Laffing Goat Farm and Wetland Preserve

Laffing Goat Farm and Wetland Preserve Our animals are strictly spoiled PETS. We never eat them. Our page is to share the fun at the Farm. Both of our parents would be amazed at what we have done.

Sweet little hobby farm outside of city limits with 5 (4 men and a little lady) goats, 34 chickens (more or less), 17 ducks, 3 African geese and a bunch of cats. Numbers vary, especially with the ducks and chickens -- as ducklings and chicks are always being hatched through spring and summer. George is a city boy, but this was always my dream, to have a little farm with animals and subsistence gar

dening, do my own canning and preserving. When I have extra I share with my community, and we sell eggs at the front door -- these critters eat a lot! Half our property is protected wetland, which we have and are restoring as it was badly abused before, and the adjoining wetland west of us was “developed” by a local car dealership, so we are doing our best to protect what we can of this beautiful space. It’s work, but it feels good, and the animals are restful to watch when we aren’t doubled over laughing with them.

The Winter Mix: If you want to get the best out of your chickens, changing up their feed seasonally helps.The chickens g...
11/12/2025

The Winter Mix: If you want to get the best out of your chickens, changing up their feed seasonally helps.
The chickens get special treatment in winter bc their needs change (and I like eggs). Moms w kids make school lunches for the week, I make chicken lunches for the week ahead: the baggies consist of 1 cup instant minute rice, 1 tablespoon of red pepper flakes and 1 tablespoon of basil/oregano mix and a heavy pinch of home grown and dried mint leaves. It's all measured and ready to add 1 cup of boiling water and set 5 minutes before I take it out to the birds, divided 3 ways for 3 flocks of chickens. If I skip a day the difference is noticeable. They also get a large handful of either fresh cilantro or fresh spinach leaves a couple times a week since they cannot forage like the ducks and geese do. They also get healthy table scraps year round (they love tomato tops, bread crusts especially pizza crusts, meaty bones, leftover veggies) and cut up apples or pumpkin seasonal, extra berries and mash (skins seeds some pulp) that is leftover when I sieve fruits for canning. And any un-pretty eggs. OH and the sprouts they get when I have the wherewithall to set the sprouter up on my kitchen sill (the green tower below).

They have been eating of course. CheepCheep likes to take worms from my hands while Bobbie likes fresh green peas and th...
11/12/2025

They have been eating of course. CheepCheep likes to take worms from my hands while Bobbie likes fresh green peas and they both love 5-grain scratch. But I had the feeders with flock pellets on the ground and it occurred to me just before sunrise that all our waterfowl feeders are always raised to like knee level, so I moved a spare one from our large fowl enclosure to hang on the inside of theirs, and also raised up the other two (amusing the "bento box" one has scratch in one section and that is always empty first, can't keep it filled) and they both immediately showed their approval. Don't know why this didn't occur to me: ducks and geese only swallow with their heads high and necks stretched out straight to let gravity do the work. They approve the new feeders.
CheepCheep bit me last night when I tried to herd him into the safe enclosure for the night -- he wants to swim all night long and refuses to come out of the pool, naughty boy! So I was herding him with arms spread as I do with all my others toward the door and he turned around and bit me! I don't know how this will be once they are out with the main flock and he has a real pool to refuse to come out of. :)

11/11/2025

YUM YUM everyone gets treats. George volunteers for the food back doing pickups/deliveries from local stores, and got some of the discards for our animals today -- little baby pumpkins the goats are loving (chickens will as well, there are plenty), bell peppers the chickens love (and helps them lay eggs), and the ducks and geese got more fresh geeen peas. Also gave chickens fresh spinach today and the two newbies are eating their poultry pellets, bugs, 5-grain scratch and fresh peas (plus whatever grass and bugs are in their temporary enclosure).
I kept a couple of the bell peppers that were in good shape for us (I freeze them) cos those dang things are over $1 each crazy. And I might cook up one of the little pumpkins to make pumpkin soup. :)

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11/11/2025

Loving these babies! Bobbie just finished and is preening, CheepCheep is still at it, but watch till the very end, gotta love that little tail wiggle! This water was clean (honest), have to change it a few times a day. They are going to go wild when we let them join the flock and they discover we have bigger pools they can actually swim in!

