AUDD - Allegated Union Of Doggie Dishwashers

05/25/2024

A quick reminder when walking or taking your dog w/ you during the summer. The hanger isn't just in your car.

07/20/2023

Unbelievable, lol 🤣

07/09/2023

Sunday funnies

Saturday smiles 🙂

07/03/2023

I always wondered about this

05/22/2023

Congratulations to Sarah Sossoman, who had the winning entry in the caption contest: ““Please excuse my friend. He just got fixed and talking about nuts gets him really worked up.” Nice job, Sarah! You’ll get a free signed copy of my book of dog cartoons, “Squirrel! Bacon! Ball! And Other Distractions” https://tinyurl.com/dogcartoonbook

Trish Harmon got the most likes for her caption: “Please excuse my friend, Rusty. He’s been in therapy for impulse control and your presence has him a little wound up.” For getting the most likes and for being fast with a strong entry, Trish will get a few free greeting cards.

There were a lot of funny entries, the most popular theme being “nuts” (missing nuts, lost nuts, the guy who took your nuts) followed by “chasing” (chaser, ordering a chaser, a mean chaser).

Here are some Honorable Mentions. Thanks for participating!

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“First we meet and greet. Then we chase.” – Susan Gale Wickes

“You’ve got to stop squirrelling away the bar nuts, Carl.” –Tracy Shorrock

“I’m so glad you two can finally meet for drinks. Sammy has been chasing after you for a long time.” – Claire Stuckey (This one was my 14-year-old daughter’s favorite)

“Bringing up missing nuts around here is a sore subject.” – Doug Grabarczyk

“You’re gonna want to finish that drink sooner than later.” – Mayra Saunders

“The only time you need to be concerned is when he orders fava beans with a nice Chianti.” -Gerry McAree

“Whatever you do, don’t make any sudden movements.” – Michael Thompson

“There I was, just enjoying my day. Next thing I know, I’m waking up at the vet and he has my nuts in a bag!” – John Kellam

“We’ve been working with exposure therapy. So far, it’s 50/50 on results.” – Jennifer Adams

“No, no, no. The Pink Squirrel is down the block. This is The Salty Dog.” – Ellen Farber

“This isn’t what you meant by chaser, is it?” – Selim Ikizler

“I wouldn’t say it too loud that you collect nuts and store them for the winter because my buddy here is missing two.” – Vincent Buongiovanni

“Look buddy, I’m just saying we’re not used to seeing Martini drinkers in here.” – Alan Schuchman

“Me? I like birds. But wait till you meet my friend, Rusty. He’ll go crazy for you.” – R.L. Montague

“Your Uber driver seems a little anxious.” – Mary Nicholas

“I’m warning you, that martini comes with a mean chaser.” – Lee Ellen Copstead Kirkhorn

“Listen, you may be old and grey, but as soon as you twitch your tail that guy next to you will be all over you.” – Rebecca Christensen

05/16/2023

😂😀

05/10/2023

Lol yep

04/23/2023

04/18/2023

That’s hilarious 😆 😂