01/08/2026
😼Hi. It’s me. Your cat. I have heard that the dogs are trying to better themselves this year with some resolutions. Well, I can beat that! I will resolve to:
1. Knock fewer things off the counter. (No promises.)
2. Tolerate the dog…on Tuesdays.
3. Sharpen claws only on the scratching post. (In theory.)
4. Drink more water—maybe from an actual bowl.
5. Graciously allow you to believe you are in charge.
What did we miss? Drop your pet’s 2026 resolution below 👇