Turd Burglars

01/14/2025

Meet Boogie, the heart and soul behind Turd Burglars Pet Waste Management! His big personality (and even bigger p**ps) inspired our mission to keep yards clean and happy. Now, we have a chance to share his story with the world!

Boogie is competing for a spot on the cover of Modern Dog magazine, and with your help, he can win $10,000 and represent our mission to make every yard turd-free.

Double votes are available today, so click the link and cast your vote for Boogie! Let’s make this pup a star and put our business on the map. Thank you for your support!

https://americasfavpet.com/2025/boogie-166a?fbclid=IwZXh0bgNhZW0CMTEAAR3pZemQxIuM-_pmpb2Skv82QGZN8pWYoYBTWDYhAVX14MjcuB9UeLWcZMY_aem_i14o3IKO4fkuJBc2t2CibQ

Boogie: A heart full of love, eyes full of wonder, and a cuddle that makes everything better. He’s not just a dog, he’s family.

01/13/2025

💩 The Ultimate Turd Burglar Freebie event! 💩

Want a crime-free backyard? We’re giving away 1 Month of Free Dog Cleanup Services to one lucky dog owner! 🐾✨

How to Enter:
1. Like our Turd Burglars page.
2. Share this post on your timeline.
3. Invite 5 friends to like our page.

📅 Deadline: Thursday January 30th at 2pm. Winner will be called through facebook messenger

Let us steal the mess from your yard—for free! Don’t miss out! 🦴🏡

01/09/2025

Snow piling up and your yard turning into a minefield? Don’t break your back shoveling snow and scooping turds this winter! ❄️💩
Let the Turd Burglars handle the dirty work for you. We'll clear the mess, so you can stay warm and stress-free.

Message us today to schedule your winter cleanup! 🧤🛷

01/06/2025

Big news from the Turd Burglars crew! 💩💼 We just pulled off our first official turd heist! Precision, passion, and a pinch of humor made it a success. Here’s to many more 'clean' jobs ahead! Stay tuned for the next mission!

12/31/2024

Happy New Year from Turd Burglar's Pet Waste Management! 🎉🐾 Let's kick off 2025 with a clean slate (and a clean yard)! Schedule your first scooping of the year and let us help you start the year fresh. Here's to a paw-sitively amazing year ahead! 🐶🐾

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12/29/2024

🌷🌿 Spring Clean-Up is Just Around the Corner! 🌿🌷

Winter may have left behind mounds of pet waste, but don't worry, Turd Burglars Pet Waste Management is here to help! 🐾 As the weather warms up, we'll be there bright and early to clean up the mess and get your yard fresh and ready for the season ahead. 🧹

Say goodbye to winter's waste and hello to a clean, safe, and p**p-free yard. Contact us today to schedule your spring clean-up!

12/27/2024

🎆 New Year, New Yard! 🎆

🚨 Turd Burglars Alert: 2024 Cleanup Mission Activated! 🚨

Out with the old, in with the clean! Start the year fresh and mess-free with Turd Burglars, your trusty “Poop Patrol” 🐾💩.

✨ Say goodbye to last year’s “landmines” and hello to a spotless lawn in 2024! ✨

📞 Call us at (585) 402-5368 to schedule your New Year cleanup and let us handle the dirty work while you focus on your resolutions. 🦴💼

🌟 New Year, Same Mission: No turd left behind, no evidence in sight! 🌟

Let’s make 2024 the cleanest year yet! 🚀🐶

12/25/2024

🎄🐾 Happy Holidays from the Turd Burglars team! 🐾🎄

As we wrap up another year of keeping your yards clean and your pets happy, we want to take a moment to thank all of our amazing customers for trusting us with your pet waste management needs.

This holiday season, remember to take a break, relax, and leave the dirty work to us! 🦴✨

Wishing you all a poo-free holiday season full of joy, love, and clean yards. 🐕🎅

Let’s make 2024 the cleanest year yet! 💩🚀

12/22/2024

🚨 TURD ALERT 🚨
The Turd Burglars are on the run! 🦹‍♂️💩 We’ve made off with your dog's mess, and we’re not stopping until every last turd is gone! Your yard? Clean. The evidence? Vanished. And we’re outta here faster than you can say "who let the dogs out!" 🏃‍♂️💨

Catch us if you can, but we’ll be long gone — leaving nothing but a pristine lawn in our wake. 🌱✨

Call us for the ultimate "p**p heist" cleanup! 📞

12/21/2024

🚨 Turd Burglars Alert: Breaking News from the Backyard Crime Beat! 🚨
We’re back and sneakier than ever, dedicated to rescuing your lawn from those “landmines” your furry friend leaves behind. 🐾💩

Our expert cleanup crew specializes in removing the evidence, leaving your yard spotless, fresh, and crime-free. 🏡✨ Think of us as your trusty neighborhood “Poop Patrol”! 🕵️‍♂️

Don’t let your backyard become a repeat crime scene—call the Turd Burglars today! We’ll “steal” the mess so you don’t have to. 🦴💼

📞 Contact us now at (585) 402-5368 to schedule your cleanup.

Together, we’ll crack the case of the messy lawn! 🐕

12/18/2024

🔒🚨 Breaking & Entering... the Backyard Edition! 🚨🔒

We’re the Turd Burglars—sly, stealthy, and committed to stealing your pup’s mess so you don’t have to. 🐾💩

Think of us as your personal clean-up crew, specializing in crime scene cleanup for unwanted surprises in your lawn. 🏡✨

Let’s make your yard crime-free. Contact us today before your backyard becomes a crime scene again! 🕵️‍♂️

12/18/2024

💩 "Your dog's business is our business... and we're making a clean getaway!" 🦴💰

Check out our Turd Burglars pricing for dog waste clean-up services. Whether it’s a one-dog job or a multi-dog heist, we’ve got the skills to leave your yard spotless. 🚨🐾

Who’s ready to let us steal the mess and leave behind only fresh grass? 🌱

12/18/2024

“Turd Burglars: We Steal Your Crap (Literally)!”

Here in Rochester, we’re not your average cleanup crew—we’re Turd Burglars! Our mission? To break into your yard, nab every last “deposit,” and leave the scene of the grime spotless.

💩 Why call the Turd Burglars?
• We’re the best in the business of stealing your dog’s business.
• Our “heist crew” works quickly, quietly, and never leaves a trace (except a clean yard).
• No mess too big, no p**p too small—we swipe it all!

🐾 Services:
• Weekly Cleanups: Regular visits to burglarize the mess.
• One-Time Jobs: Hosting a party? We’ll “rob” the yard beforehand.
• Commercial Properties: Big yards? No problem. We’re pros at high-stakes jobs.

🔦 Don’t let your yard become a crime scene. Call the Turd Burglars today, and we’ll take care of the dirty work—so you don’t have to.

📞 Call (585) 402-5368 or message our page to schedule a “heist!”

12/17/2024

“Tired of dodging doggy landmines in your yard?” 🐾💩

Let Turd Burglars handle the dirty work so you don’t have to! We specialize in pet waste removal to keep your yard clean, fresh, and ready for playtime 🏡✨.

📍 Serving the Rochester area.
🎉 New customers receive a 10% discount on their first clean up!

Say goodbye to the mess and hello to a clean yard! Contact us for a free quote today.
📲 Message us here or call (585) 402-5368.

Let us take care of the #1 job so you can focus on your furry friend 🐶💚.

👉 Tag a friend who needs this service and share the love!