Holy Crap - Pet Waste Removal Services

05/13/2024

Last chance to get your Spring Cleanup done ✔️

My last Day for Spring Cleanups is May 20th

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05/01/2024

🚨 Public Service Announcement 🚨

04/28/2024

☀️☀️ May 20th ☀️☀️ is my last day for cleanups....book your spot before it's too late! 💩

04/24/2024

Has this crazy weather set you back to square one after I did your cleanup? 🌧❄️

Don't panic ..... 😎

Message me to see what some options are to help get you caught up again 🎉

04/21/2024

Is the dog 💩 killin' your bbq vibes?

Message me, I'll have your backyard up and ready for the warm days ahead! ☀️

04/17/2024

🌟🌟 Nothing beats a fresh start! 🌟🌟

Overwhelmed with your yard? Leave the yard stress up to me 👍

04/16/2024

⭐️⭐️⭐️ Spoiler Alert!! ⭐️⭐️⭐️

Wanna know what your 80 year old grandpa doesn't need for his birthday? ..... more socks/shirts 😎

Wanna know what your grown child who works full-time and has a family doesn't need? .... more things to clutter their house 🤣

Wanna know what both of these families need if they have a dog(s) ???

🎉A Gift Certificate for a Spring Cleanup 🎉

Let me do the dirty work 💩 ....and know that your money went to something that will make everyone happy! ❤️

04/15/2024

The before and after pictures I post are never intended to shame anyone. I post these to simply to show how quickly things can seem unmanageable.

Caring for a family member, being a parent, being a single parent, working multiple jobs, kids sports, illness, going to school, working out of town, mobility challenges, or simply having an injury..... whatever the reason, sometimes we can't manage everything, and that's ok.

Don't ever be ashamed or embarrassed to reach out to me about getting your yard done, I'm here to help ❤️

04/10/2024

Spring has sprung ☀️🌻

Message me to book your cleanup, your pets will thank you. 😎

04/07/2024

Patio season has arrived ...... UNLESS it's covered in dog 💩 💩💩

No time to do the dirty work, but you're craving a nice bbq meal??? 😢

Message me ..... I'll get it done ✔️

03/28/2024

Saving marriages since 2019 😅

03/26/2024

Alright folks, looks like the weather may cooperate this weekend!! 😎

I'm going to be in full swing this weekend ..... ALL WEEKEND! So, if your yard is ready, please send me a message.

And if your yard isn't quite ready, no worries... message me when it is. 👍

🌻 Happy Spring 🌻

Let's bring on those warmer temperatures!

03/19/2024

Holy 💩 ..... this weather is bananas!

It looks like I probably won't get out this weekend as planned.

Worry not, I will get all of your yards done.

I will continue to schedule as the weather cooperates. If you were on my list for last weekend or this upcoming weekend, you're next 😎

I'm crossing my fingers for Spring to return.

Thank you for your patience. ❤️

03/12/2024

Hello everyone,

I'm hopeful that the weather will cooperate this weekend (March 15 &16) so I can get a bunch of yards cleaned up 🙌

For those who have indicated that your yard is "ready" - I plan to be at your place this weekend, unless you've asked for an alternate date.

I will not show up before giving you a heads up.... so please keep an eye on your messages. 😎

If your yard isn't ready, no worries...... the season is just starting! Message me when it is and I'll come by.

As always, thank you for all of your continued support ❤️

03/05/2024

03/05/2024

Don't want your neighbors to see your dirty little secret? 💩💩💩

No worries, I've got you covered.... your secret is safe with me. 🤣

I anticipate being in full cleanup mode Easter weekend (March 29th - April 1st)
This could change if we don't get snow this weekend.

I do recognize that some yards may be ready sooner ....so if your yard is snow free and relatively dry, please reach out.

Happy "almost" Spring 🌼

02/02/2024

Groundhog Day: Wiarton Willie predicts early spring for Ontario - 💩💩💩💩

12/15/2023

🚨🚨🚨 Public Service Announcement 🚨🚨🚨

NOBODY wants to pick up their dog 💩 in the Spring 😅😅😅 ....like I mean nobody! (Unless you are weird like me lol)

So if you're unsure what to get someone who has a dog or multiple dogs lol.... get them a gift certificate. This will make them happy I promise! ❤️

Buy a $50 gift card and I'll add a $10 one for FREE!

🎄 Offer valid until Christmas Eve. 🎄

11/24/2023

🚨🌟 Black Friday Deal.🌟🚨

The perfect Christmas gift for anyone with a dog 🐕

This offer is valid November 24th until November 26th.

Please note, I only service North Bay. ☺️

10/19/2023

Lawnmower not working?

Need to get rid of it so it's not taking up room in your shed or under your deck?

I will gladly pick them up. My dad is retired and likes to tinker so this keeps him busy.

Thank you ❤

10/08/2023

Happy Thanksgiving! ❤️
Wishing all of you a safe and happy long weekend.

08/26/2023

Happy "National Dog Day" 🐕 ❤️
It's all about the dogs today!

07/19/2023

Are those plus 30 days picking up dog 💩 killing your summer vibe??

Call me, I'll do it 👍

06/10/2023

Tired of arguing over whose turn it is to pick up the dog 💩 .....

I've got you covered! 👌

I have 2 weekly clean-up spots to fill.

Message me if you're interested.

05/07/2023

I'm looking for unwanted or broken gas mowers!

My dad enjoys tinkering with them.

Please inbox me if you have any that you're ready to part with :)

Thank you.

05/02/2023

🌟 Reminder 🌟

👉 My last day for 💩 clean-ups is this SATURDAY! ⏳️

If you haven't scheduled your clean-up date, please reach out asap. 📅

Thank you 🌷

04/24/2023

Curious what picking up dog 💩 for 11 hours looks like? 👇

04/23/2023

Tired of arguing over whose turn it is to pick up the dog 💩 .....

Why not try this for the summer? 👇

Limited spaces available!

Clean-ups are done every Friday starting May 5th, and they wrap up the last Friday in October. 📅

Message me if you have any questions.

04/21/2023

One of my customers surprised me today, and I couldn't be more excited to show them off ❤️

If you want some cool things made too, check out her page 👇
https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100057053006305&mibextid=ZbWKwL

Thanks Amy 🌷