port Orange, FL
With tiny kid : https://youtu.be/XX4vVLYB3K4?feature=shared
1m20 class : https://youtu.be/eK2qyEdcDWA?feature=shared
1m30 schooling : https://youtu.be/rHTmQvut5AU?feature=shared
More videos on request
AND THIS IS WHY HORSE PEOPLE CAN’T HAVE NICE THINGS
If you don’t want to hear about 1st World problems, and a grown a… woman vent, skip this and wait till tomorrow to resume our regular programming of pretty ponies we like to drool on.
If you are interested in why the horse industry is heading to the point of no return, buckle up.
So yesterday, I published a post on several social media platforms to offer a talented junior the opportunity to catch ride 2 extremely fancy horses who could use miles in the Equitation ring. Each one being worth the price of a starter home in rural Midwest, just to put it in real people perspective.
Silly me, thinking : “wow I would have killed to be able to ride those types of horses for free when I was a kid”.
Well apparently I’m a selfish meanie who wants to profit off innocent children. How is this for a plot twist?
So it all started because one person commented (not on FB): what’s the pay? Just those 3 words … what’s the pay?
So I was trying to picture in my head that if I was meeting any horse person in real life and I said :
Here you can ride this horse, I will give you some free lessons on him, then I will take him to the horse show, my pro will ticket him and school him, then she will show him day 1 to make sure he is a 100% ready for you, pay a braider, groom the horse and take care of his needs, and all you have to do is show up, get on. I will coach you for your classes and you can ride in several classes. That the first 3 words that would tumble out of your mouth would be : what’s the pay?
What kind of alternate reality do we live in?
So blunt me pointed out in a sarcastic way that said person was delusional.
Then it all went to sh*t from there…
So here is some of the things I was told by some complete strangers :
You really have a bad attitude. Ok that one I actually had to agree with them and told them they were correct… Hubby said : “if only they knew” with a big sigh.
But seriously I wo
People are going to think we have a serious HR problem at EquiSale
Anyway, we have 2 very fancy amazing young horses (both 7YO) who need miles in the Equitation classes.
So we are looking for a talented junior rider to show them.
DO NOT CONTACT ME to lease them, to ask me to ship them to your amazing trainer who is so good she/he farts rainbow. THOSE HORSES WILL NOT LEAVE MY CARE UNLESS THEY HAVE BEEN SOLD.
I’m sorry if you live in California and it’s too far for you to benefit from this opportunity , and I’m even more sorry if you live in North Dakota.
Ok so my farm is located in Port Orange, Florida. Junior rider will be expected to come to sit on the horses and school a few times before showing.
While they are well trained, they are not “made” and will require some time to click and perform at their best.
One has a big jump and the other one is sensitive so needs a quiet rider with a good feel.
They are both ready to step in the 3ft/3’3ft and could move up to the 3’6 if the stars align.
We will only be showing in Florida.
Riders who want to apply need to have extensive experience riding different types of horses and be able to actually make a horse better and not just expect the horse to do everything for them.
We don’t need a blind leading the blind scenario.
So if you are thinking about applying do not ask your parents, your grand parents or your barn BFF if they think you are good enough to do it.
They will say yes. Then I will call your trainer and ask about you and she/he will say : awww, Bless her heart.
Trust me you do not want to be ”Bless her hearted”.
So actually ask your trainer if they think it would be a suitable opportunity and then apply.
We are a fun group and those 2 horses are very special!
I will need videos to assess your riding and if I say no, please don’t take it personally. Just keep working hard and prove me wrong!
FILLED
ISO OF A WORKING STUDENT
So one of our team members has been benched for a few weeks for some health issues. So we are one person short to run our operation.
So we are looking for a working student to come to help us for a few weeks, can’t really say how many exactly as it depends on what the doctors have to say.
Job includes a lot of riding on some fancy/nice horses, but this is not a “princess” opening so the applicant will be expected to do barn work and chores.
Accommodation and a salary are provided, 2 days off. Needs to have reliable transportation, good work ethic and be an experienced rider.
Right candidate could do some showing… slow down, take the sun glasses and Samshield off, and read the following statement.
When I say some showing might be involved I do not imply that I’m looking to send a string of 8 horses including GP horses and green hunters to show day after day in Wellington. It means that you could take one or 2 horses for a few days at HITS.
This is a working student position. First word is working so you will have to put in the hours, second word is student so it’s a great opportunity to learn and spend some quality time in Florida in March.
