Puppy Cat Paws

01/15/2026

🚨 PENTHOUSE DAY BED INCIDENT 🚨

Inspector Nicholas was discovered attempting to remove Charly from one of the pink day beds on the penthouse level (yes… my bed).

Here’s where things got complicated.

These day beds are rented by the day. Some are rented by the hour.
But village law is very clear:

You pay, you stay.
You leave, you forfeit.

Papa had originally secured the bed—possibly rented, possibly extended on credit by Inspector Nicholas (rumors suggest this may have been related to Papa dropping a new beat). When Papa got up, Charly moved in and began lounging as if the remaining time transferred with the vibes.

Inspector Nicholas says it does not work like that.

Unused time does not roll over.
Time cannot be gifted.
And the beat does not extend the lease.

Once the renter leaves, the bed resets to AVAILABLE or EVICTION MODE.

Charly maintains she was “just holding it.”
Nicholas maintains she was trespassing in pink.

Negotiations are ongoing.
Rules remain firm.
Inspector remains committed to order.

Penthouse living is not for the weak

01/14/2026

So apparently…

When the HOA keeps getting called,
the only logical response
is to drop a song.

This is the official video for
HOA: After Dark 🎤

Nicholas handled inspections.
Papa handled production.

Press play.
Turn the volume up.
The HOA has spoken. 🔊

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🎙️ And Nicholas is at the starting line…

WAIT—HE’S OFF.
Full sprint. No hesitation.
He’s circling the agility course like a seasoned cross-country runner with something to prove.

Rosie enters the frame—possibly as a coach, possibly as competition.
Mr. Phelps responds—unclear if this is training or jealousy.

Nicholas jumps BOTH of them.
Confidence at an all-time high.
Speed unlocked.
Skill tree expanded.

Ladies and gentlemen…
Inspector Nicholas has officially entered his athlete era. 🏆🐾

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Y’all asked.
They went to work.

Nicholas just left the studio and passed out sleep.
Poppa handled the mix.

HOA After Dark (Poppa Remix)
Now playing on Shih Tunes.

Five-minute party.
Lifetime enforcement.

01/14/2026

🎧 NEW RELEASE (REMIX EDITION)

Artist: Inspector Nicholas
Track: HOA After Dark (Poppa Remix)
Album: Chains & Citations
Produced by: Poppa
On the 808: Poppa
Platform: Shih Tunes

⸻

🎶 FULL LYRICS — “HOA After Dark (Poppa Remix)”

Producer Tag (quiet, confident):
…Poppa.

Intro
Yeah…
Late night.
Village quiet.
HOA still active.

Verse 1
HOA after dark, lights low, gates tight
Everybody sleep but I’m up all night
3:30 a.m., yeah that’s my time
Snack party pop off for five, then I’m fine

Verse 2
I wake up, eat once, make sure all good
Do a quick lap through the neighborhood
HOA rules say parties ain’t allowed
Unless I host it—then it’s real crowd

Hook
HOA after dark, don’t make a sound
If you hear footsteps, that’s me walkin’ rounds
Five-minute party, then I’m back to sleep
I enforce the rules even half-asleep 😴

Verse 3
Poppa on the 808, beat knock slow
Village still calm but the bass say “yo”
He don’t rush tracks, he don’t rush vibes
Even midnight snacks gotta sound right

Bridge
Clipboard mind, pajama fit
I party quick then I handle shih
Snack secured, inspection clear
See y’all tomorrow—nothing to fear

Outro
HOA after dark, case closed tight
3:30 party then I say goodnight
If you thought I wasn’t workin’—that’s a lie
I just clock in while the moon still high 🌙

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🎛️ PRODUCER INTRO 🎛️

Meet Poppa.

Poppa doesn’t rap.
Poppa produces.

He’s the master musical mixologist of the Village.
Plays every instrument by ear.
Strings. Drums. Keys. Bowls.
Even the durdigaroo.

If the sound feel right, Poppa touched it.
If it don’t, it didn’t pass the mix.

Stay tuned for Project Nicholas (Remix)
Produced by Poppa.
Dropping soon on Shih Tunes.