CenterRing (Jerome Parker)

12/10/2024

ROYAL

Last one the year. Didn’t disappoint we had an all star line up that was ready to roll. Set up week was entertaining as usual hey Parker when did you get here ? What did you do all day? It’s me duh I find stuff lol. First week is my walking week. I walk to the Howard Shatzberg bougie super market (awesome)for salad and pie. Or I walk to power and light district dinner and always need something from cvs I did ride a scooter for some of it. Off to work, banners stalls and ponacks and plenty of McDonald’s Diet Coke and home depot runs. Rut row big crisis lost my phone again ugh 12 hours of freaking out omg no fun. Oh well here we go showtime starting off with Susi Day Kelly Lockhart and Darrel Case this was a fun group. Enter the backups bougie Christy Parker, the Terrific Tara Wentz and Sensational Sarah Russel . Ummm Jerome fold your collar down. No it stays up. Really? Yup. Well it looks better down. oh yeah I beg to differ the whole super hero outfit anyway you slice it looks silly so Dracula will keep collar up. Hey guys have fun at the mall and lunch and napping while I’m working ooops maybe a little cat nap 💤 sorry Sarah lol ummm jerome can go help the horse an rider lol apparently it didn’t need as much help. I was told we’re fine my horse has dementia 😂true story. Well thank goodness for Bombolis, Waller and Roberts they kept center ring in check. Umm believe this when I tell you. The ring Leader/practical joker Debbie Foley (self appointed entertainment for the week) enlisted Co conspirator Sandy Backer and last of the crime ring Lori Nelson and I’m pretty sure more were involved. Decided jerome needed a pick me up or scare me to death moment when Debbie overnighted a raccoon and had it put in my hat box ugh. You had to be there it was hilarious.
Found a new night spot on a side street called the quauf house apparently it was legendary to horse folk before someone got beat up lol. Well needless to say, the locals weren’t messing with the superhero in tights. I fit right in lol go figure. Now I wasn’t a complete snob I did stop in the lounge to have a drink with the show folks. They were fun but not as much as the bar fly Dewey bass met lol she met Lori and I first and rudely interrupted our conversation and staring at me like I was the eighth wonder of the world till she popped up at the bar and caught a glimpse of Mr. Dewey Bass the babe magnet she started yapping to him an after 20 minutes she looked at me an said I know you lol priceless. Anywho it was a wild week that saw the debut of the Donna Smith and Clark Show as the y commentated on the trainers eq. unfiltered and maybe a little lubed up. They were so much fun. Now Sunday fun day for me. Brunch at union station as well as viewing the 100 years of Disney exhibit. Then of to the harry truman presidential library a museum great day. Well that’s another end to a great season.

11/05/2024

Always an adventure this year didn’t disappoint. First session started off a little shaky no thanks to Mr. Greer ugh. “Hey you didn’t shave” yup. I got out of the gates a little slow but caught up quick for the afternoon session but not before Josh started story telling at lunch about me showing up in shorts T shirt and unshaven for the morning session. The best part is in the middle of his story I walk in an he looks an says you shaved lol. Nice Nikes Josh. Please don’t make fun of my apples or yogurt. CHRISTY. Speaking of Miss “anyone need anything from target ? 15 minutes later I get a video guide of pastries? Yup though you were going to bougie target? Well she saved herself when she showed up that night with awesome pastry not sure about the jalapeño something’s. Omg almost forgot back up. Airport 5:30 am sitting minding my own business. This guy walks by an say hey I’m half awake oh Nick Roberts lol so he sits an chats then a family walks by I’m still out of it and the lady turns around and runs through the airport yelling JEROME JEROME I need a selfie. Omg horse people lol Megan Allen. We got our selfie. Fast forward to my first layover an a lady on the walks over to me and says are you famous? Lol ummm why? She said I saw that lady run up to you for a picture lol. (Stay tuned there’s more).
Back to the show Bonnie and I had things under control and had a blast. I got my instructions earlier in the year. “Take care of mother” lol I did my best. Now for the rest of those dudes they were rogue lol no we had a fun especially since Mr. Farrar was handling the prime night spots he’s been secretly wanting for years all we heard was “finally I’m getting the prime schedule”
His vanity did surfaced a bit when he started in about my awful selfies and how I make him look so bad. No idea what he’s talking about. Ummm yes you clowns I did go inside planet fitness and then lunch of course. No Josh and John I wasn’t at night trips so stop looking for me there, I was at the Sterling hospitality with Hey Mark one more trot 😆. Omg funny not funny on my session off I came to watch the show apparently my eye may have gone closed for a second lol and of not only did the live feed catch it so did you Celia Solmon 😂. Hey #1 thank goodness for my overcheck skills. Anywho it was an exciting week especially with Mark and his choice of words. Hey howie you’re usually black lol had to be there. Ummm Sammy Hazen did more than threaten to s***k me with the whip I returned to her, she actually did it oh my. Talk about groundhogs day heading home guess who gets on my plane yup Megan lol. Told her husband take the kid I’m sitting with jerome lol great times and adventures.

