Laffing Goat Farm and Wetland Preserve

Laffing Goat Farm and Wetland Preserve Our animals are strictly spoiled PETS. We never eat them. Our page is to share the fun at the Farm. Both of our parents would be amazed at what we have done.

Sweet little hobby farm outside of city limits with 5 (4 men and a little lady) goats, 34 chickens (more or less), 17 ducks, 3 African geese and a bunch of cats. Numbers vary, especially with the ducks and chickens -- as ducklings and chicks are always being hatched through spring and summer. George is a city boy, but this was always my dream, to have a little farm with animals and subsistence gar

dening, do my own canning and preserving. When I have extra I share with my community, and we sell eggs at the front door -- these critters eat a lot! Half our property is protected wetland, which we have and are restoring as it was badly abused before, and the adjoining wetland west of us was “developed” by a local car dealership, so we are doing our best to protect what we can of this beautiful space. It’s work, but it feels good, and the animals are restful to watch when we aren’t doubled over laughing with them.

Some of my Asian friends have turned me on to some awesome flavors like Umeboshi and Umeshu, and I'd like to share some ...
07/07/2025

Some of my Asian friends have turned me on to some awesome flavors like Umeboshi and Umeshu, and I'd like to share some things I like to make with grits. Grits is NOT "cereal" like oatmeal, it is a savory side dish like rice. It is served under shrimp, or with different kinds of cheese, or with a raw egg on top (don't worry the egg white cooks on the hot grits leaving the creamy molten yolk, just like when you do it on rice). You can serve it with butter salt and pepper like seasoned mashed potatoes (sometimes called polenta), make fritattas or in a casserole similar to scalloped potatoes or macaroni w cheese, or little biscuits like eggrolls. So many things you can do. It is definitely not cereal or oatmeal: the idea of putting sugar or milk on it makes me nauseous. Ew.

Grits are made from coarsely ground dried corn, specifically dent corn. The corn kernels are processed to remove the outer hull and then ground into small pieces. While often made from white corn, grits can also be made from yellow corn or even heirloom varieties.

Here are some cool grits recipes for you to try, while I enjoy my morning cheddar cheese grits with cracked pepper (jalopeno is good too). By the way, never use "instant grits" that is nasty watery ick! Take the time to boil REAL grits. I worked as a short order cook in my 20's and the first thing I put on the side burner at start of shift every night (I was night cook) was the grits, set to slow simmer took about half an hour when customers started coming in between ambulance runs. You can eat them at around 15 min but they are better the longer you let them simmer,

Quaker is serving up wholesome goodness in delicious ways from Old Fashioned Oats, Instant Oats, Grits, Granola Bars, etc. Check out the amazing oat recipes that goes beyond breakfast.

07/05/2025

Goats enjoying a scratch.

07/05/2025

It has started, my poor babies. Every time a boom goes off, the cats in the barn jump and scatter, as do the goats in their enclosure. Watching them on our cameras. Ducks willingly came in an hour early this evening. Only the chickens aren't visibly going ap***it, but I expect no eggs for the next few days ... so much for fireworks bans. These ones aren't even "fireworks" like prettypretty, just loud M80's and more.

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Well that's enough excitement for one day! Goldie the Whiting True Blue rooster has been in rooster jail past 5 days or ...
07/03/2025

Well that's enough excitement for one day! Goldie the Whiting True Blue rooster has been in rooster jail past 5 days or so because he went on a real rampage attacking me without letting up for like 10 minutes straight. Usually if he makes a run at me I can put my foot up to block him and he quits, this time he didn't quit, so when I finally managed to get out of the enclosure I had George net him and put him safely in the recently empty duckling enclosure where he has been this week.
Well this morning I watched him pacing like zoo animals do when they are bored crazy so I figured it was OK to let him go back to his flock. He wasn't being aggressive, but didn't want me to pick him up. I grabbed some tail feathers and then managed to tuck him safely under my arm (need a free hand to open the 3 gates between where he was and where he was going) and he was calm. Get to the third gate and I notice a drop of blood on the ground, then a few more then a whole LOT of bloody drops all on my clothes and all the way back to the enclosure I took him from. He had somehow torn off one of his spurs leaving the little exposed bone, bleeding profusely. Ran back to the house, saturating paper towels he's like a proverbial stuck pig. Cornstarch wasn't doing the job. I sent George to my stash for get WoundSealer to stop the gushing and after 2 little packets of this emergency styptic, it seemed to be OK, so I planned to put him back in the duckling enclosure to heal another day or two. Seemed OK, till I went to put a waterer in for him and he made a break for it. Grabbed him again and instantly saw more blood. But it wasn't the one we just clotted off, now he's torn off the other one, and I have no idea how. So sent George back inside to get more clotting powder and got this one mostly clotted. I have no idea how he managed to do this, we weren't struggling really hard in catching him.
Anyway, he is now spurless and healing in the newly christened hospital enclosure (formerly rooster jail) with food and treats and fresh water and I imagine I'll keep him here healing for another couple days. The good news is he won't be able to hurt me if he decides to get aggressive again in the near future,

