10/05/2025
Hello Everyone.👋You see this smile on my little face?😁 Well guess what? Your boy Froggy🐸-- Has Done it AGAIN. This smile Is 100% PROUDNESS & Mischief. Because Guess What? I found the STINK JACKPOT💩🎰 pile again!!
And them Hoomans looked high and low. From one end of the yard-- to the other. From Front yard to Back yard🏡...In bushes and in trees🌳...But they CANNOT find my STINK JACKPOT💩🎰!
And let me tell YOU-- it was 10x more Stinky🦨💩! And the pile melted and grew like a big brown puddle to A POND🟫⛲! And my hair is growing out now, So I bes SURE to get it SO GOOD on all my long, thick neck hairs!! And I turn that Stoopid collar they make me wear BROWN!!!! I Rolled and I Shimmy and I wiggled and I Spunned and twisted real good in that Stink pot. And when I was done-- I run up to my SisFurs for a wrestling match🤼, and even they took one sniff and said "No Froggy✋, You Rank, and we want no part of what u got coming"🛁. So I grab my squeaky and head to human dude. Cuz I'm feeling Dapper & in the mood 4 some TugOwar. I'm 5 feet away and I see his noise twitch👃, and than I hear the Cuss "D***I*🤬 BULLET!!" And when thems Hoomans uses my REAL name--I says Uh Oh--RRUUNNN!!🏃🏃
Now Hooman dude is chasing me-- and it's FUN!! Hims old, and Hims can't keep up with Froggy. But eventually, Frogs🐸 get tired💤 too. So I lays down--just for a quick recoup. Hooman dude jumps out from behind the fence--The next thing I know, I'm on the chain leash⛓️💥. And I'm getting soap🧼 & HOSED down🚿. An Yous know what he tells me?? you LUCKY it's 90° out, Bullett. And I just thinks, How DARE he!! Who does he think he is?? scrubbing off my NATURE PERFUME. I put A lot of work into smelling this GOOD!!
Anyways. That's how my weekend is going. But No Need to worry, Anyone! The Stink Jackpot💩will be right where I left it. And I will have my chance again. I always DO 😈😈😈
Hehehehe--FrogLegs 🐸🐸🐸