
09/10/2025
DILLI’s Diary 🐾
So apparently my humum thinks I need to be on this thing called the “green bean diet.” 🙄
Step 1: Remove all suspicious green intruders from my food bowl. ✅
Step 2: Place them on the floor as evidence of cruelty. ✅
Step 3: Forage for REAL food. Found a turtle today. You’re welcome, humum. 🐢✨