Desperate Dogs

Desperate Dogs All Inclusive Canine Hotel Resort & Doggy Day Care No one ever refuses a meal at DD! Separation anxiety? No problem!
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Desperate Dogs is a luxury dog boarding hotel, canine adventure daycamp and a place where troubled dogs come to shake off some of the world's stresses....
Run by experienced canine behavior counsellor Penny Miller, her husband Peter and Ranch Manager Kristen Snyder, the dogs have the most incredible off leash experience to be had anywhere in the state of Georgia! There are 8.5 gorgeous acres of se

curely fenced meadows, woodlands, streams, a natural swim hole, a swimming pool, a huge covered barn for wet weather indoor/outdoor play.....the fun just never stops! For resting and sleep time, the Desperate Dogs Ranch experience is unlike anywhere else your dog has ever stayed. There are couches everywhere, carpeted rooms and soft, plush dog beds for your precious baby to sink into, enjoying the deepest of sleeps. Mealtimes are a major gastronomic event with fresh succulent meats and vegetables cooked daily and to each dogs' unique requirements by our 'doggy chefs' for our eager guests. DD is the perfect choice if your dog is thunder phobic; not only are our staff incredibly skilled with thunder phobia cases and have years of handling experience, the construction of the house, in sturdy 1960's block and brick with a buried basement, means that we have the perfect noise-muffling environment for the most thunder phobic dog. Our unique phased-integration and relationship-building protocols mean your dog will feel at home, comfortable and part of a new family in no time. Our whole ethos is to let a dog be a dog.....to explore, to breathe, to move freely and to exercise all of the natural drives that dogs have. This, coupled with all of the touches of home, create an atmosphere of relaxation and comfort that bring about a state of mind where learning can take place, social skills can be learned and stresses can be cast off. Dogs always return home calmer, happier and more able to cope with life at home....and they often sleep for three days straight! We use no shock collars, pinch collars, choke chains or any other torture techniques; we do not engage with clients who use such devices unless they throw them in our trash.....all of our work is relationship based, kind and gentle. Think of us as kindly aunts and uncles who love your dog as much as you do, and who will go to untold lengths to achieve his or her happiness. Pooch Paradise exists.......and its right here in Winder, Georgia.

Wonderful Wednesday at the DD Ranch
10/08/2025

Wonderful Wednesday at the DD Ranch

Beautiful Weekend with friends
10/04/2025

Beautiful Weekend with friends

Hump Day Friends
10/01/2025

Hump Day Friends

Thursday before the rain hits the ranch and we have a TON of muddy buddies 😂
09/25/2025

Thursday before the rain hits the ranch and we have a TON of muddy buddies 😂

Good morning and happy Monday!Aunty Kris here with yet another weekly tip to help you handle some of your dog's more sim...
09/22/2025

Good morning and happy Monday!
Aunty Kris here with yet another weekly tip to help you handle some of your dog's more simple, everyday problems--- without the expense of a hefty vets bill!
This week I want to tell you about Slippery Elm, something I am actually using right now for a guest we have here.
Many of you will already know that Slippery Elm is a brilliant thing to have on hand in case your dog gets the $hits and you want to 'stick a cork in it'🤣 without going all 'big pharma' on the problem.
Slippery Elm can be mixed with hot water (it has to be hot to get the intended consistency) and added to a little honey, which actually helps tummy issues too, then given to the dog once it's cool enough. It acts almost like a big ball of gelatin in the stomach, forming a massive plug which soothes and acts right away on an inflamed stomach lining.
This 'plug' is so watertight that you can't give any the dogs' medications a couple of hours either side of the Slippry Elm as it won't allow them to enter the system. We tend to administer it more at night, as most dogs have to take meds at mealtimes, and this also gives the dog a good 10 hours of sleep in which time the slippery Elm can REALLY go to work undisturbed.
Anyway, that's ONE use of Slippery Elm, but did you know that it can also be used as a paste to apply to inflamed skin?
The guest dog who I'm using it with this week had a very sore bottom due to some other health issues she has, and she is on a drugs regimen that means we wouldn't want to try anything that might interact with them. Sometimes we would use Sudocreme or Desitin for a sore bottom, but we can't risk that this little girl would lick it off and the ingredients might interact with her drugs.
So I'm making a paste of Slippery Elm: I start with a heaping teaspoon of Slippery Elm powder and gradually mix in warm water til the correct consistency is achieved, wait til it's cool enough and then apply to the affected area. Hey presto, nicely soothed skin in double quick time!
It's great for rashes, hot spots, boils, the whole shebang! And it's 100% natural (it's made from just tree bark and has been used by Native Americans for hundreds and hundreds of years) so you don't have to worry about what's in it...so long as you buy pure Slippery Elm, that is. We buy ours from Amazon, and normally buy the Starwest Botanicals brand, but there are many others out there. As usual with the stuff we recommend, it's not expensive, just highly effective!
Just an FYI, Slippery Elm also helps with sore throats, UTI's, in fact anything where the mucous membrane needs a little something somethin'. And yes, it's just as helpful for humans as it is for dogs. There's no downside with this stuff!
So there you go, another hot tip in the bag; drop me a comment if you like the information we share with you so we know to keep 'em coming.
Have a fantastic day and remember...there's no problem so bad that a large strawberry cupcake can't fix it🧁!

