12/12/2025
An Ode to the First Time Puppy Owners.
When you want to buy a puppy you see the upfront cost. You don't mind what breed it is, as long as you don't make a loss. ๐
You find the one you like, and decide to pay the fee, for a pretty little puppy from a house in Utah County. ๐ก
She's hypoallergenic and they swear she'll never shed. You get her home to snuggle her, and she p*es on your bed. ๐๏ธ
It was just an accident, you probably should have known, it's all good now, shes laying down and chewing on a bone. ๐ฆด
It's 1 o'clock in the morning and what's that funky smell? She's pooped all over the closet its bath time now, that smell ๐คข
6am and exhausted, you've just been up all night. Who knew that having a puppy, would be such a test of might? ๐
The kids get up excited, for presents by the tree. Hey look, that one's moving, whatever could it be? ๐
They open up the present and can't believe their eyes, the pup they've always wanted was such a good surprise! ๐ฎ
Look how cute and fluffy, she loves the kids you see, but you're over in a corner cleaning up more p*e. ๐ฝ
And now a kid is crying, "she bit me on the hand". So you put her in the closet to help her understand. ๐ข
She's whining and she's crying and now she starts to bark. Okay, okay you tell her and you take her to the park. ๐โ๐ฆบ
She's running and her tail is wagging, she's playing with the kids, but wait what's that, a squirrel? Oh No! she called dibs! ๐ฟ๏ธ
You finally catch your puppy and when you get her home, she settles by the Christmas tree happy with her bone. ๐
But then the kids come running in, they only want to play. Your little puppy growls at them and not for the first time today. ๐คท๐ผโโ๏ธ
You're worried she's aggressive and things might turn out bad. Could this be the worst idea that you have ever had? ๐ค
No need to be dramatic, you're sure that she'll be fine, she'll probably just grow out of it in just a little time. โณ
A few weeks pass and nothing, in fact things are getting worse. She's jumping and she's nipping and the chewing is the worst. ๐น
You can't get her to go potty in the place you want her to. The kids are tired of playing with her and you don't know what to do. ๐คท๐ปโโ๏ธ
But then you see on Facebook, a trainer that looks great, based down the road in Provo, that will help fix our mistakes! โ
You call them and they're friendly and they reassure you, that everything will be okay as you clean up a pile of poo. ๐ฉ
You do a consultation, and hire them on the spot, because your dog for once is calm and polite, a miracle? Surely not! ๐ง๐ปโโ๏ธ
You sign up for the Day Camp, itโs perfect for what you need, the training for the puppy as well as the family! ๐ฉ๐ป๐จ๐ผ๐ฆ๐ป๐ง๐ผ๐ถ
You come each day, she's perfect, shes doing all the things, the trainers go over everything she learning and your stress is going away. ๐ฎโ๐จ
With in person follow ups and group class for life, you know you've got support, could you ask for anything more? ๐
If this rhyme you can relate to and you know you want the best, come on in and see us, and we will do the rest! ๐พ
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