Haddie The Pirate Dog

Haddie The Pirate Dog Hi! Haddie is a 5 year old basset/chihuahua mix, who was rescued from dogfighters in 2020.

“HUMAN! You have a dr’s appointment in 15 minutes, but more to the point, I’ve been without ear scratchies for over 6 se...
03/12/2025

“HUMAN! You have a dr’s appointment in 15 minutes, but more to the point, I’ve been without ear scratchies for over 6 seconds!!! Get your life together”

This is the look of someone who just farted and doesn’t care if you know it.
03/12/2025

This is the look of someone who just farted and doesn’t care if you know it.

I couldn’t figure out why my Bluetooth speaker kept disconnecting and going to my AirPods…turns out it though Haddie’s b...
03/10/2025

I couldn’t figure out why my Bluetooth speaker kept disconnecting and going to my AirPods…turns out it though Haddie’s back was my left ear ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

These are Haddie’s Alert Ears. When she hears something of interest (potential friends or food). Being inside our apartm...
03/08/2025

These are Haddie’s Alert Ears. When she hears something of interest (potential friends or food). Being inside our apartment, I really hope that it was friends (other dogs, people we know in the building) and not food (city rats).

Happy Saturday friends, it’s been a looooooooooooong winter and I’ve been missing this community, I’m just so glad you’re here.

I’m obsessed with this tell: when she’s tired, her tongue unfurls outside her mouth, and that’s when I know it’s time to...
03/06/2025

I’m obsessed with this tell: when she’s tired, her tongue unfurls outside her mouth, and that’s when I know it’s time to go to bed.

The store? And friends??FRIENDS AT THE STORE???
03/04/2025

The store?
And friends??
FRIENDS AT THE STORE???

Sunday afternoon photo sesh to carry us through the week!
03/03/2025

Sunday afternoon photo sesh to carry us through the week!

Funny faces in the sunshine!
03/02/2025

Funny faces in the sunshine!

It’s the ole “she just told a bad joke” face! (As usual it was, in fact, a yawn)
03/02/2025

It’s the ole “she just told a bad joke” face! (As usual it was, in fact, a yawn)

This side eye is her ticket to anything she wants in the entire world. Today is apparently “world compliment day”. So he...
03/01/2025

This side eye is her ticket to anything she wants in the entire world.

Today is apparently “world compliment day”. So hey, you’re awfully cool and I’m very grateful our paths crossed in this strange, very modern internet sort of way. This morning I read about talents…whatever yours are (and you do have them), I hope you can recognize how important they are and be proud of how you use them 💚

You know, there IS a bright side to being in the office 5 days/week: Haddie gets to hang with so many cool new people wh...
03/01/2025

You know, there IS a bright side to being in the office 5 days/week: Haddie gets to hang with so many cool new people who take her to the park! Win win, really.

(But also I can’t wait to get home and see this FACE!)

This bow tie is comically large- it didn’t seem so big at the store- and because it’s 10x larger than I expected, it jus...
02/26/2025

This bow tie is comically large- it didn’t seem so big at the store- and because it’s 10x larger than I expected, it just makes everything 10x funnier when she does anything. Suddenly ear scratches become entertainment for the whole family!

Happy Wednesday, friends! It’s been a long one but we’re halfway there!

How…how does she know to smile directly at the camera?
02/26/2025

How…how does she know to smile directly at the camera?

I woke up like this (literally).
02/25/2025

I woke up like this (literally).

There’s a “leaps and bounds” pun in here somewhere…
02/24/2025

There’s a “leaps and bounds” pun in here somewhere…

One(1) paw- not even a full paw it couldn’t be argued- and I’m locked in for the day.
02/23/2025

One(1) paw- not even a full paw it couldn’t be argued- and I’m locked in for the day.

Before scratchiesScratchiesAfter scratchies
02/22/2025

Before scratchies
Scratchies
After scratchies

Billy was at work today! His human works at the front office in my apartment building so we loooooove Billy’s days in th...
02/22/2025

Billy was at work today! His human works at the front office in my apartment building so we loooooove Billy’s days in the office 😍.

(On non-Billy days, she stands in front of the office and tries to conjure him up via magic)

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Washington D.C., DC

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I feel like last night’s tongue situation needs further documentation. This is a video I sent my friend, and as a favor to you I removed my bronchitis-ridden voice with some zippy music!

Camera work: bad. Greeting: amazing.

Just a morning jaunt before the winter storm hits!

Happy new year, friends!!!

I’m telling ya, it’s Peanuts o’clock over here, 24/7!

Day 22 of the advent calendar: down! We have our Peanuts music on the record player, our Charlie Brown Christmas tree, and a sunny day that almost makes you forget it’s 25 degrees. Happy Sunday!

Have you ever thought to yourself: “you know what I need right now? I need audio of Erin sounding really insane trying to politely but pathetically get her dog’s attention before picking her up at daycare? Extra points if most of the video is just Haddie standing and ignoring her.” BOY OH BOY TODAY IS YOUR LUCKY DAY!!! #dogsofinstagram #EOYInspo24 #dogoftheday

It doesn’t seem to get better than being squished up against your human getting some love 💜

She’s like Lucy with the football. Is that a good analogy? Probably not, but this is very cute.

I thought I was taking a photo, but it was a video and I could not be more pleased to have this moment on video. This is the kind of moment I never capture correctly because it’s always so fleeting, but it’s the best 🥹

The last thing I see before I leave to walk out into the cold.

Rainy Day Woman (I also had no idea this was reflective! It’s only been like 2 years 😂)

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