Insane Paine Produce

01/01/2025

Wishing all our friends a joyful and prosperous New Year!

12/24/2024

12/11/2024

From picking out the seeds——> to planting them.

Farmer Luke and Farmer Mark are already busy at work. We can’t wait for our 2025 season.

12/09/2024

Only 16 days until Christmas! We’ve got the perfect gift for friends, family, teachers, barbers, nail techs, clergy, babysitters…everyone. Give the gift of local this year 🥳

12/06/2024

The Paine family has so much to be thankful for every day. Luke received the gift of life 19 years ago when he had a double lung transplant. An unselfish family made the decision for their child to live on through transplant.

If you haven’t registered to become an organ donor, please register today. Your donation could give someone the gift of life.

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12/02/2024

We just simplified your Christmas shopping! Give everyone on your list an Insane Paine Produce gift card. Pay on PayPal and the cards will arrive in the mail. One size fits all 😊

11/28/2024

Happy Thanksgiving everyone!

11/27/2024

WEDNESDAY, NOVEMBER 27 / 11-5

LAST DAY OPEN THIS YEAR. Still time to get pumpkins for Thanksgiving cooking and decor.

SELF SERVE *HONOR SYSTEM*
EXACT PAYMENT OF CASH ONLY - PUT YOUR MONEY IN THE BOX ON THE PICNIC TABLE

Mini pumpkins - $1 each /great for decor
Pie & big pumpkins & squash - $2 each/good for eating 😋

Location: There is no physical address. Roughly 3227 NE Seward. South side of Seward, just west of Rice Rd.

11/26/2024

TUESDAY, NOVEMBER 26 / 11-5

TWO DAYS LEFT to get pumpkins for cooking and decor.

SELF SERVE *HONOR SYSTEM*
EXACT PAYMENT OF CASH ONLY - PUT YOUR MONEY IN THE BOX ON THE PICNIC TABLE

Mini pumpkins - $1 each /great for decor
Pie & big pumpkins & squash - $2 each/good for eating 😋

Location: There is no physical address. Roughly 3227 NE Seward. South side of Seward, just west of Rice Rd.

11/24/2024

MONDAY, NOVEMBER 25 / 11-5

Just 3 more days to get pumpkins for cooking and decor. Share pictures in the comments with your pumpkin goodies and creations.

SELF SERVE *HONOR SYSTEM*
EXACT PAYMENT OF CASH ONLY - PUT YOUR MONEY IN THE BOX ON THE PICNIC TABLE

Mini pumpkins - $1 each /great for decor
Pie & big pumpkins & squash - $2 each/good for eating 😋

Location: There is no physical address. Roughly 3227 NE Seward. South side of Seward, just west of Rice Rd.

11/24/2024

SUNDAY, NOVEMBER 24 / 11-5

Get your pumpkins now for pie, pet treats & food, roasting, seeds, cake, side dishes, freezing, bread…

SELF SERVE *HONOR SYSTEM*
EXACT PAYMENT OF CASH ONLY - PUT YOUR MONEY IN THE BOX ON THE PICNIC TABLE

Mini pumpkins - $1 each /great for decor
Pie & big pumpkins & squash - $2 each/good for eating 😋

Location: There is no physical address. Roughly 3227 NE Seward. South side of Seward, just west of Rice Rd.

11/22/2024

SATURDAY, NOVEMBER 23 / 11-5

We don’t know how many more days we’ll be open. Better get your pumpkins now for pie, pet treats & food, roasting, seeds, cake, side dishes, freezing, bread…

SELF SERVE *HONOR SYSTEM*
EXACT PAYMENT OF CASH ONLY - PUT YOUR MONEY IN THE BOX ON THE PICNIC TABLE

Mini pumpkins - $1 each /great for decor
Pie & big pumpkins & squash - $2 each/good for eating 😋

Location: There is no physical address. Roughly 3227 NE Seward. South side of Seward, just west of Rice Rd.

11/22/2024

FRIDAY, NOVEMBER 22 / 11-5

SELF SERVE *HONOR SYSTEM*
EXACT PAYMENT OF CASH ONLY - PUT YOUR MONEY IN THE BOX ON THE PICNIC TABLE

Mini pumpkins - $1 each /great for decor
Pie & big pumpkins & squash - $2 each/good for eating 😋

Location: There is no physical address. Roughly 3227 NE Seward. South side of Seward, just west of Rice Rd.

11/21/2024

THURSDAY, NOVEMBER 21 / 11-5

SELF SERVE *HONOR SYSTEM*
EXACT PAYMENT OF CASH ONLY - PUT YOUR MONEY IN THE BOX ON THE PICNIC TABLE

Mini pumpkins - $1 each /great for decor
Pie & big pumpkins & squash - $2 each/good for eating 😋

Did you know pumpkins, winter squash & sweet potatoes are interchangeable in cooking? Also pumpkins & squash are great additions to pet food or make wonderful pet treats 🐶🐱

Look at the photos for instructions on how to cook a whole pumpkin in the oven.

Location: There is no physical address. Roughly 3227 NE Seward. South side of Seward, just west of Rice Rd.

11/19/2024

WEDNESDAY, NOVEMBER 20 / 11-5

SELF SERVE *HONOR SYSTEM*
EXACT PAYMENT OF CASH ONLY - PUT YOUR MONEY IN THE BOX ON THE PICNIC TABLE

Mini pumpkins - $1 each /great for decor
Pie & big pumpkins & squash - $2 each/good for eating 😋

Lots of great pumpkins still available for cooking and decor. Thanksgiving is a great time to have goodies made with fresh pumpkin!

Look at the photos for instructions on how to cook a whole pumpkin in the oven & Farmer Marks Favorite Cheesecake.

Location: There is no physical address. Roughly 3227 NE Seward. South side of Seward, just west of Rice Rd.

11/18/2024

TUESDAY, NOVEMBER 19 / 11-5

SELF SERVE *HONOR SYSTEM*
EXACT PAYMENT OF CASH ONLY - PUT YOUR MONEY IN THE BOX ON THE PICNIC TABLE

Mini pumpkins - $1 each /great for decor
Pie & big pumpkins & squash - $2 each/good for eating 😋

Impress your family and friends with your fancy fall centerpiece. Pumpkins make great decor, then when you’re done with them you can cook them! How many centerpieces can you cook 😵‍💫

Look at the photos for instructions on how to cook a whole pumpkin in the oven.

Location: There is no physical address. Roughly 3227 NE Seward. South side of Seward, just west of Rice Rd.