Turd Burglars

04/21/2025

We had a blast talking to everyone yesterday at mad hatter’s hideaway! For those who stopped down and spent some time with us we really appreciate you!

04/15/2025

Got dog p**p? Let the Turd Burglars clean up the crime scene!
Whether it’s a one-time rescue or a weekly mission, The Dookie Bandit and The F***l Fence are ready to roll out and reclaim your yard!

We offer:

• Residential & Commercial Clean-Ups

• Weekly, Bi-weekly, and Monthly Service

• Fair rates based on yard size and number of pups

• Full coverage across Monroe County, NY

No turd too sneaky. No yard too big.
Let us handle the mess—so you can kick back like this cool pup.

Visit: TurdBurglarsNY.com
Call or text: (585) 441-0190
Message us right here on Facebook!

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04/03/2025

03/30/2025

🐾 Don’t Let Your Yard Become a Minefield! 🐾

At Turd Burglars Pet Waste Management, we specialize in keeping your yard clean, fresh, and free of those unsightly “surprises.” Whether you have one dog or a whole pack, we’ve got you covered with our professional waste removal service. 🐕

Why Choose Us?
✔️ Fast, reliable, and discreet service
✔️ Affordable rates for any size yard
✔️ We scoop, you relax! 🛋️
✔️ Environmentally friendly waste disposal

Call today and let us do the dirty work while you enjoy a clean yard! 🌳

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03/16/2025

💩 Tired of being on p**p patrol? We’ve got your back! 🐶

At Turd Burglars Pet Waste Management, we do the dirty work so you don’t have to! No more dodging landmines in your yard—just a clean, fresh space for you and your furry friends to enjoy.

✅ Reliable & hassle-free service
✅ Affordable plans for any yard size
✅ A cleaner, healthier environment for your family & pets

Book with us today and say goodbye to the mess! Send us a message or visit our website to schedule your first cleanup. 💩🧼

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03/14/2025

Ahhh, the joys of spring! The sun is shining, the breeze is perfect, and the dogs are loving their zoomies around the yard… until I realize it’s basically a minefield of uncovered p**p. Time to break out the goggles for survival mode! 🥴💩

If you'd like to avoid p**p goggles, contact Turd Burglars Pet Waste Management today! **pocalypse

03/13/2025

Subscription customers only!!

We are switching over to a better system over the next few days. If you get a random bill please ignore it.

03/11/2025

🌿 Attention Valued Customers! 🌿

We've been receiving a lot of quote requests through our website—thank you for your interest in our services! If you’ve submitted a request but haven’t had us service your yard yet, be sure to respond and confirm your spot. Our schedule is filling up fast, and we’d love to help keep your lawn looking its best!

📅 Don’t wait—secure your spot today!

03/04/2025

🚨 Attention, pet owners! The Snow is Melting… and So Are Your Secrets! 🚨

That beautiful white blanket of snow is disappearing, and guess what’s emerging? Yep. The landmines your dog left all winter. 💩

Don’t panic—Turd Burglars is here to save your yard (and your shoes)! We’ll swoop in, sn**ch up those sneaky stinkers, and leave your lawn fresh and p**p-free.

Spring is coming. Your yard deserves better. Book now before your backyard turns into a minefield!

📞 Call or message us today— (585) 402-5368 🐶💨

03/03/2025

Busy day for the turd burglars! 💩 Successfully stole 10 bags of turds—our biggest heist yet!

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Tired of dealing with the dirty work? 🐾 Let us handle it! At Turd Burglars, we specialize in pet waste cleanup and removal, leaving your yard clean, fresh, and worry-free. 💩🚛 Serving the Rochester area. Contact us today for a free quote.

03/01/2025

Tired of dealing with the dirty work? Don’t let those stinky piles stack up—let Turd Burglars handle the mess so you don’t have to! We’ll keep your yard clean and fresh, giving you more time to enjoy it. Fast, reliable, and affordable pet waste removal—because your pup deserves a clean space, and so do you!

Message us today or call/text 585-402-5368 to schedule your first cleanup!

02/25/2025

🐾 Turd Burglars Pet Waste Management 🐾
"Stealing Your Pet's Poo, So You Don’t Have To!"

Tired of your dog not having arms and legs to clean up after themselves? Let Turd Burglars handle the dirty work! Our team provides fast, reliable, and affordable pet waste removal services, keeping your yard fresh and clean.

✅ Weekly & One-Time Cleanups
✅ Affordable Rates
✅ Eco-Friendly Disposal
✅ Satisfaction Guaranteed

📍 Serving Monroe County
📞 Call or Text: (585)402-5368

Let us do the dirty work—so you can enjoy a clean, p**p-free yard! Book your cleanup today!

02/15/2025

Picture this - the snow is melting, the sun is shining, and... yep, all those little presents from winter are still in your yard. But don’t worry – Turd Burglars has you covered!

Book your spring cleanup with us and enjoy a fresh, p**p-free yard without the hassle. Whether you need a one-time deep clean or regular scooping service, we’ll make sure your outdoor space is ready for BBQs, playtime, and sunny days ahead.

🐾 Less mess.
🌱 Less stress.
☀️ More time to enjoy your yard!

Spots are filling up fast, so schedule now! Send us a message or call to book your service today.

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02/03/2025

❄️ P**p in the Snow? That’s a Hard NO! ❄️

Let’s be real—no one wants to bundle up just to go on a treasure hunt for frozen dog bombs. It’s cold, it’s gross, and half the time, they’re camouflaged like little stink landmines.

Good news: Turd Burglars lives for this 💩! While you stay cozy inside, we’ll brave the cold, track down those frozen p**psicles, and leave your yard fresh and clean.

Don’t let winter win—book us today and leave the dirty work to the pros! 🐶💨

01/26/2025

make sure to join the giveaway for a free month of scoopings!

💩 The Ultimate Turd Burglar Freebie event! 💩

Want a crime-free backyard? We’re giving away 1 Month of Free Dog Cleanup Services to one lucky dog owner! 🐾✨

How to Enter:
1. Like our Turd Burglars page.
2. Share this post on your timeline.
3. Invite 5 friends to like our page.

📅 Deadline: Thursday January 30th at 2pm. Winner will be called through facebook messenger

Let us steal the mess from your yard—for free! Don’t miss out! 🦴🏡

01/26/2025

🌸 Spring Has Sprung! 🌸
You know what that means… time to face the "treasures" hiding under the snow. ❄️🐾

But wait—why do it yourself? Let Turd Burglars handle the dirty work! 🚨💩 We’ll clean up your yard so you can enjoy spring without the stink. 🌷

📅 Book today and give yourself one less chore to worry about. Your backyard deserves better—and so do you! 🏡✨

💬 Message us now to schedule your cleanup!

Remember, there's only 4 days left to join our giveaway!!

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