06/01/2024
Hiya...I'm a bat...I have a purpose
I don't suck blood, and I certainly don't want to get stuck in your hair.
If I happen to break into your house, please don't hit me with cricket bats or brooms; it really hurts, and I'm so scared. It was an accident; I didn't mean to scare you. If I were to land, maybe, I wouldn't be able to get up, and I will need your help.
Just use a towel to take me out, and I’ll fly right away, promise.
I eat mosquitoes and many other insects.
Our houses are being dismantled for other buildings, and we have a few places to go. So if I happen to fly in yours, turn the light off, leave the outside light on, and leave the door open, I go out in a flash.
Best regards, your harmless bat.
- Enzo Favaro -