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The Poolice - To Collect And Serve

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The Poolice - To Collect And Serve

We have you covered whether you need a one-time clean up or year-round services! Call us right away!

01/11/2025

💩 Imagine this: The snow melts, and... SPLAT! You step right into a winter’s worth of poop. It’s not cute — it’s eeeeeew!

🚫 Don’t let your yard become a poopocalypse! 🚫
Let us save your shoes, your sanity, and your yard!

✅ FREE first scooping when you sign up for weekly scoopings. (Up to 2 bags)

OR

✅️50% OFF your first month, whichever saves you more!

📞 Call 815-216-8173 or visit www.thepoolice.net for a free quote!

01/09/2025

💩Attention!💩

🐾Your Yard Deserves The Best!🐾

✨Special Offer!✨

✅ First Scooping FREE when you sign up for weekly service

OR

✅ 50% OFF Your First Month — whichever saves you more!

📅 Sign up today!

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📞 Call/Text: 815-216-8173

01/08/2025

🛑 STOP the Poop Problem! 🛑

✨First Scooping is FREE when signing up for weekly!✨

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📞 Call/Text: 815-216-8173

01/03/2025

Starting at Just $14.99 – Say Goodbye to Poop Scooping! 🌟

That's right – for as low as $14.99, you can enjoy a poop-free yard with The Poolice - To Collect And Serve! 🚫💩

Visit www.thepoolice.net and let's keep your yard clean without breaking the budget! 🐾

12/27/2024

🎄 Taking down Christmas lights soon? Yard filled with poop? 💩

Don’t let the post-holiday cleanup get messy—let us handle the “presents” your pets left behind! 🐾 Start the new year with a clean yard and peace of mind. ✨

💥 First scooping is FREE for weekly clients! 💥

📩 Message us today and step into 2025 poop-free! 🚫👟

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12/25/2024

Merry Christmas 🎅

12/18/2024

🐾💩Don’t Forget Your Neighborhood Pooper Scooper!💩🐾

The Poolice - To Collect And Serve is here to keep your yard clean and your life hassle-free!

✔️ Budget-friendly
✔️ Easy to book

💥 First scooping is FREE (up to 2 bags) when you sign up for weekly service! 💥

Get an instant quote in seconds at www.thepoolice.net and let us handle the doody work! 🚫💩

12/14/2024

👴👵Attention Seniors!👵👴

Don't let poop scoopin' cramp your style! 😎

💩First Scooping FREE with weekly service! 💸
And the savings don’t stop there—save 10% with every scooping after! 🌟

Let The Poolice handle the doody work so you can focus on the fun stuff (like bingo or bird watching 🦜)

📞 Call us at 815-216-8173 or visit www.thepoolice.net to sign up today!

🚫💩 Say goodbye to poop patrol forever! 💩🚫

12/05/2024

Sign up for our weekly scooping service and get your 1st scooping FREE! 🐾💩

Why wait? Let us handle the doody work so you don’t have to!

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☎️815-216-8173

12/03/2024

Do you need your 💩 picked up? We've got you covered! Sign up for weekly scoopings and get your FIRST SCOOPING FREE! 🎉

💥 Discounts Available:

🇺🇸 Military (Active Duty, Retired, Veterans): 15% OFF

🚒 First Responders: 15% OFF

🍎 Teachers: 10% OFF

👵 Seniors 55+: 10% OFF

Discounts applied manually.

Get a FREE quote today at www.thepoolice.net or call 815-216-8173

Say goodbye to 💩 and hello to a poop free yard! 🐾

11/30/2024

You know it’s cold outside when you trip over dog poop instead of stepping in it. 🥶🐾

❄️ Don’t let your yard become a crapstacle course!

🚨 With The Poolice - To Collect And Serve, we’ll keep your yard so poop-free, you’ll only have to worry about slipping on ice, not 💩!

Let us handle the doody work! 🚫💩

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📞 815-216-8173

11/29/2024

❄️ Too Cold to Scoop Poop? We've Got You Covered! 🐾

The real feel might be 12°, but we're out here scooping so you don't have to! 🧤🔥 Stay cozy inside while we handle the doody work.

📞 Call or text us today and leave the mess to the pros!

📱 815-216-8173
🌐 www.thepoolice.net

11/16/2024

🎮When "I'll Do It Later" Isn't Getting Done...💩

While they're busy leveling up in their game, let us take care of the 💩 mess!

🐾 Sign up for weekly service and get your first scooping FREE!

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📞 - 815-216-8173

Address

Kankakee, IL
60901

Opening Hours

Monday	7am - 7pm
Tuesday	7am - 7pm
Wednesday	7am - 7pm
Thursday	7am - 7pm
Friday	7am - 7pm
Saturday	7am - 7pm
Sunday	7am - 7pm

Telephone

+18152168173

Website

http://www.thepoolice.net/

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