06/28/2025
🐭 Meet Caspian Fontina: The Spicy Bachelor of Your Dreams 🐭
Age: 1 year old
Color: Siamese (pictured left, think: elegant London fog latte swirl)
S*x: Male
Introducing Caspian Fontina — a dashing, independent gentleman with a strong sense of personal boundaries and even stronger opinions about snack distribution.
Caspian is not your average velcro rat. He prefers deep, meaningful connections with… his snacks. He’s not much for cuddling or hanging out just because you feel lonely. He’s a man of mystery, style, and sarcasm — and he knows it.
He’s food motivated, so there is hope if you have enough treats and an endless supply of patience. In a rat-savvy home, with time and respect, Caspian might grace you with his presence a little more each day. Or he might continue ignoring you while looking stunning. It’s all part of the adventure!
💌 A Letter from Caspian Fontina
Dear potential minion,
First of all, thank you for considering dedicating your life (and your treat budget) to me. Let’s set some expectations: I enjoy solitude, gourmet snacks, and staring at you disapprovingly from across the cage.
If you’re looking for a cuddly lap rat, please keep scrolling. If, however, you want a sophisticated, mysterious companion who might eventually acknowledge your existence in exchange for snacks, I’m your guy.
I’m a firm believer in personal space. We can build trust — but on my schedule, not yours. Bring me treats, respect my alone time, and maybe, just maybe, we’ll become the power duo you’ve always dreamed of (minus the snuggles).
Ready to apply? Don’t let me stop you. Just be prepared to earn every single crumb of my attention.
Lovingly indifferent,
Caspian Fontina
💫 Think you can handle the sass?
Caspian is looking for an experienced, patient home that appreciates his spicy spirit and respects his independent nature.
👉 Apply to adopt him here: https://linktr.ee/rrradoptions