11/10/2025

Awww! They're visiting the newbies at last. They were very cautious yesterday, circling wide around the transitional enclosure. Cordelia is checking them out today as I watch on the closed circuit TV from my chair. CheepCheep and Bobbie are wading in their private spa like celebrities LOL and Bobbie certainly looks the part! All she needs is sunglasses to complete the picture :) I'm going to really love having these guys! Pics later. Gonna go feed them all thawed green peas treats - curious to see what the newbies think of green peas.

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11/10/2025

Occasionally we recieve feedback regarding our use of Mini-chunk dog kibble to feed our waterfowl. We have been doing this for over 13 years, as did the farmer who sold us our very first group of 4 adult ducks (Rouens) in early 2012.
SO, as this has come up again, George asked his AI friend CharGPT and this was the full response (long session)

Query: we have been using basic dog food like Retriever brand Mini Chunk for our ducks and they are doing well for years. Am I making a mistake?
ChatGPT said:
Short answer: Not necessarily, but there are some potential long-term issues to be aware of.
Many people with mixed farm animals have fed ducks dog food without obvious problems, especially if the ducks free-range and get supplemental forage. However, dog food is not formulated with birds in mind, and there are a few nutritional differences worth knowing so you can decide whether to adjust anything.
✅ Pros (why it may seem to work)
High protein
Many dog foods are around 20–26% protein, which ducks can use.
Balanced calories and fats
Ducks can digest fats well, and dog food usually has plenty.
Amino acids are adequate
Most dog foods include methionine and lysine, which are important for birds.
Ducks are hardy
Ducks tolerate a wide range of diets better than chickens. They can get nutrients from bugs, grass, and foraging that compensate for deficiencies in the feed.
⚠️ Cons (things to watch)
1. Calcium level is too low for layers
Laying ducks need 3–4% calcium.
Dog food usually has 1% or less.
This can lead to:
soft-shelled eggs
egg binding
weak bones later in life
If you have laying ducks, provide free-choice oyster shell or crushed eggshells. That solves the calcium gap. (so does nutritional bone meal which we use -- oyster shell to me is like feeding them broken glass)
2. Niacin levels may be too low
Ducks especially ducklings need more niacin than chickens or dogs.
Adult ducks can usually compensate by foraging. (and ours all do and we don't have ducklings)
Ducklings fed dog food ONLY may develop:
bowed legs
weak joints
slow growth (none of these are an issue, all were started first 6 months of non-medicated starter then transitioned as adults)
For adult ducks who are healthy, this may not be a big issue.
3. Salt/sodium content varies
Dog food sometimes has higher sodium than poultry feed.
Ducks tolerate sodium better than chickens, but very high levels can increase water intake and stress kidneys.
Usually not dangerous unless using a high-salt brand. (we don't, see below)
4. Dog food lacks some micronutrients
Poultry feed includes a specific vitamin/mineral premix tailored to egg production, feather quality, and metabolism. Dog food rarely matches that profile.
Again, free-ranging ducks cover many nutritional gaps on their own. (ours obviously do)
✅ If your ducks are doing well
If they are:
laying normally (if they’re layers)
have bright eyes and good feathering
walk normally
aren’t overweight
have normal egg shell quality
…then you’re probably not causing harm.
Ducks are very forgiving.
✅ Easy improvements (if you want to keep the system)
You don’t necessarily need to switch entirely to poultry feed. You can keep using dog food and add:
Oyster shell (for layers) — free choice -- we actually supplement with nutritional bone meal and have excellent egg production
Brewer’s yeast or niacin supplement — especially for ducklings (again, no ducklings here)
Scratch grains or whole corn — as a mix
Greens (grass, lettuce, weeds) (they have all the greens they want free range)
These give you the benefits of poultry nutrition while keeping your simple feeding routine.
✅ Bottom line
You’re not doing anything dangerous, and many hobby duck keepers do the same.
Ducks are scavengers and omnivores with broad diets. If yours have been healthy for years, that’s a good sign.
But if you want to optimize for longevity, shell quality, and joint health, adding calcium and niacin would be the biggest improvements. -- again we always supplement with food grade nutritional bone meal (aka not fertilizer grade).