Location is Port Orange, FL (don’t text me to ask me where this is, if you can’t use Google map to find a town, this job is not for you).
Don’t ask me how long, I have no clue but 3 week to 6 weeks would be my guess.
Send DM or text +15867702610 to apply.
I can’t even put into words how much joy this horse has brought to our lives. From finding a washed up ex Grand Prix stallion in Sweden, to watching him taking @kyclarkson41 to her very first Grand Prix, to him showing us that horse can still improve and get betterat 16YO. Thanks Chino, i don’t know what we did to deserve you, but you certainly make life better.
This unreal horse has jumped every single Grand Prix clear since June. Ending 4th at Terranova and 2nd yesterday under the lights @foxleafarm at his last 2 shows.
And to all the people who will ask me if he is for sale, he is not, he is a horse of a lifetime and he is the horse of MY lifetime.
Can’t wait to watch you jump many more classes, Old Man. Love you so much.
Special thanks to my team, family, clients and of course the horses for making 2023 an amazing year! Can’t wait to see what 2024 brings us!
I’m floored that nobody has snatched up this dream horse yet. I can’t believe that there is not a single rider who needs a Saintly/safe partner to learn riding and jumping with the best teacher there is. And I’m floored that people would care more about the X-rays than actual soundness and longevity. This horse is worked 7 days a week, has been showing regularly, still people will not take it in account. Fascinating …
When you go on vacation with your family, in the middle of some national parks with zero cell service , and you come back to civilization to watch your 3 ring horse sale horse being “trained” by the junior rider you left him with while you were gone…
You see when I say Donnie is a Saint I mean it!
This horse just finished 3rd of a $5,000 derby with scores in the high 80s, claimed the championship in the 2’3 Eq division with a junior, was champion in the low adult jumpers and is now a circus pony.
Please somebody come and get this horse, he is the bomb!
Donnie packing junior and winning 2’3 Eq class : https://youtu.be/-muyf8W5Qfk
Donnie scoring an 86 in $5,000 derby : https://youtu.be/nOjinvOlaR0
Donnie winning in the low adult jumpers : https://youtu.be/7jJgwpTtjk0
When you are victim of the Target effect and end up with a pony.
As many of you know, we specialize in horses at EquiSale. We don’t like ponies, we have lost money on every single pony we have tried to flip and in general when people inquire about ponies, I always say, never buy a pony from us, we suck at it.
Well, guess who just bought a pony… yeah, THIS girl did. Do I need a pony? Nope. Do I want a pony? Double Nope. Do I hate ponies? Yup.
So how did I end up with a pony, you may ask. Well it’s because of the Target effect. Lemme explain. You go to Target with one goal only, buy some deodorant. You start shopping and end up grabbing new bedding, a cinnamon candle and then you stumble across the teal waffle maker. Do you need a waffle maker? Absolutely not. Do you eat waffles? Nope, unless you are at the 6 am breakfast at the Holiday Inn at the horse show. Do you cook? nope … duh you have horses so no time for being Martha Stewart.
So you do not need the teal waffle maker. What is in your cart, the flipping waffle maker. Did you buy the toothpaste? No you didn’t, you forgot of course!
So I was looking at 5am at videos of potential hunters and jumpers to import, and I am now the proud owner of a 5YO, 12.1H warmblood pony who hopefully will be a pony final contender.
Welcome to the Fam’ ESH Waffle Maker (aka waffle around the barn).
Off to the tack shop to buy pony stuff now …
First ride on our new 1m40 jumper, and he was the most perfect boy. This guy who just got out of quarantine yesterday still needs a name… Any ideas? His passport says : All Way de Boncourt.
We had a great week of showing @hitshorseshows … very proud of all the horses and riders.
Highlights : Chino clear in the welcome, Zach double clear in the 1m35 Open Prix, Mia champion in the 2’6 hunters, Humphrey 4th in the 3’6 greens and a good round in the $50k international derby, Donnie champion in the low amateur jumpers, Zach winner in the 1m10 adult amateur. Good job team. Off to sell a kidney to afford the next show!
We got to take the ponies to Wellington today and have some fun. Lots of sunshine and learning. Special thanks to @annekursinski for an other amazing lesson. Looking forward to coming back to show next week!
We might have picked up a little stowaway while we were there, stay tuned for the big reveal!
Our new jumper needs a barn name! His French name is Quel Cœur (what a heart) and we can’t call him Cupid. So we are opened to ideas!