11/06/2025
- affectionately nickednamed "The Hot Mess Express"
She’s seven years young with the energy of a pup who just discovered coffee! ☕🐕
👉 Need a running buddy who can definitely outrun you?
👉 Want a dog who looks like a hunting pro but is scared of gunshots and fireworks?
👉 Craving a little fun, chaos, and comedy in your life?
Then Jess is your girl!
✨ She comes fully loaded with:
✅ Movie-star looks that make her seem half her age (her eyeliner is always on point)
✅ Fence-climbing skills that would impress an “American Ninja Warrior” judge 🏆
✅ A love for wide open spaces — perfect for a home away from busy roads 🌳
✅ A tender heart that’s been through a lot (likely dumped by hunters, but still full of hope ❤️)
💥 BUT WAIT — THERE’S MORE!
During November’s Senior Dog Month, adoption fees are only $75! That’s right — seventy-five bucks for your very own high-speed, low-snuggle adventure partner! 🚗💨
Jess isn’t a cuddler, but she’ll keep you smiling, moving, and laughing every single day.
She’s a little anxious, a little wild, and 100% unforgettable. 💖
So don’t delay — adopt Jess the Hot Mess today and bring some joyful chaos into your life! 🎁🐾