10/21/2024

At least they're not on their phones😀

10/21/2024

10/06/2024

10/02/2024

Philly Cheesesteak Meatloaf
A Delectable Fusion of Philly Cheesesteak and Meatloaf
Ingredients:
1 lb ground beef
1 cup bread crumbs
1 egg
1/2 cup milk
1/2 cup diced onion
1/2 cup diced green pepper
1 cup sliced mushrooms
1 tablespoon Worcestershire sauce
1 teaspoon garlic powder
Salt and pepper to taste
1 cup provolone cheese, sliced
1/2 cup beef broth
1/4 cup ketchup
2 tablespoons brown sugar
1 teaspoon mustard
Directions:
Preheat oven to 350°F (175°C).
In a large bowl, mix together ground beef, bread crumbs, egg, milk, onion, green pepper, mushrooms, Worcestershire sauce, garlic powder, salt, and pepper until well combined.
Press half of the meat mixture into the bottom of a loaf pan.
Lay the provolone cheese slices over the meat, leaving a small border around the edges.
Cover with the remaining meat mixture, pressing the edges to seal.
In a small bowl, whisk together beef broth, ketchup, brown sugar, and mustard. Pour this sauce over the meatloaf.
Bake for 1 hour or until the meatloaf is cooked through.
Let it rest for 10 minutes before slicing.
Prep Time: 20 minutes | Cooking Time: 1 hour | Total Time: 1 hour 20 minutes
Kcal: 450 kcal | Servings: 6 servings

10/01/2024

After my quick turnaround and Mass Morgan hangover I arrived in Louisville just in time for the day session Sunday. What up #1 and Stacey 😂. Hey is that Dewey Bass ? Hells yes! what up ? See ya tonight. Hotel bar ? Duh. Hey Madge an Kent rut row I don’t want a dog but those legends at the table might 😂
Hey dummy my wife was there. I know but I sacrificed you and Kent so I could make a clean break. SORRY? Never trust a single woman in a bar lol thank you.
Omg on to the show ok judges hop in. Oh yes steward Darlene is in the house kicking butt. Congratulations Darlene you did an amazing job. Line up in front of your ringmaster? Or not. Omg is it ok to start the show with out Skip? My bad he’s right there. Hey can you go clothes shopping for me ? Ummm I caaannn ? not sure I’m your guy especially after I bought that muscle shirt for you. No need to thank me Meg lol. Hey Connor how you doing? lemonade? Shane Shiflet spooking horses ? You had to be there. And yes Shane I was eating my yogurt 🍦. Whoa wait what ? Tammy’s sprinting to the winners circle. In an evening gown ? YES ! UK basketball. It is real. Hey trail mix was a hit but keep hands off my apples. Omg it was a crazy week for narcissisties aka selfies. Hush yourself Mr. J. Lowry. Thank you Alicia Davis for my citrus cup socks. “Shouldn’t be allowed in center ring” “Scumbag”Eeek.
Omg busted in a practical joke by the legend Gene Wright ugh I never saw it till it was too late the look on howie and Genes faces were priceless “Hats off” guys.
As usual the food was my favorite adventure and guess what I uncovered? IT’S WING WEEK! during one of best weeks of the year Anywho great week as always can’t wait for next year.

09/18/2024

Red Velvet Cinnamon Rolls 😍❤️
Ingredients
1 package red velvet cake mix (regular size)
2-1/2 to 3 cups all-purpose flour
1 package (1/4 ounce) active dry yeast
1-1/4 cups warm water (120° to 130°)
1/2 cup packed brown sugar
1 teaspoon ground cinnamon
1/4 cup butter, melted
icing:
2 cups confectioners' sugar
2 tablespoons butter, softened
1 teaspoon vanilla extract
3 to 5 tablespoons 2% milk
Directions
Combine cake mix, 1 cup flour and yeast. Add water; beat on medium speed 2 minutes. Stir in enough remaining flour to form a soft dough (dough will be sticky). Turn onto a lightly floured surface; knead gently 6-8 times. Place in a greased bowl, turning once to grease the top. Cover and let rise in a warm place until doubled, about 2 hours. Meanwhile, in another bowl, mix brown sugar and cinnamon.
Punch down dough. Turn onto a lightly floured surface; roll dough into an 18x10-in. rectangle. Brush with melted butter to within 1/4 in. of edges; sprinkle with sugar mixture.
Roll up jelly-roll style, starting with a long side; pinch seam to seal. Cut crosswise into 12 slices. Place cut sides up in a greased 13x9-in. baking pan. Cover with a kitchen towel; let rise in a warm place until almost doubled, about 1 hour.
Preheat oven to 350°. Bake until puffed and light brown, 15-20 minutes. Cool slightly.
Beat confectioners’ sugar, butter, vanilla and enough milk to reach a drizzling consistency. Drizzle icing over warm rolls.