If you want, you can tell me how old your ducks are and whether they lay eggs, and I can fine-tune the recommendations.
Great — with age 1–5 and about 75% laying regularly, (the other 25% are drakes LOL) here’s a targeted evaluation and the simplest way to improve their nutrition without changing your basic feeding routine much.
✅ How well their current diet is supporting them
Because you’re getting good egg production from most of your flock, that tells us:
They’re getting enough protein
Energy levels are good
General micronutrient levels are adequate
They're not suffering obvious deficiencies
Their weight is probably in a healthy range
If the diet were seriously unbalanced, egg production would be much lower, or shells would be weak.
(I forgot to mention >90% fertility rate when we incubate and hatch them each year)

So you’re doing well overall.
✅ The only real concerns at their age range
1. Calcium needs for layers
Ducks that actively lay eggs need a lot of calcium every day, and store it in their bones.
👉 Best solution: Provide a bowl of oyster shell free-choice.
Ducks will eat exactly the amount they need.
2. Niacin balance
Niacin deficiency is mostly a duckling issue, not an adult one.
Since your youngest ducks are already 1 year old, this is not a concern anymore — their bones are fully formed.
Adult ducks can tolerate lower niacin as long as they’re healthy and active.
3. Salt and protein levels
Dog food protein is fine.
Salt in Retriever Mini Chunk is not high enough to harm ducks.

No worries there.
✅ Recommended simple setup (minimal changes)
Here’s the easiest, low-effort, low-cost way to keep your ducks healthy long-term while still using dog food:
1. Keep feeding the dog food
They’re obviously thriving on it.
2. Add oyster shell
Free choice, not mixed in.
3. Provide greens
Even just access to grass or weeds is plenty.

But if your flock has been doing well for years on dog food, they’re likely robust and good foragers.
✅ Bottom line
You're not making a mistake.
Your ducks are healthy and productive.
Just give them:
👉 oyster shell on the side,
and you’re covering the only real nutritional gap.
✅ Bone meal as a calcium booster
Bone meal does add calcium and phosphorus, and it’s useful, especially when:
birds free-range
you’re mixing feeds
you want a simple calcium addition
Still, adding an ounce per batch is absolutely beneficial, and it is not harmful.
✅ Free-ranging makes a huge difference

Since your ducks and geese free-range during the day, they get:
fresh greens
bugs
grubs
grit
sunlight
extra minerals from soil
exercise

This drastically reduces the risk of micronutrient deficiencies and keeps them healthy overall. Free-ranging ducks are far more resilient to imperfect feed formulas.

This is why your flock stays productive even on a non-standard feed mix.
✅ Do the geese eat the same mix?
Geese are primarily herbivores, so a grain/dog food mix is fine in moderation, but they tend to get most of their nutrition from grazing anyway. That's perfect for them.
A bit of extra protein doesn’t hurt adult geese unless they’re overfed and unable to graze.
✅ Overall assessment
Your current feeding system is:
working well
supported by free-ranging
supplemented with calcium (bone meal)
resulting in regular egg production
not showing health problems in your flock
✅ If everything looks good, keep doing what you’re doing
You’ve found a system that works for your birds and your farm setup. Ducks and geese are tough, adaptable, and very good at filling in nutritional gaps when given space to roam.

