Dog Adventures Northwest

03/02/2025

Opal hesitated. She hadn't realized that this game of "Got Your Nose" was playing for keeps.

02/28/2025

"I SAID, I WANT MY LAWYER!!"

02/26/2025

Don't discourage them; I think a two-dog pyramid is just what the newer, gentler circus world needs.

02/24/2025

Duff's modeling portfolio shows his range

02/24/2025

"What? No, we're good. We're just going to have appetizers."

02/22/2025

02/19/2025

While three-headed Cerberus guards the gates to the underworld, his lesser-known cousin Dennis guards the service elevator.

02/17/2025

"What's the password?"
"Why, you little--open this door right now!'

02/14/2025

Enjoy your Valentine's Day, but this is a quick reminder not to let yourself be totally absorbed by another, no matter how nice or...fluffy they may be.

02/12/2025

"YOU'RE NOT GOING TO DIE ON MY WATCH!" Luna knew that those CPR classes would pay off someday. "LIVE, DAMN YOU! LIIIIVVVVVVVE!"

02/10/2025

Henry worked diligently on getting his 10,000 steps in. Of course, in dog years, that's 70,000 steps, but you get to count all four legs, so...

02/09/2025

"SHUT UP ABOUT MY CAR'S EXTENDED WARRANTY ALREADY!"

02/07/2025

"I mean, I'm not a doctor, but...he...he doesn't look right, you know? I just think someone should take a look."

02/06/2025

"It's just like...sometimes....sometimes it all gets to be too much, you know, Rainbow Unicorn??
"Shhh, shhh, it's okay. You want some glitter p**p to eat?"
*sniff* "Yeah, okay, thanks."

01/31/2025

Sure, maybe he was only third-chair trombone in the school band, but Georgie consistently earned top marks in Beseeching.

01/29/2025

IIIIIIIII'm just looking for my ear!
I think I left it over here!
So I'll run fast
Through the tall grass
I'll have to readheeeeere...it!

01/28/2025

"I don't care if you call me a diva. You know who else is a diva? BEYONCE. Now, are you going to sort my kibble by shape, as outlined in my rider, or do I need to call my agent?"

01/27/2025

The captain paused. She didn't want to play favorites, but could only choose one forward for the rugby team, and this was the year that the Upper Canines could win the cup.