Hilltop Acres Waynesburg PA

09/23/2024

08/26/2024

Happy National Dog Day!!! 🐾 🐾🐾

Simba, Annie, Storm, Gator, Nala, and Ginger

08/24/2024

https://patch.com/massachusetts/salem/former-patriots-qb-brian-hoyer-adopts-2-essex-county-boxer-rescues

The longtime NFL veteran adopted two of the 60 dogs seized as part of what was called the "largest local surrender in nearly a decade."

08/19/2024

Found on Saturday, around 2 miles from the Ruff Creek Store. If you know whose dog this is call 724-627-9988 and leave a message.

Humane Society of Greene County
183 Jefferson Rd, Waynesburg, PA 15370
2138kl

08/15/2024

Dear Boxer Customer,
Congratulations on acquiring your boxer dog. Please find the instructions for your particular model listed below:

Although your boxer comes fully assembled, due to particular issues during production, we do occasionally have issues with components such as screws. They invariably are either loose or missing altogether.

Mode 1: This is the sleep mode, activated for the majority of the day as the boxer ages. This is normal and you should not worry about it, just accept the peace and quiet while you can.

Mode 2: Psycho. Although we have tried to ease the effect of the Psycho mode, it’s not always possible. There are a few issues with the timer settings of the Psycho mode in regards to there being none. Should your boxer suddenly go from comatose to running around the walls, we cannot stop this feature.

Sunlight: Do not allow your boxer to stay in the sun too long. They can burn if left unattended but they also recharge. Too much of a charge and mode 2 can be activated without warning.

Energy consumption: This has been an ongoing issue as their energy consumption is constant. We have tried to put baffles, non-return valves, and diversions in place but none seem to work adequately. Safe to say what goes in comes out, in both solids and gas. The gas, although noxious, can only inhibit the breathing of the owner for up to ten minutes.

Naming: Your boxer comes untitled as we feel owners should use names of their own. If you are unsure, we have listed below a few names our owners like to use:

Sh****ad
You’re kidding me
Is that yours?
Don’t you dare
Leave it
OMFG
As***le
Put that down
Why?
Get that out of your mouth

The zipper: We ask you not to try to open the boxer's zipper on their belly as this will invalidate your one-hour warranty. Rumors that they are mere toddlers in a dog suit is highly contested.

Software: Your boxer is pre-installed with the highest software and hardware. This includes the loyalty chip, the love every one chip, the fun chip, and, of course, the highly popular mayhem chip. They are all running on the What the hell operating system 12.2. Although this has been in circulation for many years, we have found it simply cannot be improved upon.
Should you have any queries you can reach us on 118-what-did-I-do
Thank you.

We hope you have many years of enjoyment with your boxer. Please be aware that by the time you have read this, your warranty will have run out.

Unfortunately, we do not renew warranties and we do not offer refunds or returns...ever. It’s your problem now.

08/14/2024

08/05/2024

Found today on Elm Street in Waynesburg PA. If you know whose dog this is call 724.627.9988.

Humane Society of Greene County
183 Jefferson Rd, Waynesburg, PA 15370
2138kl