Bob the Cat

Good luck with all your 2018 resolutions! I plan to fit back into my kittenhood cradle... - Bob the cat

Merry Christmas indeed!!! Heads will roll...- Bob the Cat

How nice, now I can play with my food!!! These people must really think I'm awesome. Which I am. - Bob the Cat

Revenge will be a dish served semi warm...right now I'm waffling between puking in his slippers or leaving a fresh disemboweled mouse under his pillow...either way, I'm gonna get this guy. -Bob the Cat

Caught in the act!!!!! Pippin didn't share. - Bob the Cat

DO YOU THINK I'M KIDDING ABOUT BREAKFAST??? Stupid human. I will bite you. - Lia

And they just keep talking piano as though there isn't a battle to fight...silly people. It's a good thing I'm here. - Bob the Cat

Really wish Lia could get comfy. 😄 Also, it's low, so hopefully you can't hear it, but that profanity in the background is courtesy of Ryan tripping on a stool. At least Lia is unaffected...yikes😣

Sometimes a scratch is just THAT GOOD... - Bob the Cat

A well trained human is a must. - Bob the Cat

Bob hates listening to Alex trying to learn this thing. The pain is real...but the lamp is so warm...

"But he LOVES it!" they say...oh, humans, you are dumb... - Bob the Cat

Today I was chastised for my work on the black box of sounds. Apparently the confused human doesn't understand I was trying to KILL the sounds, not make more of them...but he is young... -Bob the Cat

If I were just a tiny bit taller...I could totally reach it...

A well trained human is truly a gift. Good job, small human. - Bob the Cat

Make sure you're getting enough greens in your diet, everybody. Even if others object, carry on as though they do not exist. I do it all the time. It works very well.