The Poolice - To Collect And Serve

02/14/2025

It’s not too late to save your day! Visit www.thepoolice.net to sign up for our weekly pet waste removal services.

📱- 815-216-8173
🌐- www.thepoolice.net

02/11/2025

💩 We Scoop Dog P**p 💩

www.thepoolice.net
815-216-8173

📢First scooping is FREE when signing up for weekly scoopings

02/09/2025

🎉TODAY & TODAY ONLY!🎉
Sign up now, and we’ll take the cost of 1 dog off!

🐶 Have 2 dogs? You’ll only pay for 1.
🐶 Have 3 dogs? You’ll only pay for 2.
🐶 More than that? You’ll still save!

🚨DON'T WAIT - THIS DEAL IS FOR TODAY!🚨

✅ First weekly scoop FREE (when you sign up for weekly service)

✅ No hidden fees, no hassle – just a clean yard!

✅ Because your pup deserves a spotless play space… and so do you!

📲 www.thepoolice.net
📞 815-216-8173

02/08/2025

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Your first scooping is FREE when you sign up for weekly scoopings! Don’t wait—sign up today!

🌐 www.thepoolice.net
📞 815-216-8173

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02/07/2025

💩We Scoop Dog P**p💩

💥First scooping FREE when signing up for weekly scoopings!💥

www.thepoolice.net
815-216-8173

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02/06/2025

Think your yard is a challenge? Think again! We cleaned up 30 bags worth of pet waste from this yard—no mess is too much for us to handle!

🐶💩 Got p**p? We’ll scoop! 💩🐶

📸 Check out the results—your yard could be next!

📞 815-216-8173
🌐 www.thepoolice.net

01/31/2025

🚢 The Poolice Are Cruising, But the Show Must Go On! 🚢

We’re off enjoying vacation, but business doesn’t take a vacation! If you're interested in a quote, you can still reach us:

📍 Fill out the form: www.thepoolice.net
📧 Email us: [email protected]
📌 Message us on Facebook

We’ll get back to you as soon as possible —until then, watch your step! 💩🐶🚔

01/30/2025

Little man says: Listen up, folks! Just because we’re on vacation doesn’t mean your yard should turn into a p**p disaster zone! 💩🏡 The Poolice never take a break (okay, we do, but our service doesn’t!) So get a quote now, keep your lawn p**p-free, and let us handle the doody work—because your dog’s business is our business!

www.thepoolice.net
815-216-8173

01/28/2025

🚨Vacation Announcement!🚨

Starting the 29th, we’ll be taking a “paws” from our usual routine as we’ll be on vacation, but don’t worry—scooping 💩 will continue as normal! 🐾

We’d like to introduce Eric, who will be stepping in to scoop up our slack while we’re away. Eric is a fellow dog lover and the owner of Pizza Stone Express in Momence 🍕! He’ll be scooping on the 1st and the 4th.

Important: I, Zachary, the owner of The Poolice - To Collect and Serve, will be handling all emails, Facebook messages, and any inquiries while I’m away. I’ll also be processing invoices and handling any billing, payments, etc. Eric will only be responsible for scooping the yards and won’t have access to any billing or payment matters. For any questions, please contact me directly at [email protected] or through Facebook.

We kindly ask that your dogs be kept inside this week, as they may be unfamiliar with Eric.

Thanks for your understanding, and we’ll see you all soon!

01/25/2025

💩 Yard a Mess? 💩

We scoop your dog’s p**p so you don’t have to!

First scooping 𝗙𝗥𝗘𝗘 for weekly clients!

📞 815-216-8173
💻 www.thepoolice.net

01/24/2025

🐾 At The Poolice - To Collect and Serve, we’re paws-itively the best at cleaning up the “ruff” stuff!

Let us doo what we doo-doo best 💩

📞 Call today: 815-216-8173
🌐 Book now: www.thepoolice.net

Professional Dog Waste Removal Services First Service FREE! When signing up for weekly services! Click Here For A Free Quote About US Click Here For A Free Quote First Service Free! When Signing Up For Weekly Visits! Click Here For A Free Quote ABOUT US We Keep Your Yard Clean and Pet-Friendly! At T...

01/21/2025

📢 TOO COLD TO SCOOP? LET US HANDLE IT!

Winter weather doesn’t stop the mess—but it can stop you from wanting to deal with it!

💩 We Scoop, You Stay Warm!

📞 Call us today: 815-216-8173
🌐 Visit: www.thepoolice.net

💥FIRST SCOOPING FREE FOR WEEKLY SCOOPINGS💥

01/11/2025

💩 Imagine this: The snow melts, and... SPLAT! You step right into a winter’s worth of p**p. It’s not cute — it’s eeeeeew!

🚫 Don’t let your yard become a p**pocalypse! 🚫
Let us save your shoes, your sanity, and your yard!

✅ FREE first scooping when you sign up for weekly scoopings. (Up to 2 bags)

OR

✅️50% OFF your first month, whichever saves you more!

📞 Call 815-216-8173 or visit www.thepoolice.net for a free quote!

01/09/2025

💩Attention!💩

🐾Your Yard Deserves The Best!🐾

✨Special Offer!✨

✅ First Scooping FREE when you sign up for weekly service

OR

✅ 50% OFF Your First Month — whichever saves you more!

📅 Sign up today!

👉 www.thepoolice.net

📞 Call/Text: 815-216-8173

01/08/2025

🛑 STOP the P**p Problem! 🛑

✨First Scooping is FREE when signing up for weekly!✨

📅 Claim your FREE quote today!
👉 Visit us at www.thepoolice.net
📞 Call/Text: 815-216-8173

01/03/2025

Starting at Just $14.99 – Say Goodbye to P**p Scooping! 🌟

That's right – for as low as $14.99, you can enjoy a p**p-free yard with The Poolice - To Collect And Serve! 🚫💩

Visit www.thepoolice.net and let's keep your yard clean without breaking the budget! 🐾

12/27/2024

🎄 Taking down Christmas lights soon? Yard filled with p**p? 💩

Don’t let the post-holiday cleanup get messy—let us handle the “presents” your pets left behind! 🐾 Start the new year with a clean yard and peace of mind. ✨

💥 First scooping is FREE for weekly clients! 💥

📩 Message us today and step into 2025 p**p-free! 🚫👟

815-216-8173
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12/25/2024

Merry Christmas 🎅