The gangs all here for the weekend!
09/20/2025

The gangs all here for the weekend!

Feelin those “hump day” vibes
09/17/2025

Feelin those “hump day” vibes

Good morning and Happy Monday!Aunty Kris here with your Monday 'Tip of the Week' and today we want to share with you one...
09/15/2025

Good morning and Happy Monday!
Aunty Kris here with your Monday 'Tip of the Week' and today we want to share with you one of the things we keep in our tool box at the Ranch 'just in case'.
Arnica is a brilliant little homeopathic to have on hand if your dog falls or twists anything and its not serious enough to go to a vet but you still want to help them.
Arnica pellets (like most of the homeopathics we suggest, only $8 or so from Amazon and harmless) are a brilliant little must-have for when your dog has bruising, is limping, has any kind of structural pain. You will be amazed at how quick this stuff works, it is like magic!
We have used it for dogs who have torn ACL's while we are awaiting a vet visit, we have used it for post surgical bruising, or if someone has taken a corner too fast and is limping. It's simply amazing. And yes, you can use it yourself too!
As always with Homeopathics, you need to not give it to your dog within 15 minutes either side of eating or drinking. You simply take a pellet and pop it on their gum--make sure your fingers are clean--and hold it in place for a few minutes, just to make sure it doesn't drop out. The strength we use is 30C.
There! Hope this was helpful, and be sure to drop me a comment if you find these tips useful to you so that I know to keep them coming.
Have a great day, a brilliant week and remember...cake is KING🤣!

What a beautiful Sunday morning
09/14/2025

What a beautiful Sunday morning

This is a blog I wrote in September 2024, which was actually an updated version of one I had posted back in 2013 and rep...
09/11/2025

This is a blog I wrote in September 2024, which was actually an updated version of one I had posted back in 2013 and reposted, with some tweaks if I had discovered new solutions, every year.
Just like I do with my spring allergies blog.
I know very few families whose dogs don't suffer in some way with the ragweed; this plant travels miles on the wind to cause havoc in neighborhoods that don't even have any, and It is going to be around for weeks to come yet, so even if you've been lucky so far, better be safe than sorry.
Read this and hopefully you can prevent a whole load of trouble.

This time of year is an absolute bloody nightmare for your dog, and probably for you too. Is your head pounding? Is your nose blocked? Eyes streaming? Yep, thought so, so I unearthed a blog I wrote years ago about this awful plant and the effect it has on dogs and humans, and then I updated it to ad...

It’s a great day to dig a hole at the DD Ranch!
09/09/2025

It’s a great day to dig a hole at the DD Ranch!

So.....I didnt really expect to be doing a 'Dick of the Week' quite so soon after the one I posted last week. I know Aun...
09/08/2025

So.....I didnt really expect to be doing a 'Dick of the Week' quite so soon after the one I posted last week. I know Aunty Kris has masses of tips to share with you, but I begged her to let me have the floor once more this Monday because Pete got the most di***sh email last week and I needed to share it with you.
If you look at the email below you will see that we were contacted by a company in South Korea who are creating an AI tool for boarding facilities to use. They wanted us to test it for them and 'see what works best for our operation'.
This 'incredible' tool analyzes dog behavior in real time to alert facility managers and staff about the risks of fights, escapes, or health issues.
I can't stand AI.
I detest the way they just stuck it on my phone and I can't bloody remove it, that smarmy little turd Mark Zuckerberg keeps shoving it down my throat with my What's App and Facebook use and yes, I watched 'I, Robot' enough times to know that you can trust all that $hit about as far as you can throw it.
I never met a machine that could tell me that the consistency and color of little Max's p**p was a pancreatitis concern instead of plain old garbage gut.
I never met a machine who 'just had a feeling that Jack wasn't quite himself' and tell me to get him to the vet where they discovered serious liver issues.
I never met a machine who'd be able to tell simply by the timbre of the dog's cough that this wasn't a chest infection, this was a possible heart failure case.
I never met a machine who couldn't get to sleep until they had double checked and triple checked every single bolt, carabiner, lock, slide, handle before heading up to bed.
I never met a machine who could discern the difference between inability to settle because the blanket was the wrong texture, and needed changing up, and a far more serious case of separation anxiety.
Only years of experience, years of training, some good successes combined with loads of mistakes (the best education always), lots of tears, lots of fears and a bit of OCD can manage any of the above.
And to have that, you need to be HUMAN.
I can't even count the number of times Kris or I have acted on a 'feeling' and taken the dog to a vet only to be told "I don't know how you discovered that, the dog's acting fine". But because we touch them, smell them, walk them, watch them interact in a million different situations, we just KNOW.
And that's something no damn machine, no matter how 'humanoid' or fancy it is, no matter how many built in integrations, how well designed the UI is, can EVER COMPETE with.
What the hell are they thinking trying to create something that will just, in the end, put people out of jobs and put dogs at all manner of risk? And provide a piss-poor boarding experience for dogs who really just want the reassurance of Aunty Kris' smiling face at 3am when she leans in and says "I heard you on my monitor, now tell me, is that just a stinky fart or do you need to go take a dump?"
AI monitoring system be damned.
You know where you can stick that? Right where the sun don't shine.
These goons are my Dicks of the Week.

