04/09/2025
“Ahem, EXCUSE me—eyes over here, please! Yes, YOU. And you. And you. And definitely you over there pretending not to look.
It’s your girl, Happy Appy Haylo, the Boss, the Star, the Sparkle-Spotted Queen herself—and I’ve got something BIG to reveal!!!
So STOP scrolling….and give me your undivided adoration.
Thank you. You may now stand to attention;
Ohhh so you thought my bright pink halter with my name on it was fancy enough? Think again!
Turn my head, and BOOM—right there, in bold letters, it says ‘THE BOSS.’ Because, let’s be real, there was never any doubt.
I told Ma to take lots of close ups….do you see it? Can you read it???
THE BOSS
Now, when I strut through the pasture, there’s no excuse for anyone to forget who’s in charge. Not the big horses, not Ma, no one. This halter doesn’t just make a statement—it confirms what I’ve been saying all along.
I am Haylo. I am The Boss. And now it’s OFFICIAL!
OK, you may sit and scroll now.
Smooches to you from THE BOSS 💜
