Service Dog Academy

12/24/2024

Are there any other migraineurs who keep their fluffy dogs eye floofers cut super short because everytime you look at your dog and can’t see an eye it’s as if an autonomic migraine PTSD like response happens where you start looking around the room for a bright area to check to see if it’s a migraine aura of impending doom blocking your ability to see your dogs eyes?

12/21/2024

Kiley White decided that she needed to bring her Pug Peaches on an airplane so badly that she lied on her DOT Transportation form and stated that Service Dog Academy had trained her dog. Then when confronted she hung up when I asked her who trained her dog. She couldn’t come up with a straight answer so she said it was “Whites Service Dog Academy” not knowing I already knew her last name was White and I already know from talking with the airline she didn’t use Whites in front of her trainer organization name. It’s always the same with these lying scammer bi***es. If you would like to contact her her phone number is 340-201-3101 and her email is [email protected]

12/21/2024

Trick question: How many pupperonis can fit on a couch with their human all at the same time?

12/12/2024

Are you on our email list? Find out how Zombies make the best dog trainers in our most recent article. And if you want to attend our most recent medical alert dog class, we have openings for tonights class at 7PM CST. You can reach us at 206-355-9033 to register!

12/05/2024

Just a reminder, there are still two spots left in tonight’s online Zoom medical alert service dog training class! Attaching a cute puppy photo for your entertainment.

11/22/2024

Wouldn't you love to be able to take your dog everywhere with you as a task trained service dog? We have officially scheduled our next online medical alert dog training Zoom class. It will start December 5th! Info available in the comments.

11/18/2024

I’ve got a friend who is looking for a doctor/alternative health practitioner who has successfully treated Bartonella. Please comment with doctors names and zip codes.

11/07/2024

Me: I’m gonna start keto today. I’m gonna start keto today. I can’t wait to feel better!

Body: Hold my beer.

Me: It’s getting hot in here. Wonder what the temp is? Oh s**te. I can’t see the thermostat numbers. Uhhh… my dogs only have one eye.

Body: Get ready for the migraine roller coaster. You’re welcome.

Riva: Hey mom. Sniff sniff sniff at my mommies mouth. I recognize that scent. I’m gonna lay on top of you for the first time in 3 weeks and make you feel better.

11/06/2024

I literally have no words this morning.

11/05/2024

Ok tell me… what type of classes would you like to see me teach?

11/03/2024

Suri would not let me take a photo of her on the train on Friday night so here you go peeps, a creepy photo of a doodle service dog candidate.

11/02/2024

Last week I got the pleasure of praying over a regular at the Six Flags Fight Fest shows. She has CPRS (chronic regional pain syndrome) and I prayed for healing over her. I didn’t see anything happen that day but I came back on yesterday and she reported that she felt great for several days after the prayer and then said she wanted more. After I prayed over her again she said she loves how I pray. Do you need prayer for a medical condition? Put it in the comments any let’s believe for the healing of your condition too! Let’s start a prayer chain for everyone who comments! God is good. He infinitely loves you and wants to see you thrive and not just survive in this world.

10/31/2024

What did your dog go as this Halloween? Let’s see some photos!

10/29/2024

There is only ONE spot left in tonight’s medical alert dog training class. You can call 206-355-9033 to register.

10/27/2024

NEVER be afraid to leave a location with your service dog. We went to Six Flags Fright Fest tonight and it was PACKED. Right after we entered the park a freak ran up near us and literally landed on the ground a foot behind us and scraped the ground with his spark gloves. I about lost my s**t and started screaming at him. He said he didn’t see us but I don’t understand how that could have happened given we were a FOOT away from where he landed and it was still light outside. Then we walked near the theater and the cannon started randomly going off. At that point I decided it wasn’t worth ruining a dog and just left the park. Protect your dog at all costs. No training opportunity is worth losing a good candidate dog.

10/20/2024

I never thought this day would come with Aaron but he was spectacular at the packed Fright Fest at Six Flags last night. It sometimes takes boy dogs a little longer to mature and thankfully I allowed it to happen otherwise I would have let go of an absolute gem. Take a look at the focus and concentration this dog has is a crowd! There were probably 20,000 people there last night. Aaron is ready to be fully task trained for your disability. If you know anybody who needs a task trained service dog, please have them contact me and please share this post with your friends.

10/19/2024

Today Ella got to go to Six Flags Fright Fest and did excellent. Her mom is another story. We were up in the Ferris wheel and it stopped with our carriage right at the very tippy top. About five minutes into our pause I started running through scenarios of how in the world we were going to get down if the Ferris wheel didn’t turn back on. It’s pretty big and I didn’t think there would be a firetruck that could get a ladder tall enough to get up to us and unlike the other rides, there is no stairs to get you down so we’d be just stuck up there waiting for some miraculous rescue. All I kept thinking was they would have to drug me and the dog to get us down. Then the ride turned back on and we were safely delivered back onto the ground. Are there any other ride avoidant amusement park goers that think these random thoughts too or is it just me?

10/18/2024

When you train your service dog, you never think "Should I include the elements of a shooting in my training?" until it happens to you.

NEXT ONLINE CLASS SCHEDULED We will be teaching our next online medical alert dog class October 29th 2024! How To Prepare Your Service Dog For Being In A Shooting I used to say that with all my