The Obedience & Sports Academy Training Tips

01/14/2023

05/29/2022

Spring showers have brought outdoor plants into bloom. If you have pets (or are planning to adopt one soon), please be mindful of which plants may be toxic to your pet. You can have a beautiful array of colorful plants AND a healthy pet by choosing wisely!

03/09/2022

ATTENTION Pet Parents!

A chemical used in Milk-Bones, Ol’Roy, Kibbles’n Bits, Hill’s Pet Food and other pet foods should no longer be considered safe for consumption due to concerns about its ability to damage DNA according to a new animal-model study.

According to the Environmental Working Group: “A scientific panel created by the European Food Safety Authority found that titanium dioxide “can no longer be considered as safe when used as a food additive.” The panel, citing concerns about titanium dioxide’s genotoxicity, or its ability to damage DNA, based its conclusion on a review of hundreds of scientific studies. EWG called on the U.S. Food and Drug Administration to quickly consider whether to ban titanium dioxide from use in food."

A chemical that may damage our pet's DNA should not be fed to pets.

Titanium dioxide is on The Forever Dog’s Dirty Dozen list of additives you need to avoid in your pet food. www.ForeverDog.com/about

02/03/2022

https://ronproject.com/veterinarian-simple-maneuver-choke-ball/?fbclid=IwAR2K0_2OMjUoKYd6tOYZanuTEBDUupCuNUISg95rzXM40WqR2je7flwDUlc

The XXT or the external extraction technique, is a safe and effective intervention.

01/27/2022

Norwegian Elkhound Warranty

Dear Customer,
Congratulations on acquiring your Norwegian Elkhound. Please find the instructions for your model listed below:

Although your Norwegian Elkhound comes fully assembled, due to particular issues during production, we do occasionally have issues with components such as screws. They invariably are either loose or missing altogether.

Mode 1: This is the sleep mode, activated for the majority of the day as the Norwegian Elkhound ages. This is normal and you should not worry about it, just accept the peace and quiet while you can.

Mode 2: Psycho. Although we have tried to ease the effect of the Psycho mode, it’s not always possible. There are a few issues with the timer settings of the Psycho mode in regard to there being none. Should your Norwegian Elkhound suddenly go from comatose to running around the walls, we cannot stop this feature.

Sunlight: Do not allow your Norwegian Elkhound to stay in the sun too long. They can burn if left unattended, but they also recharge. Too much of a charge and mode 2 can be activated without warning.

Energy consumption: This has been an ongoing issue as their energy consumption is constant. We have tried to put baffles, non-return valves and diversions in place but none seem to work adequately. Safe to say what goes in comes out, in both solids and gas. The gas, although noxious, can only inhibit breathing of the owner for up to ten minutes.

Naming: Your Norwegian Elkhound comes untitled as we feel owners should use names of their own. If you are unsure, we have listed below a few names our owners like to use:

You’re kidding me
Is that yours?
Don’t you dare
Leave it
OMFG
Put that down
Why?
Get that out of your mouth

The zipper: We ask you not to try to open the Norwegian Elkhound zipper on their belly as this will invalidate your one hour warranty. Rumors that they are merely toddlers in a dog suit is highly contested.

Software: Your Norwegian Elkhound is pre-installed with the highest software and hardware. This includes the loyalty chip, the love everyone chip, fun chip and, of course, the highly popular mayhem chip. They are all running on the What the hell operating system 12.2. Although this has been in circulation for many years, we have found it simply cannot be improved upon.

Should you have any queries you can reach us on 1800-what-did-I-do

Thank you.

We hope you have many years of enjoyment with your Norwegian Elkhound. Please be aware that by the time you have read this, your warranty will have run out.
Unfortunately, we do not renew warranties and we do not offer refunds or returns...ever. It’s your problem now.

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(Flat out stolen from someone else’s page)

10/29/2021

Tug

10/27/2021

Even though we are closed, we keep this page open because there are very fond memories, photos and lots of training info here. We will continue to post training tips and maybe in the future some videos that may help you along the way in your training.