My servants duped me into yet another bath. I am not impressed. #ranidog #ranireport #raniinsummer #miniatureschnauzersofinstagram #teapotschnauzer #bathtime
My boy’s awake! My boy’s awake! Play play play! 🔊#ranidog #ranireport #raniinsummer #playtimeforme
PLAY PLAY PLAY! #ranidog #ranireport #raniinsummer #miniatureschnauzersofinstagram #teapotschnauzer #allwalkandnoplaymakesraniadullschnauzer #playtime
One year ago, today, I was reunited with my people after four months of separation. I was nervous and confused, but it didn’t take me long to fit right back into the family and boss everyone around!
HAPPY REUNIONVERSARY❣️
Its so important to make your people feel loved every time they walk into your presence. I always try to put on my cheeriest greetings for them. #ranidog #ranireport #raniinsummer #miniatureschnauzersofinstagram #teapotschnauzer #welcomehome #shoutingmylove
I DO NOT HAVE OPPOSABLE THUMBS, HUMAN! Honestly, how many times do I have to say this? Good minions are hard to find. #ranidog #ranireport #raniinsummer #miniatureschnauzersofinstagram #teapotschnauzer #goodhelpishardtofind
Goddamnit, human! Stop toying with my emotions and get me out of this contraption so I can go for my walk! #ranidog #ranireport #raniinsummer #miniatureschnauzersofinstagram #teapotschnauzer #lakenews #morningwalk #earlymornings
I LOVE PLAYTIME! Dignity be damned. This is fun. #ranidog #ranireport #raniinsummer #miniatureschnauzersofinstagram #teapotschnauzer #playtime #viciouslikeafuzzymarshmallow
Finding a lady in waiting to properly anticipate one’s needs is truly bothersome. Nobody understands the challenges one faces. My current one is passable, but she still doesn’t understand I have to check ALL peemail, not just the most recent. #nobodyknowsthetroubleiveseen #thedemandsofmyposition #poorme #ranidog #ranireport #raniinsummer #miniatureschnauzersofinstagram #teapotschnauzer #morningwalk #earlymornings #lakenews
If I don’t look at her, maybe she won’t see me! #ranidog #ranireport #raniinspring #miniatureschnauzersofinstagram #teapotschnauzer #thatsnothowcamouflageworks #keepveryverystill #damnyoutail
Whaaat? You’ve never heard of love bites? #ranidog #ranireport #raniinspring #miniatureschnauzersofinstagram #teapotschnauzer #littlepeopleteethdonoharm #ineverbitedown #iamagooddog
You can’t catch me! I’m fast like the wind! #ranidog #ranireport #raniinspring #miniatureschnauzersofinstagram #teapotschnauzer #playfulpuppy
Sometimes I get so carried away with sniffing that I fall far behind my person. Then my little legs have to work double time to catch up. #ranidog #ranireport #miniatureschnauzersofinstagram #teapotschnauzer #isaidwhatisaid #lakenews #stayingfit #runninghard
Here I come in slo-mo down the stairs! Aren't I magnificent? #ranidog #ranireport #miniatureschnauzersofinstagram #teapotschnauzer #isaidwhatisaid #slomoschnauzer
:::slurrrp::: #ranidog #ranireport #raniinwinter #miniatureschnauzersofinstagram #teapotschnauzer #isaidwhatisaid
Doing a little two-step towards you #ranidog #ranireport #raniinwinter #miniatureschnauzersofinstagram #teapotschnauzer #isaidwhatisaid
Here's the front view of me being a stair mistress! Watch me whip those stairs into shape. #ranidog #ranireport #raniinwinter #miniatureschnauzersofinstagram #teapotschnauzer #isaidwhatisaid #stairmistress
In case you've forgotten how well I come down stairs, here I am being the stair mistress! #ranidog #ranireport #raniinwinter #miniatureschnauzersofinstagram #teapotschnauzer #isaidwhatisaid
There was a break in the weather so my person and I took our chances. We didn't get wet today, hooray! I love a good brisk walk, but I also like to make sure my person is still keeping up. #ranidog #ranireport #raniinwinter #miniatureschnauzersofinstagram #teapotschnauzer #isaidwhatisaid
I GET SO EXCITED ABOUT GOING FOR A WALK. Even in the rain. #ranidog #ranireport #raniinwinter #miniatureschnauzersofinstagram #teapotschnauzer #isaidwhatisaid