Progress being made. Next up, the jungle in pic 3.  The swing in pic 1 and 2 is in my workshop waiting for me to make ne...
06/17/2025

Progress being made. Next up, the jungle in pic 3. The swing in pic 1 and 2 is in my workshop waiting for me to make new seat covers, and then the whole frame gets sanded and painted too. BUT paying clients projects come first. I WAS going to sell the swing after I finish it, but I might just keep it as it would look nice here and I can watch my babies in the garden from it.

The 2 new adult ducks are integrating well. They hung out with the teenagers for a couple of days, then one went with ou...
06/16/2025

The 2 new adult ducks are integrating well. They hung out with the teenagers for a couple of days, then one went with our older group yesterday (Curly Joe and his harem) and slept with the main flock last night while her sister decided to stay with the teenagers overnight again. Today the second one went with our "Prince and Lady" bonded pair who lost their third several months ago -- now she has a consumated husband LOL I imagine now both of them will go in with the main flock when the geese drive them in before sunset tonite. The teens are doing a good job of sticking together in their group of eight even if the geese wander off briefly so all are safe.

This is my side gig to supplement retirement, keep me in mind if you need any upholstery or mending done. (very) Reasona...
06/14/2025

This is my side gig to supplement retirement, keep me in mind if you need any upholstery or mending done. (very) Reasonable prices and references available. It's part of the reason we don't get up early as I sew in the wee hours a lot.
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The 8 ducklings are 3 months finally today, and I have put the 2 adult khaki hens we got last week in with them now thei...
06/10/2025

The 8 ducklings are 3 months finally today, and I have put the 2 adult khaki hens we got last week in with them now their quarantine is done. NOW they can learn to be ducks. They were raised with a whole flock of chickens and never learned that they are ducks. Day 2, they slept all together last night in the smaller enclosure which is inside the larger one. I put them into the smaller one at night cos it's covered and sealed against predators, daytime they have the larger space with pool and can interact with the other ducks and geese we have.

Picked up a couple khaki hens this evening, they are still in quarantine, getting used to the sounds and smells of a wor...
06/03/2025

Picked up a couple khaki hens this evening, they are still in quarantine, getting used to the sounds and smells of a working farm, which will be very different from a backyard coop for sure. Hopefully they will transition well once they are out of quarantine and introduced to our other ducks. This may be the first swimming pool they have had (not sure) and they haven't tried it out yet, still smelling everything and digging into the dirt and straw checking it all out. We have set up one of our gazillion security cameras to watch them. They are about the same age as our other adult ducks so they should fit in well.

Babies are now part of the flock. Sticking close together as I hoped and the geese are watching them dutifully.
05/27/2025

Babies are now part of the flock. Sticking close together as I hoped and the geese are watching them dutifully.

05/27/2025

I'll be keeping a sharp watch on the wee ones and their nannies today, I have multiple camera feeds on them and watchin in person from my yard chair by their enclosure. Getting them back inside their enclosure this evening will be the real test.

05/27/2025

The baby ducks are finally with the adult flock with three very attentive geese watching over them. They are hatched 3/10 so they are a little shy of 3 months, maybe like 10 weeks. Seems like longer but the calender says so.

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Sweet little hobby farm outside of city limits with 4 (boy) goats, 20 chickens (more or less), 14 ducks, 2 African geese and 17 cats (more or less). Numbers vary, especially with the cats and chickens -- we seem to always have foster kitties coming and going (although some manage to find a way to stay) and chicks are always being hatched. George is a city boy, but this was always my dream, to have a little farm with animals and subsistence gardening, do my own canning and preserving. Both of our parents would be amazed at what we have done. When I have extra I share with my community, and we sell eggs at the front door -- these critters eat a lot! Half our property is protected wetland, which we have and are restoring as it was badly abused before, and the adjoining wetland west of us was “developed” by a local car dealership, so we are doing our best to protect what we can of this beautiful space. It’s work, but it feels good, and the animals are restful to watch when we aren’t doubled over laughing with them.