Wobbly Ranch

07/01/2024

Our quality control department just gave the hooves up on this shipment. Thank you everyone that has ordered! If you haven’t, there is still time to save 40% and get a piece of goat yoga history. We are running out of some sizes so don’t wait too long! https://www.wobblyranch.org/store

06/27/2024

Holy goatamole!!! You are all so amazing! If you already ordered something adorable from our store, we will be getting it together this weekend and shipping out on Monday. If you haven’t ordered yet, there is still time to take advantage of our 40% off sale. But don’t wait too long. When it’s gone, it’s gone forever. All proceeds go to feeding and caring for the animals who reside at The Wobbly Ranch animal sanctuary. https://www.wobblyranch.org/store

06/24/2024

Get your goat yoga merch before it’s gone!

Heeeellllo World! It’s me, Professor Re*****on Goatye. It’s been a minute since I checked but I have something very important to tell you! While we are no longer offering Goat Yoga classes we still have a goat load of merchandise! Did you buy a shirt a couple years ago and outgrow it? Or maybe you wore it so much it’s become a faded favorite? Now’s the time to replace it. We’ve marked everything down 40% on our website! Get a piece of Goat Yoga history while you can. When we’re out, we’re out! Don’t forget- all proceeds go to caring for me and my wobbly friends. https://www.wobblyranch.org/store

03/15/2023

“Now dis is more like it!” ~Lulu the Sun Goddess
#🌞out🍑out

02/26/2023

“Snnnnnnnnooooowwww thank you! On behalf of da goats, please return false spring and keep it dere until real spring. K? Fanks”
~Eli

02/13/2023

Whhhoooooshhh! Baaaannnggg! Aaaaawwwwww! Oh my goat! I think we got stuck in a time warp! Ok probably not but it has been a minute since we posted. The truth is we planned to take a couple days off from social media, which then turned into a couple weeks and then a few months. We are back now with a few updates. Everyone is happy and healthy and living their most wonderful goat lives. Unfortunately we have made the very hard decision to no longer offer yoga (booooo!). However we are working on offering farm tours and events in the future so hold on to those gift certificates! We will be posting regularly here again so stay tuned.

01/01/2022

Happy New Year from this little snow bunny! Can’t wait to see what 2022 has in store for us. ❤️❤️

12/27/2021

“It smowed a lot. Like A LOT a lot.” ~Elwood

12/25/2021

“SNNNNNOOOOOW! IT’S A GOATMAS MIRACLE!!!!!!” ~Eli

Happy Holidays from our wobbly family to yours ❤️❤️

12/11/2021

“Pssssst do yous want ta know da secret?? It’s almost GOATMAS!!!!!”
~Mouse

12/01/2021

Thank you! Thank you! Thank you! To everyone who donated to the Wobblies for Giving Tuesday! You are all so amazing and we can’t tell you how grateful we are for you. From the bottom of our wobbly hearts THANK YOU.

11/30/2021

Haaaaay, have you heard that it’s ? This year we are trying to raise enough money to stock (and we mean STOCK) our hay storage. We are anticipating supply chain issues with feed and want to be prepared. After all no matter what is going on in the world, the animals need to eat. Please if you have a couple bucks to spare, feed a goat. What’s better than donating to the Wobblies? Nothing. But your donation being 100% tax deductible is a nice perk. 😘

11/29/2021

“Omg! Omg! Omg! Der is a Pop Tart shortage! I repeat A POP TART SHORTAGE! CODE RED! CODE RED! Dis is go time people!” ~Seamus

Don’t worry, Seamus has enough Pop Tarts in his snack stash to last awhile. However word at the feed store is there is going to be a hay shortage next year. I can’t begin to describe the amount of anxiety this causes us. So this year for Giving Tuesday we are hoping to raise as much money possible to stock our hay storage. If you have a couple bucks to spare, the Wobblies would greatly appreciate it. ❤️❤️

11/25/2021

Happy Gratitude Day! We’re grateful for every one of you. 😘

11/19/2021

I. Can’t. Even. She’s just perfection.

11/09/2021

“You like my new hairdos? I trying somefing.” ~Elwood

11/06/2021

So debonair

10/20/2021

“What you mean you have no more apples?!? You have hands! Just go get dem.” ~hangry Ruth

10/03/2021

This is what 250lbs of pure love looks like. 😍

09/21/2021

Oh look what we found! It’s Seamie’s 2nd grade school photo! 🤣🤣

09/19/2021

😝

09/16/2021

“Oh hay!” 😘

08/31/2021

“Dees are my peekaboo toofs” ~Ruthie

08/24/2021

“Dis is my Tuesday face” ~Olaf

08/16/2021

Elwood?
“Shhhh”
Elwood?
“Shhhhhhhhh”
Um Elwood?
“SHHHHHHHH! I’M DOING DA RELAX. Hush please. You is ruining it!”

08/08/2021

Sunday morning beard sparkles! 😍

08/06/2021

“Just a friendly reminder tomorrow is Fri-yay!” ~Elwood

08/01/2021

“Sunday funday? Let’s ride!” ~Mousie

07/25/2021

“Sheeeeeeeeesh” ~Re*****on

07/24/2021

Happy Friyay!