09/11/2024

Mass Vegas

Always the show of the year. Fun from the youngest to the oldest and everyone in the middle. Costumes are a must and everyone one joins in even the judges. Yes sir my new buddy Teddy made an appearance second show in a month. Whitney’s in the house ! And she’s camera shy ? Whatever just don’t let #1 distract you with his rugged good looks lol. Finally got some falsehoods cleared up. Thank you Mrs. #1 for clearing my name lol. Thank goodness because Daryl is one of the few people that believes I’m a good human? Well Ringmaster lol. Oh frick where my wallet? Oh freak ! Where’s my KEYS ! Ugh academy 😩 thank goodness for Roger Browns former partner in crime and We Are Windwards current star Krisann. “Hey! I need a ride ! I’ll explain later just get me to show PLEASE. you can clown me later lol. Being a member of the We Are Windward gang has its advantages. Anywho tragedy avoided. As fun as my night may or may not have been. The party was the SHOW. even though I didn’t attend I was getting updates. And although what happens at the party stays at the party. I have people and the reports, pictures AND videos were more proof the party was lit. Anywho I survived the week. Only to rush home then to airport to take on Louisville.

09/02/2024

Summer classic

After a great New England more stalls to bed YAY !
But more laidback show. Cater Nation was chomping at the bit to get back to the show ring. Ann Marie finds a stalker lol finally. David cater doesn’t photograph well lol or my phone sucks. neither thanks to young Terry he solved the problem the protective coating have been on my phone case for about 3months funny thing is Kristen and Jill’s come out perfect always. Jerome! Jerome! I’m over here lol very funny D. Cater. Anyone seen Johnny an Courtney nope. Steve the little thing. Anywho great times.

08/12/2024

Well, what would New England Morgan be without a little dampness or a lot before the show even started the water was getting me down trying to bed stalls thank goodness my nephew and grand niece who decided to come help. Poor old uncle Rome. It was challenging, but we sure got it done and they were tired. Once the show started, we only had one session inside YAY !
Omg wait where Josh Greer he just landed lol
Complete with fishing gear. This year we had a new addition Connor Roesink as Ringmaster ladies and gentlemen we got the services of the up-and-coming star Ringmaster. Now Since this was his first year, we will give him a pass, not having waterproof boots and a raincoat. John forgot to tell him how legendary we are with rain and mud but like a trooper he trudged on and was great. 48 hours. No Shane I’m not coming to the tent. This the first year I actually said I wasn’t going lol Shane was proud I told the truth lol. Take the new guy with you and show him the ropes. I’m going to the other tent. The Sterling hospitality tent to hang out with Ralph. And learn sign language? 🤟🏾 umm no not so much lol at least nothing I could repeat. Anywho Josh made friends and enemies ugh sooo dumb. Sorry Josh. Betty’s kitchen was back yay ! And as usual took great care of us especially me ❤️
Omg CRISIS! didn’t have any collar stays ugh if Howie could see me now he would have a fit, but not as big as I was having lol. took off at lunch to go find me some
thank goodness, I found some and the rest of the day was saved. Can I ask you ah ? Momma Merrill was doing an awesome job as usual with her sidekick. Melissa who also doubled as Tina‘s wing man. Martha does an impossible job with the ribbons trophies and trying to direct us Lunatic Ringmasters where to go and what to give and what to bring back.Lol. Had an absolute great and unexpected dinner with Mike Murphy and the Kohler crew. I actually crashed their party seeing that Mike and I had done a show just a month before we had some catching up to do especially about our second judge from that show Kristen Stivers I explained to him, when I was in Lexington, she did just like she said and took me to lunch and right after that took me to jail lol. You had to be there anyway we had a good time catching up and sharing a good laugh. 😆
Our boy, Shane Shiflet was a big hit at New England with his cool T-shirts he sponsored for the T-shirt toss. He was on point this year, especially when he was making fun of my healthy eating. yogurt apples and nuts an berries that I would eat all day and then eat as he claims cheese fries at night Wasn’t true but anyway I hope he remembers me trying to save him from getting run over many times at the show. I guess that makes us even all the times he saved me this year with his heroic efforts. Had a surprise visit from the new member of Wildwind stables little Teddy the French bulldog absolute cuteness alert. Hey Josh, what is that you’re having for lunch? It’s a Sunday is that made with yogurt why would you do that? That’s like having a root beer float and using Diet Coke? OK my bad Josh I’ll go back and eat my salad and be sad. you go back to eating an complaining about your damn ice cream sundae with a brownie cookie or whatever the damn thing was. that didn’t heat up your brownie lol. Had nerve to eat one every single day for lunch. I probably should have bought Tina one for all the grief I gave her all week except once she threw me for a loop. I was complaining about some thing to her and expecting one answer and got
One I didn’t expect lol. I was blubbering along about something. She hit the brakes and I went flying right by brakes and you go flying by. she got a really great laugh out of it. AWKWARD Jerome ugh.
Finally got a great picture with Leigh ooops can’t use ugh WTG Leigh well at least the Memory Lane gang isn’t shy lol.
Long week but a fun week full of surprises. OMG I DIDn’t do the math right 😩