11/22/2025
13 years in this career and I learn something new everyday.
Today I learned
✨if a 120lbs dog wants to go somewhere it literally just will
✨A 120-lb dog can and will open a tiny window… and jump out of it like she’s auditioning for Mission Impossible.
✨ I also learned the true lengths I will go for my dogs… which apparently includes getting hit by a car and running 2 miles barefoot like some kind of confused Disney princess.
✨And finally: I am absolutely, undeniably NOT as fast as a Great Dane.
But here’s the part that got me
The way my clients, family, and friends SHOWED UP. People prayed. People left work. People ran out of their houses in pajamas. People literally dropped everything without hesitation.
I just… I love y’all. So much. More than I could ever say. God CAN and WILL show up and show out. There is POWER in prayer. I’m sore, she’s tired… but neither one of us has a single scratch. 🙏❤️
Now—allow me to formally introduce the star of today’s chaos:
✨ Birdie ✨
✨aka houdini✨
the exceptionally smart, overly athletic, Great Dane
Birdie Facts:
✨Can clear a solid 7 feet like it’s NOTHING
✨Can and WILL do whatever she pleases💅🐩
✨Can open anything (doors, windows, probably the gates of heaven if she felt like it
✨Athletic ASF
✨Possibly 12% antelope
✨Can fit through a space the size of a cereal box at 40 mph
✨Certified Good Girl
✨Loves to frolic majestically through mountains
Birdie and her brothers are HOME SAFE for the holidays, and we can’t WAIT to see them at their next appointment. Stay tuned for The Birdie Chronicles 😂🫠
And to formally meet her brothers Odin and Bo!
I’ve said it a million times, but I’ll say it again.
If you ever start thinking you’re something special, try telling someone else’s dog what to do… and then humble yourself. 😂🫠