This white stuff isn’t as bad as I thought....
Y’all people: “oh, he’s cute. I want a pig!”
My mom: “oh yeah? Watch this”
Me:
Mom, mom, mom.... what’s that? It smells good!
*edit: this is food for him, not for our dinner guests!
I’m using my words... get off your butt and let me out!
I can almost guarantee that no other furniture from RH gets used like this...
This is what happens when mom puts me out in the rain.
Doing my chores....
On today’s agenda, gardening. 🐽🐽🐽
My family is back! After a few welcome home pets, I’ll ignore them because I’m mad.
Someone asked if I do any tricks. This is all I have in my toolbox, but it works perfectly. I spin and my dad gives me treats - I have him trained so well!!
I’m trying to ask nicely... please MOVE OUT OF MY SPOT.
You know what’s delicious?? A rug pad!!!
I love it when my dad goes out and brings me food 😍