11/15/2025
Adopt Big Money — the sweetest retired grandpa you’ll ever meet 💵💚
Okay you guys… gather round. We have a very important gentleman to introduce: Money Man, lovingly known as Big Money, because honestly? He’s rich in vibes, not dollars.
This 6–8ish year old king is low energy, maximum snuggle, and occasionally gives you a little “young buck” zoomie just to remind you he used to be somebody back in the day.
He is: 🐾 Heartworm positive (being treated, don’t panic)
🐾 Dog & cat friendly — prefers chill elderly coworkers
🐾 Potty trained (may have an accident if left 8+ hours)
🐾 Certified Patio Pup™
🐾 Separation anxiety girlllll — he wants someone retired or WFH so he can sleep next to you all day like a warm emotional support potato
He’s not dramatic or anything but he cannot be left alone for long. He will break out of crates, chew a door, and then look at you like, “Well YOU left???”
He’s currently thriving in an indestructible crate at his foster’s house, but honestly he just wants a human who’s around so he doesn’t have to be sad-boy barking out Shakespearean monologues.
He has his grumpy grandpa moments with the cats if they try to snuggle him when he’s not in the mood or dare exist while dinner is being prepped. But it’s giving “retired man protecting his recliner.” It’s fine.
Walkies? LOVES.
People? LOVES.
Social outings? HE A STAR. He was a total hit at Damn Fine Handpies — this man is basically a local celebrity and didn't even know it.
And I’m telling you right now:
He is one of the best snuggle dogs on planet earth.
A weighted blanket with feelings. A therapeutic loaf. A grandpa seal.
If you want unconditional loyalty, slow mornings, gentle strolls, and a built-in heat source for your couch naps… Big Money is your guy.
Apply to foster or adopt at www.icarestl.org 💙🐾
