Skyland Malamutes

08/19/2026

Looking to help rehome a neutered 6-year-old male. He is up to date on vaccines. He loves to play and gets along with other animals, including cats. He is housebroken and enjoys his kennel. He is in the OKC area. If interested, contact Ashley at 405.482.3011 or [email protected].

08/15/2026

08/15/2026

Oklahoma operates on a weather system that feels less like science and more like a personal challenge from the atmosphere itself. 🌪️😭
January through March?
Cold. Windy. Normal enough.
Then April arrives and Oklahoma immediately spins a giant wheel labeled: • tornadoes
• softball hail
• sideways rain
• random 89° afternoons
• and “seek shelter immediately” alerts at 2AM. 💀
May isn’t spring.
May is survival season.
Every Oklahoman knows the routine: stand outside watching the sky turn green, say “that don’t look good,” then continue grilling anyway while the sirens start warming up. 😭🌪️
Summer shows up early and by July the air itself feels aggressive. The pavement could fry bacon, your steering wheel becomes a medieval torture device, and somebody’s dad still says: “Honestly this heat ain’t too terrible yet.” ☀️🔥
August lasts approximately 14 years. The grass gives up. The lakes shrink. The wind somehow turns hot. And your weather app starts sounding concerned for your personal safety. 💀
Then suddenly one perfect October afternoon arrives. 72 degrees. Light breeze. Golden sunset. Football weather. Everybody collectively says: “THIS is why we live here.” 🏈🌅
…right before Oklahoma throws one last thunderstorm tantrum in November just to stay consistent. 😭
Oklahoma doesn’t measure time in months.
It measures time by: • tornado warnings
• football schedules
• AC bills
• hail damage
• and how many times you’ve had to say: “Wait five minutes, the weather’ll change.” 🌪️😂

08/15/2026

TOMORROW IS THE DAY, MILLER NATION!

Yukon Football Gridiron Kickoff - Miller Mayhem
Saturday, August 15
Gates open at 5:00 PM

ADMISSION
$5 admission
Ages 5 & under FREE
Football players FREE

Come out for a night that brings our entire Yukon football family together, from our youngest youth players all the way through our varsity team!

🏈 MILLER MAYHEM SCHEDULE

5:00 PM - Gates Open

6:00 PM - Senior & 1st Grade Hand Off

6:10 PM - MAC Youth Tunnel Entrance - All Teams

6:15 PM - MAC Scrimmages
1st & 2nd - South End Zone
3rd & 4th - North End Zone

6:35 PM - MAC Scrimmages
6th - South End Zone
5th Red & 5th White - North End Zone

6:55 PM - 7th & 8th Grade Tunnel Entrance & Scrimmage
7th - North End Zone
8th - South End Zone

7:15 PM - FIELD GOAL COMPETITION

7:50 PM - Freshman & Varsity Coaches Introductions

8:00 PM - 9th & Varsity Tunnel Entrance & Scrimmage
9th/JV Scrimmage - North End Zone
Varsity Warm-Up - South End Zone

8:30 PM - VARSITY SCRIMMAGE
Raffle drawings will take place during the varsity scrimmage!

🌮 COME HUNGRY!

We will have plenty of food and drinks available:

• Magical Tastee Frozon Treats and More - tacos, lemonade & slushies
• Alfonso’s Smoked BBQ
• Dave’s Hot Chicken - FREE samples!
• Boho Bubbles - dirty sodas, energy drinks, iced coffee & popcorn
• Smashed OK
• Scoot's Italian Ice

🛍️ SHOP & SUPPORT

• Millerwear
• Fin and Harris custom hats
• Project Graduation merchandise

🎟️ RAFFLES & PRIZES

$5 for 1 ticket or $20 for 5 tickets

• Reclaim Aesthetics & Wellness - 6 laser hair removal treatments for underarms, valued at $375
• Reclaim Aesthetics & Wellness - 8 tattoo removal treatments for a small area, valued at $1,225
• Millerwear Basket
• Reserved seats for ALL Yukon Football home games - 2 sets available
• Yukon-branded co****le boards
• 50/50 Raffle benefiting our youth league

🏈 DAVE’S HOT CHICKEN FIELD GOAL COMPETITION

We will draw competitors from the raffle for a chance to take the field and compete to win DAVE’S HOT CHICKEN FOR A YEAR!

FAMILY FUN

• All About Bouncin Inflatables
• Dunk Tank
• Signature Wall
• Face Painting
• Tattoos

VOLUNTEERS NEEDED

Miller Mayhem takes a lot of people working together to make it happen. If you’re able to help, please sign up here:

👉 https://www.signupgenius.com/go/70A0C4FAEA92BA5F49-64926250-miller #/

This event is about more than football. It’s about bringing together our youth league, middle school, high school, families and community for one night and celebrating the future and tradition of Yukon Football.

Bring the family, come hungry, support our programs and get ready for a great night of football!

ONE PROGRAM. ONE COMMUNITY. MILLER NATION. Yukon Youth Football, Pom, & Cheer