04/20/2024
Some people just do not get it. Rescues are busy. It takes a lot to keep going. It's more than sweeping a floor or feeding the birds. There is a lot behind the scenes
Shannon wasn't wrong in her reply. Rescues are in it for the animals. Not to cater to demanding and rude people.
Next time you are working with ANY kind of rescue, please be patient.
I wasnāt very nice today. So I thought Iād show you since heās probably going to write me a glowing review.
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Hereās the first email we got:
Hello,
I am looking to adopt a bird(s) and was wondering if I could come visit so we can talk in person. I don't like email and being told to go to a website I have already been to is not very conversation building. Is there a facility I could visit and speak with someone in person. I live in Ann Arbor and have no issue driving to battle creek.
Thank you for your time.
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My response:
Hello, so unfortunately we are not open to the public. You would need to go through the adoption process first. To get started with that go to our website (with a link).
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His response last night at 3am
Hello,
I have found being told to do something online rarley results in the information requested being provided and a lot of my time is wasted. Is there a time I can speak with someone? If I am required to give all my meta data before I can get basic questions answered I will just go buy a bird instead of adopting. The over complicated process of rescue is why people don't go through rescue organizations. Why go through the difficult and time consuming process of adoption when one can avoid the complicated and overall pointless process of adoption when buying is in all ways simpler, easier and less annoying.
Did you even read my email or just scan it and sent a pre-written response?
Customer service is key to donations and support for organizations like yours. You don't have it or this interaction lacked it.
Good luck in your endeavors
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And something in my head broke and decided - nope. Not today motherdunker. You donāt get to treat us that way.
So hereās my response:
Hi Karl,
I thought about just sending you on your merry way without a response, but then you would think āYeah. Iām right. Rescue sucks and theyāre just little power freaks with a complex, and I really told them!ā
The truth, Karl, is that we donāt have the time or energy to ācustomer serviceā you.
Do you know why, Karl?
Because in the past seven days, Iāve had over 700 heartbeats relying on me to keep beating. SEVEN HUNDRED.
Do you know how many humans are sharing that burden, Karl? Six. The answer is six. Howās that for heartbeat to human ratios?
I donāt have time to see if you might want to talk about any of those seven hundred heartbeats, to give you all their stories, to hem and haw and see if you MIGHT want to fill out the VERY SIMPLE process of the application for which I created to w**d out the āmaybe wannaāsā from the people who are actually ready to move forward.
My adoption fees are right around 1/10th of what youāll pay when you go to a pet store. And weāre honest, and give you support for the rest of that birdās life. Pet stores donāt do that.
Speaking of support, we do that - helping all those who have come before you to adopt as well. So, letās add that up. 700 heartbeats, thousands of humans to support to ācustomer serviceā, and then we also try to make content to help people who canāt get to the rescue or canāt surrender or whatever so we can keep those birds in their homes.
Did you know weāre a nonprofit, Karl? Yeah. We are. As in, no profit to be had. Most of the time we are running at a serious deficit. I bought this facility in 2022 to get the rescue out of my house.
We arenāt government or any other way funded, so our paltry adoption fees are what make our world go round. Some months we have 5-10 adoptions, some months we have none. Guess what happens when we have none, Karl? Thatās right, the bills go on my credit cards.
So while weāre supporting all those heartbeats, and all those humans with our ācustomer serviceā I also had to open an LLC with a giant laser to try to sell bird toys and rescue merchandise to try to help ends meet. So, I am working on building that business and the website for it, and then actually making the products for the orders we have too.
Your snarky little email probably made you feel like you really told me, Karl.
In the past two weeks, weāve done a major seizure with a county animal control resulting in thousands upon thousands of dollars of vet bills with serious injuries, all animals in it on meds and going through serious medical stuff, then we got a call for an emergency surrender/transport for 70 cockatiels which turned out to be FOUR HUNDRED FREAKING COCKATIELS. Those cockatiels had to get into a zoo, because we canāt afford to feed them.
Yesterday we had a crazy surgery on one of those seizure birds that didnāt result the way we wanted.
But sure. Letās find a time for you to not follow my GODDAMN process, so you can come to the rescue and looky-loo to see if we MIGHT be up to your standards to see if you MIGHT want to adopt?
Yeah. You seem like a real treat, like someone I definitely want in my life to support for the rest of that birdās life.
Your snarky email was just the icing on the cake I needed today, before I head BACK to the vet for the next set of complicated procedures on a seizure bird to try to get him well.
Do you know who gets my customer service, Karl? The animals in my care. I do this for them. The humans? Theyāre the worst part of the job. I live my life for birds.
And if you canāt fill out a simple application and go through my pretty simple process, you donāt deserve one, or me or my time or energy.
Have a good one, Karl.
Just to be sure - you didnāt think THIS was a canned responseā¦right Karl?
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XOXO,
Shannon
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So if you woke up today and thought āIām gonna go be a dick to a rescue to make myself feel like a big, bad man!ā
GO FORNICATE YOURSELF.
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UPDATE:
This entire thing has been INCREDIBLE. Karl responded, there's merch, we've raised a HOLY TON of money, and the entirety of the rescue community came together over 10 days.
Here's a post with the links to everything, including the response, the merch, and the stats on how munch money it's raised and the whole bit.
https://www.facebook.com/birdsandbeaks/posts/pfbid02UDKUd8WJNFw4NFej8q2tWMivxLonCb67xhQMNteUcio5EJnUCRUvWd2cPXuhAzrLl