Your current approach is not a mistake — it’s actually pretty clever for a free-range flock
You said:
What I add is NOW Bone Meal powder with this content: Calcium - 750 mg (58% daily value) Phosphorus - 250 mg (20% daily value) Magnesium - 5 mg (1% daily value)
ChatGPT said:
Thanks for providing the exact nutrient numbers — that makes the evaluation much clearer.
Here’s how your supplement works in the context of ducks and geese.
✅ Bone Meal Content (per teaspoon)
Based on the NOW brand label:
Calcium: 750 mg
Phosphorus: 250 mg
Magnesium: 5 mg
Ca:P ratio ≈ 3:1, which is quite good.
This is actually better balanced than many bone meal products (which are often 2:1).
✅ How much does this help your birds?
A laying duck needs about 2–4 grams (2,000–4,000 mg) of calcium per day.
If you’re adding around 1 ounce of bone meal (≈ 28 grams), that’s roughly about 6 teaspoons, or ~4,500 mg calcium + 1,500 mg phosphorus spread across however many ducks are eating the mix.
Since this is shared among the flock, each duck probably consumes only a small portion of the total.
So bone meal is contributing, but not providing the full daily calcium needs for an active laying duck.
But that’s okay — because:
they compensate through diet variety
their needs fluctuate
some days they forage more calcium-rich material
not every duck lays every day
✅ Is the magnesium content OK?
Yes — magnesium levels are very low and safe.
Ducks need small amounts; excess magnesium is easily excreted.
✅ Bottom line on your supplement
Your use of NOW bone meal powder:
is beneficial
is safe
helps provide supplemental calcium
does not risk over-supplementation
provides a good Ca:P ratio

From us, BOTTOM LINE: our ducks and geese adamantly REFUSE to eat any brand of duck, goose, or waterfowl feed, and we have tried many. It just sits there until eventually the squirrels discover it. They are thriving on the kibble w foraging and bone meal supplements. Of 17 laying duck hens, we get approximately 8-12 eggs every day, year round. Female goose lays 3-4 eggs a week in spring and summer then takes the winter off. No soft shells, no bone problems, no feather issues. We're good.

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First pics of the new additions. I keep hearing the theme song from an old TV series "Room for One More" in my head LOL ...
11/09/2025

First pics of the new additions. I keep hearing the theme song from an old TV series "Room for One More" in my head LOL will post link to that in coments ;) Bobbie (Roberta) waited tor Cheep-Cheep to say it's OK before trying out the pool. They finally decided it's OK to eat and drink. I think they will fit in beautifully! Way friendlier than our others.

slowly getting over the loss of Angel, he was a good goose and did his job to the end. Someone has a goose they are reho...
11/08/2025

slowly getting over the loss of Angel, he was a good goose and did his job to the end. Someone has a goose they are rehoming nearby that we are considering, not cos we need another animal but he/she just apparently isn't fitting in well where he/she is (with geese you can't really tell gender till they lay an egg LOL) and might be happy here with more space and companions.

11/04/2025

Spent Monday in the ER in Monroe. Was very pleased with the thoroughness and respect, especially given the level of dismissal and disrespect I have routinely recieved from the medical world my whole life. It was surprising and refreshing to finally be treated like a human being. (My last hospital experience was at Providence ER a few years ago when the PA -- one year post HS "training", neither a doctor or a nurse -- told me he refused to admit me for a "tummyache". They refused to allow me to see any real MD. This barely teenager PA had already written discharge order to throw me out when I projectile vomited on him and the only real nurse in the room ran and got a real Dr who took one look at my yellow eyes and admitted me stat: I had 3 separate surgeries over the next 24 hours for septic gallbladder with liver failure. I'll NEVER go to any Prov facility again).
At Evergreen the intake people were all efficient and helpful, the real RN that got my history in initial setup was caring and professional, and I was seen immediately by a REAL MD (which apparently Prov can't afford to hire) who took my symptoms seriously. I had severe sharp flank pain and lower right abd pain with vomiting, so as a nurse my first thought was appendicitis. He agreed but also wanted to rule out kidney stones or abscess or pancreatic stuff so ordered a CT scan, bloodwork and u/a. ONLY when all those things were ruled out (he actually checked, Prov never looked for or ruled out anything ever) did he suggest I could have a spinal or muscle injury, but wouldn't rule out some GI diagnosis of less urgent variety due to recurrent nausea and vomiting and for which he gave me a referral for outpatient followup bc it's still important. Also gave me nausea med and muscle relaxer (and honored my request for halfing the usual dose as those things really wreak havoc in me).
So I'm still in pain, but not humiliated that I dared ask for help from people whose job it is to provide it. I have had this pain in increasing severity since APRIL but was too discouraged from previous experience to go to the doctor or ER to be evaluated, until Monday morning when I could barely stand. George knows when I finally break down and say I need to go to the ER it has to be bad. (I did try to call my P*P -- Prov of course because the office is close to my house -- who couldn't see me till mid December nor could any of the other 4 docs in that office so ...) If it is muscle spasms it will eventually go away with heat and ice and meds. It could take a while.
SO SO many chores I want to be doing around here, on good days I'll do what I can. Be patient with me.