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Desperate Dogs is a luxury dog boarding hotel and a specialist residential rehabilitation center for dogs with issues like socialisation, fear, aggression and separation anxiety, to name but a few... Run by experienced canine behaviourist Penny Miller and her husband Peter, the dogs enjoy hours of off leash activity in the three acre fenced meadow and the swimming pool; they sleep, as all dogs should do, on a couch!!! Decorated just like home, the Desperate Dogs experience is unlike anywhere else in the Southern States...no concrete runs, no kennels, no cages unless we are potty training, dogs here quickly get to feel at home and to feel very relaxed. This relaxation and comfort bring about a state of mind where learning can take place, and so dogs always return home calmer, happier and more able to cope with life at home. We use no shock collars, pinch collars, choke chains or any other torture techniques and do not work with people who do....all of our work is relationship based and instills trust in the dog so that he will not fear humans ever. So, whether you have a problem dog, or you just want your dog to have the time of his life while youre away so you can have a guilt free vacation, give us a call and arrange a visit. Penny Miller took her first foray into the world of dog behavior eighteen years ago while living in Trinidad and Tobago where she and her family rescued and fed street dogs to teach her children value and compassion for all living things. Upon the family's return to Britain, after an introduction to dog behavior through British behaviorist Kendall Shepherd, she formally studied dog behavior and earned professional diplomas in Canine Behavior and Psychology, studied canine nutrition, wolf behavior, worked with British obedience and hunting dog trainers and studied the Amichien Dog Listener methods under Jan Fennell and Tony Knight. She has continued her education with distance learning of international dog behaviorists and attending seminars and workshops both here in the US and the UK. This provided the foundation of the work she does today, but nothing impacted her knowledge as much as the hands on work that she has done with shelter and rescue dogs. To date, Penny has worked with literally thousands of dogs, many of them last chance dogs that the shelters had deemed unadoptable, unmanageable and unplaceable. It was with these dogs that her most intense learning took place, and continues to do so. To date, she and husband Peter have fostered over 120 'problem' dogs, each of them with unique issues and thus a wealth of learning opportunities. Over the last seven years in the US, Penny has worked with countless rescues, including Alcovy Pet Rescue, Gracie's Place, Atlanta Lab, Gwinnett Humane Society, Hall County Humane Society to name but a few, and all pro bono........ Desperate Dogs gives a minimum of 20% of its time, talent or treasures every year to local and international dog charities and it is the goal to continue this mission that drives this unique business. Last year, Penny was approached by the Gwinnett County Sheriffs Department to work with their incredibly successful Jail Dogs Program, to work hands on with some of their aggression and fear cases. She now advises regularly at the jail on their problem dogs and provides free rehabilitation work on an ongoing basis. Penny is not a dog trainer, and doesn't pretend to be....her speciality is seeing life from the dogs perspective and solving dog problems using the dog's unique psychology and drives. This work is completely instinctual and differs from dog to dog, as no two cases, just like no two dogs, are ever alike. Whether she is working with a 120 pound German Shepherd with severe aggression issues or a tiny Maltese with fear issues, she works every case herself, hands on. Her belief is that if she can't handle your dog, then how can a client trust her to fix the problem? Plain speaking, to the point and with a very British sense of humour interwoven into everything she does, Penny has become well known for fixing the cases that others can't.....the Desperate Dogs Ranch has successfully rehabilitated hundreds upon hundreds of dogs that were otherwise destined for rehoming or euthanasia. This is achieved by a combination of instinctual dog handling and the building of close relationships with both the owners and dogs that continue long after the consult has ended or the dog has left the facility. The Desperate Dogs mission is to find simple solutions that are workable for both the human client as well as the dog, as continuing compliance with any methodology is only going to be achieved if the human client can find time and enthusiasm to follow it. Instinctual Dog Handling is a completely different approach....it's hands off, gentle and does not require mountains of food to be administered to the dog every second to get the required result. It does not allow for choke chains, shock collars or pinch collars and does not require dogs to be so called 'calm submissive'. It's about empowering the dog to find confidence and happiness within itself, and setting the dog free from the its own pain and fear.