I do daily yoga to keep myself supple. Downward dog is my favourite pose. What's yours? #ranidog #ranireport #raniinwinter #miniatureschnauzersofinstagram #teapotschnauzer #isaidwhatisaid #stayingfitandhealthy
I ❤️🍎🍏🍎🍏 #Ranireport #whoneedssweeties #stayinghealthy
Sometimes you have to be subtly insistent to have your needs met. #Ranireport
I'm always so happy to go for a walk and today was especially great because it's been so rainy recently. #Ranireport
Rani's top tip for self care #36: Standing up for yourself and making sure everyone is doing their job are both acts of self care. I find I sometimes have to "encourage" some of my subjects to be where they should be. #Ranireport
The corellas were so noisey today. I think they were just cheering me on, like so many of my subjects do. #Ranireport
Yesterday, I had a busy day allowing my youngest subjects to adore me. Being patted by two-year-olds is exhausting, and I needed a deep sleep to recover. #Ranireport
Rani's top tip for self care #31: vacations are important for winding down, regaining energy to do all the things you have to do. This is my first Australian bush adventure, and I love it. The kangaroo poo facials are the best. #Ranireport
Rani's top tip for self care #29
Rani's top tip for self care #29: When people ask you stupid questions, it's sometimes best (though impossibly hard) to purse your lips and hold back from yelling. #Ranireport
Rani's top tip for self care #26
March 31, 2017 Rani's top tip for self care #26: Cardio is one part of my fitness regime, but I like to keep my reflexes sharp and have fun through play. Finding someone who will do brain teasers with me can sometimes be a challenge though #Ranireport
Rani's top tip for self care #25
March 29, 2017 Rani's top tip for self care #25: Live life with big emotions. When you love something, love it with your whole heart. I love going for a ride in the car, because it usually results a walk around my lake. I don't even mind tackling the scary stairs! #Ranireport
Rani's top tip for self care #23
March 23, 2017 Rani's top tip for self care #23: A refreshing walk in the park in the sunshine is a great way to get fresh air and Vitamin D. And chasing bird brained intruders is a terrific way to get my cardio in! #Ranireport
Rani's top tip for self care #22
March 20, 2017 Rani's top tip for self care #22: A healthy varied diet is very important for keeping me in tip top shape. I don't eat sweeties, but I do love sweet fruits. Today I'm having strawberries. What are you eating, loyal subjects? #Ranireport
Rani's top tip for self care #18
March 16, 2017 March 15, 2017 Rani's top tip for self care #18: Chilly mornings require warm jackets. I'm a fashionista so my jackets are always the latest styles. Warming up is easy though. A good brisk walk with a cheery "hello" to all my fans and loyal subjects warms me right up! #Ranireport
Rani's top tip for self care #1
March 16, 2017 March 15, 2017 Rani's top tip for self care #18: Chilly mornings require warm jackets. I'm a fashionista so my jackets are always the latest styles. Warming up is easy though. A good brisk walk with a cheery "hello" to all my fans and loyal subjects warms me right up! #Ranireport
Rani's top tip for self care #18
March 15, 2017 Rani's top tip for self care #18: Chilly mornings require warm jackets. I'm a fashionista so my jackets are always the latest styles. Warming up is easy though. A good brisk walk with a cheery "hello" to all my fans and loyal subjects warms me right up! #Ranireport
Rani's top tip for self care #16
March 14, 2017 Rani's top tip for self care #16: the park is a great place to meet up with old friends or make new friends. It also allows you to do your own thing without being rude.
Today, I met Elvis. No, not that one 🕺. This one wasn't wearing a cape, and has a very short attention span #Ranireport