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10/29/2025

LOL yes all our babies have names, well the ones without feathers do.
The 5 barn kitties are Ethel and Sue-Sue and Smokey and Rosie and Emmet -- Carslisle went missing back in August. We also feed a stray we call Boots who probably lives nearby but likes our place. We have cameras and alarms in place so we can monitor their coming and going.
The 7 spoiled rotten house kitties are Lucy and Monkey in the upstairs and Zed, Newman, Charlie, Teddy and Rocky have the whole main floor.
Outside the Nigerian goats are Ben and Adam (formerly the Cartwrights but we lost Hoss and Little Joe a few years ago) and Marianne (part pygmy) and Patches and Pippin.
The two geese are Cordelia and Polo (we lost Angel to a neighbor's dog earlier this month and Marco died of cancer early last year), Ducks have no formal names, we do identify them in their cliques: the crazy 8 are the new ones from this past Spring, 2 others we added early summer joined those, and the Fab 4 always seem to keep to themselves, then Prince and his ladies and a few others make 22.
The chickens are in 3 separate enclosures (no free ranging here due to eagles and coyotes and bad neighbor dogs) without names but their respective roosters have names: Goliath is the ginormous very gentle Copper Marans who outweighs last years Thanksgiving turkey with last count 14 BCM hens, Chuckles (whiting true blue) oversees one group of 11 Whiting True Blue hens along with 3 additional Marans hens that the other ones were unkind to, and then Splash is a pretty WTB rooster that I couldn't part with bc he is so darn pretty and he oversees the other group of 11 Whiting hens. Lots of blue eggs here.
I can't even imagine life without these babies.

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10/23/2025

Today they started at 5:15 am (maybe earlier it probably took a few minutes to fully wake me up from a dead sleep). BICKFORD FORD is a BAD NEIGHBOR and seriously in violation of noise ordinances.

Put up a sort-of deterrent across the open area that the (not a wild animal trying to survive, but purely BAD domestic d...
10/20/2025

Put up a sort-of deterrent across the open area that the (not a wild animal trying to survive, but purely BAD domestic dog from up the hill) killer dangerous dog came in and went out with our goose. It won't stop anything really but it will slow him down if/when he comes back -- maybe even long enough for me to grab my machete. It's tight across the top and secured along the bottom, 32 to 42 inches tall (because it's on an unlevel hill). We let the ducks and geese out today but are watching closely, and if we go out for even a short trip we will put them inside their secure enclosure like we do at night.
Experience tells me even if I called police or animal control and knew the owners of this killer, no one would bother to do anything at all until a child gets hurt. It is however inevitable: A killer dog doesn't get cured, they only escalate until some real tragedy affects someone important.

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Sweet little hobby farm outside of city limits with 4 (boy) goats, 20 chickens (more or less), 14 ducks, 2 African geese and 17 cats (more or less). Numbers vary, especially with the cats and chickens -- we seem to always have foster kitties coming and going (although some manage to find a way to stay) and chicks are always being hatched. George is a city boy, but this was always my dream, to have a little farm with animals and subsistence gardening, do my own canning and preserving. Both of our parents would be amazed at what we have done. When I have extra I share with my community, and we sell eggs at the front door -- these critters eat a lot! Half our property is protected wetland, which we have and are restoring as it was badly abused before, and the adjoining wetland west of us was “developed” by a local car dealership, so we are doing our best to protect what we can of this beautiful space. It’s work, but it feels good, and the animals are restful to watch when we aren’t doubled over laughing with them.