Turd Burglars

06/17/2025

Tired of dodging dog bombs in your own backyard? Let Turd Burglars Pet Waste Management handle the dirty work!We’re Monroe County’s most dependable and discreet p**p scoopers — sneaking in, stealing the turds, and vanishing like nothing ever happened.Whether you’ve got one pup or a whole pack, we’ve got plans that fit your yard and your budget.Because your time is valuable… and so is your lawn. 💩✨👉 Book now. Relax later.📍 Serving all of Monroe County📞 Call or message us today

06/10/2025

💩 We’re on a CRAP-ERATIONS MISSION! 🕶️
Book 2 months of weekly cleanups and your first one’s FREE — because no one steals your dog’s 💩 like Turd Burglars.
🚨 Pet waste? Consider it handled.
📍 Serving all of Monroe County
📞 Call now or book online!

We steal your dog’s 💩… so you don’t have to. 💼🐾

Tired of dealing with the dirty work? 🐾 Let us handle it! At Turd Burglars, we specialize in pet waste cleanup and removal, leaving your yard clean, fresh, and worry-free. 💩🚛 Serving the Rochester area. Contact us today for a free quote.

06/10/2025

🚨💩 BREAKING NEWS 💩🚨
A shady crew has been spotted sneaking into backyards all over Monroe County…
They're masked. They're fast.
And they're STEALING 💩.

That’s right — Turd Burglars are on the loose, and your lawn could be next (in a good way)!

🐶 Weekly cleanups
🦴 One-time emergency swoops
💥 First cleaning FREE when you book 2 months!

Let us handle the dirty work — so you don’t have to watch your step.

👇 Comment “STOLEN 💩” and we’ll drop you a discount code!
📍 Serving all of Monroe County
🔗 Turdburglarsny.com

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06/05/2025

Been out since 9AM hittin’ the streets and hangin’ door hangers! 💪🏽🛎️ We’ve already knocked out at least 75–100 — and we’re just getting started. Keep an eye out, Monroe County… the Turd Burglars are coming to clean up the neighborhood! 💩🕵️‍♂️

05/22/2025

Ever stepped outside and thought, “Did a bear visit my yard last night?” 🐻💩
Tired of landmines turning your lawn into a no-go zone?
Let the real pros handle the dirty work.
We show up in stealth mode, scoop with precision, and vanish without a trace—like the p**p was never even there.

Because at Turd Burglars,
💥 We steal your dog’s sh*t. 💥

04/21/2025

We had a blast talking to everyone yesterday at mad hatter’s hideaway! For those who stopped down and spent some time with us we really appreciate you!

04/15/2025

Got dog p**p? Let the Turd Burglars clean up the crime scene!
Whether it’s a one-time rescue or a weekly mission, The Dookie Bandit and The F***l Fence are ready to roll out and reclaim your yard!

We offer:

• Residential & Commercial Clean-Ups

• Weekly, Bi-weekly, and Monthly Service

• Fair rates based on yard size and number of pups

• Full coverage across Monroe County, NY

No turd too sneaky. No yard too big.
Let us handle the mess—so you can kick back like this cool pup.

Visit: TurdBurglarsNY.com
Call or text: (585) 441-0190
Message us right here on Facebook!

03/30/2025

🐾 Don’t Let Your Yard Become a Minefield! 🐾

At Turd Burglars Pet Waste Management, we specialize in keeping your yard clean, fresh, and free of those unsightly “surprises.” Whether you have one dog or a whole pack, we’ve got you covered with our professional waste removal service. 🐕

Why Choose Us?
✔️ Fast, reliable, and discreet service
✔️ Affordable rates for any size yard
✔️ We scoop, you relax! 🛋️
✔️ Environmentally friendly waste disposal

Call today and let us do the dirty work while you enjoy a clean yard! 🌳

03/16/2025

💩 Tired of being on p**p patrol? We’ve got your back! 🐶

At Turd Burglars Pet Waste Management, we do the dirty work so you don’t have to! No more dodging landmines in your yard—just a clean, fresh space for you and your furry friends to enjoy.

✅ Reliable & hassle-free service
✅ Affordable plans for any yard size
✅ A cleaner, healthier environment for your family & pets

Book with us today and say goodbye to the mess! Send us a message or visit our website to schedule your first cleanup. 💩🧼

03/14/2025

Ahhh, the joys of spring! The sun is shining, the breeze is perfect, and the dogs are loving their zoomies around the yard… until I realize it’s basically a minefield of uncovered p**p. Time to break out the goggles for survival mode! 🥴💩

If you'd like to avoid p**p goggles, contact Turd Burglars Pet Waste Management today!

03/13/2025

Subscription customers only!!

We are switching over to a better system over the next few days. If you get a random bill please ignore it.

03/11/2025

🌿 Attention Valued Customers! 🌿

We've been receiving a lot of quote requests through our website—thank you for your interest in our services! If you’ve submitted a request but haven’t had us service your yard yet, be sure to respond and confirm your spot. Our schedule is filling up fast, and we’d love to help keep your lawn looking its best!

📅 Don’t wait—secure your spot today!