The Poolice - To Collect And Serve

01/16/2024

😲 That Face You Make When The Snow Melts! 😅🌨️

Baby Maxwell can't believe what's uncovered in the backyard – can you? Time for a cleanup!

Contact The Poolice - To Collect And Serve for a hassle-free pickup. Visit www.thepoolice.net today! 🌳🚫💩

01/15/2024

01/09/2024

🐾 "Woof! Hey, Mom, I've got the scoop! 📞🐕

Tired of dodging the dog waste in the backyard? I just dialed The Poolice - To Collect And Serve, the local p**per scooper heroes! 🦸‍♂️💩

Visit www.thepoolice.net or call 815-216-8173. Let's turn your yard into a p**p-free paradise today! 🌳🚫💩

01/03/2024

🐾 Tired of the Mess? We Scoop Dog P**p! 🚀

Relax and let us handle the doody work. Schedule your cleanup today! 💩👋

🌐 - www.thepoolice.net

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12/28/2023

🌟 Your Path to a Clean Yard Starts Now! 🌟

📞 Step 1: Call and Schedule Your Weekly Service
Don't let pet waste pile up! Give us a call to set up your routine cleanup.

⏰ Step 2: We Show Up on a Regular Schedule
Consistency is key! Our team arrives punctually as scheduled, ensuring your yard stays pristine.

🐾 Step 3: We Pick Up and Haul Away Your Dog's P**p
Leave the doody work to us! We efficiently remove and dispose of all pet waste.

🍃 Step 4: Your Yard is Left Clean from Pet Waste
Experience the joy of a clean, fresh yard – ready for you and your furry friend to enjoy!

Take the first step towards a cleaner space. Call us now to schedule your service! 📲🐕💩

12/26/2023

Our 2nd giveaway winner was for sure excited!

Hope you a had a Merry Christmas!

12/25/2023

Santa made a special delivery tonight to one of our giveaway winners 🎄 ❤️

Merry Christmas everyone!

12/24/2023

Merry Christmas Eve! 💩🐾

12/22/2023

❄️GIVEAWAY❄️
🎄🎁 In the spirit of giving, we're reaching out to families in need this Christmas. If your tree is looking a bit bare, we want to help! We're giving away two 20-inch bikes, one for a boy and one for a girl.

To enter:
1. Like our page: The Poolice - To Collect And Serve
2. Share this post
3. Comment "Done"

This giveaway is exclusively for families facing tough times. Let's make this season brighter for those who need it most. Winners will be chosen tomorrow at 5pm! 🌟

*No personal information or money is required to win this, so if anybody reaches out collecting personal information or trying to get money do not do it*

12/20/2023

“I need my yard serviced. What is this all about?”

We get asked this question frequently, so here’s a synopsis of what we’re all about! The friendships, loyalty, trust, and doggo kisses are just a bonus!

The Poolice - To Collect And Serve is a professional pet waste removal service company that is fully licensed and insured in the state of Illinois. Our services cater to both residential and commercial properties.

We have flexible scheduling options to accommodate your needs. You can choose to have us come by once a week, twice a week, every other week, or just for a one-time service. Our team will clean up your pet's waste and take it away when we leave!

For a one-time service, the price is $60. If you opt for recurring service, the pricing will depend on the number of dogs you have and how often you want us to visit. We also offer discounts for military (Veteran, AD, Retired), teachers, and those aged 55 and above. The specific day of the week we come will be determined based on your home location. Interested in bartering? We love that!

Billing is done daily meaning if your yard is completed on Monday your card will be ran on Tuesday, etc.... We offer convenient payment options such as automatic debit or credit card payments, as well as CashApp, Venmo, and PayPal.

Ready to get started? Reach out on Facebook, call/text 815-216-8173, or simply visit us online at www.thepoolice.net!

12/15/2023

We love bartering!

Own your own business and have dogs?
Interested in trading goods/services?
Let’s chat!

We currently barter services and it’s worked out fantastic for us! It’s the oldest and best way to support each other. 🤎🐾

12/13/2023

Feeling the chill while scooping p**p? ❄️ Don't freeze your fingers! Let The Poolice - To Collect And Serve handle the cold cleanup. Visit www.thepoolice.net to keep your winter worry-free! 🐾🧤

12/10/2023

🔍 Lie Detector Confession Time! 🔍

🚫 "I scooped the p**p, Maurie!" 🚫

Maurie's trusty lie detector says otherwise!

When it comes to picking up dog p**p, The Poolice - To Collect And Serve always delivers! 🐾🧹 Let us handle the doody work so you can enjoy a clean yard and a happy pup! 🌳🐶

Book your p**p scooping service today at www.thepoolice.net 💩

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11/30/2023

🐾🚫💩Ensure your furry friend isn't left out! Reach out today for a FREE no obligation quote.

📞 - 815-216-8173
🌐 - www.thepoolice.net

11/11/2023

🚓 Caught in a p**py situation? Don't worry, we've got The Poolice - To Collect And Serve on the case! 🕵️‍♂️🧹

🚨 "Hands up, p**p down!" Let us handle the doody work, so you can enjoy a clean and carefree yard. No mess, no stress! 🌳🚫💩

Visit www.thepoolice.net for a clean yard!

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11/11/2023

🇺🇸 "Honoring Our Heroes: Thank You, Veterans!" 🇺🇸

On this Veterans Day, we express our deepest gratitude to the brave men and women who have served our country. Your sacrifice, courage, and commitment have shaped our nation, and we are forever thankful.

To all veterans, we extend a heartfelt thank you for your service and dedication.

11/07/2023

"If you're having girl problems I feel bad for you son I got ninety-nine problems but dog 💩 ain't one."

📞 - 815-216-8173
🌐 - www.thepoolice.net

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10/31/2023

🎃🐾 Happy Howl-O-Ween! 🐾🎃

👻 Don't let your yard become a petrifying place! 👻

🧙‍♂️ Our Spooktacular Services Include:
🎃 Expert P**p Scooping
🕷️ Ghoulishly Clean Yards
🦇 Scarily Good Rates

👉 Treat your yard to a Boo-tiful transformation!
👉 No tricks, just top-notch service!

🌐 www.thepoolice.net

10/31/2023

Happy Howl-a-weenie! 🎃🐾

10/28/2023

🐾 Discover the Difference! 🐾

🧹 P**p Scooping Is Important 🧹

Mowing over doggie deposits doesn't make them disappear!

Choose a cleaner, healthier yard with our professional pet waste removal services. Say goodbye to the problem and hello to a spotless space.

Contact us today for a fresher, cleaner outdoor experience! 🌿🐕💩

🌐 - www.thepoolice.net

10/26/2023

🌟🌟🌟 ATTENTION! 🌟🌟🌟

Are you tired of dealing with pet waste? Look no further!

We've got you covered with our top-notch waste removal services.

Special Discounts for:

🎖️ Military Active Duty, Retired, and Veterans: 15% OFF!
🚔 First Responders: 15% OFF!
🍎 Teachers: 10% OFF!
👵 Seniors 55+: 10% OFF!

*Discounts applied manually.*

Visit www.thepoolice.net for a FREE quote today!

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Say goodbye to the mess and hello to a clean yard with The Poolice - To Collect And Serve!