08/19/2024
Matt McLaughlin Dressage in St Cloud, FL, is looking for a FARM WORKER or a WORKING STUDENT!
The right candidate will:
-Lug and divvy out pre-processed hay and grain
-Muck out processed hay and grain
-Doctor, groom, bathe, turn out, dote on, cookie-fy, and snuggle the hay and grain processors
-Mow and w**d eat what the ponies don’t (if you’re a farm worker)
-Speak fluent sarcasm
Benefits depend on whether you’re a farm worker or working student and include:
-Lessons with Grand Prix trainers who have turned countless hooligans into Grand Prix crossy prancy show offs and helped riders all over the US work their butts off to earn $0.50 ribbons and nickel-sized lapel pins
-Depending on your level/ability (and whether you’re a farm worker or working student), which will develop while you’re here, the chance to ride our horses and learn upper-level movements
-Pay - varies based on whether you’re a farm worker or working student
Extra benefits:
-Watch and learn and try your hand at it as Matt teaches piaffe and passage. Seriously, he’s the piaffe king!
-You’ll have no need for a gym membership. This is essentially paid cross fit!
-You get to learn cool, more unique things, like long lining and teaching tricks
-Be part of our amazing, super-supportive barn family, including the best clients
-We have 0 complete A-hole horses...(we all have our moments...).
-Get kisses from one real-life Breyer horse and hilarious looks from another: no joke - two of our horses have Breyers made for them!
-You get all the pupper snuggles you can handle.
-Popsicles. So. Many. Popsicles. It’s Florida.
Interested? Email your experience, goals, and contact info to [email protected] or text Carly at 813-294-7258.
Not interested? Please share, so we can find someone to share all our popsicles with!