Me: Happy Halloween Bolt!! Whoowhoo!!π»
Bolt: Really?? I am a proud and noble lurcher and I have to wear wings??!!! π
Me: Indeed Bolt! You have to enter into the spirit of things..π Spirit! Get it???π»π€£π€£
Bolt: ππ€.... Be afraid, be very afraid... πΉπΎπΎπππΈπ¦πΎπΎπ₯π·π
Happy Halloween hounds and humans!!!
πΎπΎxx
Me: So Bolt, it's the end of a busy and very hot week.. Apparently it is unprecedented.βοΈπ‘π₯.
Bolt: Really?? π€
Me: Indeed! And would you like some of this delicious chicken, some ham, a scotch egg, your plain old chicken and tripe raw with a choice of veg, and rice or oats???
Bolt: π€... No thanks....I'll just take a few sausages, a dentastik and possibly one of those twisty things....
Me: π (muttering and abandoning all hope of a balanced canine dinner)... it really is SO lucky that I love you totally...β€οΈ
Bolt: (with a mouthful of sausage)..mwah! ππππΎπΎ
Me: So Bolt, a cynical lurcher owner may think that your refusal to eat for 24 hours, resulting in me panicking, purchasing assorted top of the range dog food and treats, holding your paw and stroking you all afternoon while you slept, assuming your demise was imminent, then feeding you your ultimate treat meal of sausages, baked beans and rice (which you noshed down with gusto), may all have been part of a cunning lurcher plan...
Bolt: I am shocked you could think such a thing!!!! π±
Me: π€
Bolt:π....Are there any more sausages? π
Using the fast charging facility on my solar powered lurcher...πͺ«β‘οΈπβοΈβοΈ
Five minutes until fully charged!!!π€£
Happy OFFICIAL 8th Gotcha to my boy!!! ππ
I can't believe it has been 8 years since we officially became Bolt's forever home.
It's been a roller coaster with many challenges along the way, but this boy has the biggest heart imaginable and I love him totally..β€
Thank you to all who follow his page - many from way back to his foster days!! With lots of love to you all from Bolt and his forever family ###xπ
Bolt: Really????
Me: π€©ππ€©ππ€©π
Anyone would think I had just shouted "Croissant"! π€£π€£π€£
Good to know that, with all the changes happening in the world today, there are some things you can always rely on if you have a Bolt....π€£ππΎπΎ
Note: The vacuum cleaner was not actually ON at this point...!!!