DMV Poop Patrol

01/26/2025

Getting 5⭐ ⭐ ⭐ ⭐ ⭐ reviews from our clients is the best. We're ready to provide you the same level of service.

The DMV P**p Patrol is a family & Veteran owned and operated dog waste removal company providing services to the Washington DC Region. 💩

𝑾𝒉𝒚 𝑯𝒊𝒓𝒆 the DMV P**p Patrol?

✅ No Contracts, Cancel Anytime.
✅ Weekly, Bi-Weekly, and Monthly Options.
✅ Kennel Grade Disinfectant.
✅ Gate Photos Before We Leave.
✅ Background Checked Employees.

If your yard is filled with p**p, let us scoop!

01/24/2025

Juggling life can get hard. Let us take some crap off your hands

The DMV P**p Patrol is a family & Veteran owned and operated dog waste removal company providing services to the Washington DC Region. 💩

𝑾𝒉𝒚 𝑯𝒊𝒓𝒆 the DMV P**p Patrol?

✅ No Contracts, Cancel Anytime.
✅ Weekly, Bi-Weekly, and Monthly Options.
✅ Kennel Grade Disinfectant.
✅ Gate Photos Before We Leave.
✅ Background Checked Employees.

If your yard is filled with p**p, let us scoop!

01/22/2025

The Ultimate Way to Protect Your Dog from Parvo. Vaccinate, and Hire a P**per Scooper

Learn how canine parvo spreads, its dangers, and why a clean yard is essential for prevention. Discover how p**per scooper services can help.

01/21/2025

While She Pirouettes, We Handle the Pet-ouette!

The DMV P**p Patrol is a family & Veteran owned and operated dog waste removal company providing services to the Washington DC Region. 💩

𝑾𝒉𝒚 𝑯𝒊𝒓𝒆 the DMV P**p Patrol?

✅ No Contracts, Cancel Anytime.
✅ Weekly, Bi-Weekly, and Monthly Options.
✅ Kennel Grade Disinfectant.
✅ Gate Photos Before We Leave.
✅ Background Checked Employees.

If your yard is filled with p**p, let us scoop!

01/20/2025

Juggling life is hard. Let us take some of the crap off your hands.

The DMV P**p Patrol is a family & Veteran owned and operated dog waste removal company providing services to the Washington DC Region. 💩

𝑾𝒉𝒚 𝑯𝒊𝒓𝒆 the DMV P**p Patrol?

✅ No Contracts, Cancel Anytime.
✅ Weekly, Bi-Weekly, and Monthly Options.
✅ Kennel Grade Disinfectant.
✅ Gate Photos Before We Leave.
✅ Background Checked Employees.

If your yard is filled with p**p, let us scoop!

01/17/2025

You enjoy the Hoops we'll handle the P**ps. We’ve Got You Covered!

The DMV P**p Patrol is a family & Veteran owned and operated dog waste removal company providing services to the Washington DC Region. 💩

𝑾𝒉𝒚 𝑯𝒊𝒓𝒆 the DMV P**p Patrol?

✅ No Contracts, Cancel Anytime.
✅ Weekly, Bi-Weekly, and Monthly Options.
✅ Kennel Grade Disinfectant.
✅ Gate Photos Before We Leave.
✅ Background Checked Employees.

If your yard is filled with p**p, let us scoop!

01/16/2025

While She Pirouettes, We Handle the Pet-ouette! That's terrible I know but!!!!

The DMV P**p Patrol is a family & Veteran owned and operated dog waste removal company providing services to the Washington DC Region. 💩

𝑾𝒉𝒚 𝑯𝒊𝒓𝒆 the DMV P**p Patrol?

✅ No Contracts, Cancel Anytime.
✅ Weekly, Bi-Weekly, and Monthly Options.
✅ Kennel Grade Disinfectant.
✅ Gate Photos Before We Leave.
✅ Background Checked Employees.

If your yard is filled with p**p, let us scoop!

01/15/2025

Busy Moms Deserve a Break—We’re Here to Help.

The DMV P**p Patrol is a family & Veteran owned and operated dog waste removal company providing services to the Washington DC Region. 💩

𝑾𝒉𝒚 𝑯𝒊𝒓𝒆 the DMV P**p Patrol?

✅ No Contracts, Cancel Anytime.
✅ Weekly, Bi-Weekly, and Monthly Options.
✅ Kennel Grade Disinfectant.
✅ Gate Photos Before We Leave.
✅ Background Checked Employees.

If your yard is filled with p**p, let us scoop!

01/13/2025

Get your first cleanup 𝐀𝐁𝐒𝐎𝐋𝐔𝐓𝐄𝐋𝐘 𝐅𝐑𝐄𝐄 when you sign up for recurring p**per scooper services in January!

𝐃𝐌𝐕 𝐏𝐨𝐨𝐩 𝐏𝐚𝐭𝐫𝐨𝐥 is your go-to family-owned and operated dog waste removal service in DC & Maryland! 💩

Why Choose 𝐃𝐌𝐕 𝐏𝐨𝐨𝐩 𝐏𝐚𝐭𝐫𝐨𝐥?
✅ 𝐖𝐞 𝐋𝐎𝐕𝐄 𝐃𝐨𝐠𝐬!
✅ No Contracts, Cancel Anytime.
✅ Weekly, Bi-Weekly, and Monthly Options.
✅ We Use Kennel Grade Disinfectant.
✅ Gate Photos Before We Leave.
✅ Background Checked Employees.

If your yard is filled with dog p**p, call The DMV P**p Patrol!

🚨 Don't miss out on this offer! Hurry, it's only valid till the end of the year! Click the link below to sign up at DMVP**pPatrol 👇 Use code FreeJanuary to claim the offer.

12/31/2024

Discover essential annual tasks to ensure your dog's health and happiness. This comprehensive checklist covers everything you need to do for your dog every year.

Meta Description:Discover essential annual tasks to ensure your dog’s health and happiness. This comprehensive checklist covers everything you need to do for your dog every year. Why Annual Care is...

12/08/2024

The holiday season is the perfect time to celebrate all the members of your family—including your four-legged ones!

Holiday Gift Ideas for Your Dog The holiday season is the perfect time to celebrate all the members of your family—including your four-legged ones! Our dogs are more than just...