The Poolice - To Collect And Serve

11/30/2024

You know it’s cold outside when you trip over dog p**p instead of stepping in it. 🥶🐾

❄️ Don’t let your yard become a crapstacle course!

🚨 With The Poolice - To Collect And Serve, we’ll keep your yard so p**p-free, you’ll only have to worry about slipping on ice, not 💩!

Let us handle the doody work! 🚫💩

📲 Sign up today at www.thepoolice.net

📞 815-216-8173

11/29/2024

❄️ Too Cold to Scoop P**p? We've Got You Covered! 🐾

The real feel might be 12°, but we're out here scooping so you don't have to! 🧤🔥 Stay cozy inside while we handle the doody work.

📞 Call or text us today and leave the mess to the pros!

📱 815-216-8173
🌐 www.thepoolice.net

11/26/2024

Sign up for our weekly scooping service and get your 1st scooping FREE! 🐾💩

Why wait? Let us handle the doody work so you don’t have to!

🌐 www.thepoolice.net
☎️815-216-8173

11/16/2024

🎮When "I'll Do It Later" Isn't Getting Done...💩

While they're busy leveling up in their game, let us take care of the 💩 mess!

🐾 Sign up for weekly service and get your first scooping FREE!

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📞 - 815-216-8173

11/09/2024

🏈BBCHS Win is a Win for YOU!🏈

BBCHS just crushed it with a 42-0 victory, and that means 42% OFF your first month of service with us! 🎉 Just mention this post to claim the discount.

📅 Offer expires: 11-11
📞 815-216-8173
🌐 www.thepoolice.net

Celebrate the win by letting us handle the doody work! 🐾💩

11/05/2024

💩 We Scoop P**p, So You Don't Have To! 🙌

Save your back and your shoes – let us do the doody work! 🐾

💩Initial scooping FREE, If signing up for weekly scoopings💩

www.thepoolice.net
815-216-8173

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11/05/2024

10/31/2024

🚨Out with the Old, In with the New!🚨

Check out our NEW & improved website! 🖥️📱

We’ve given our site a major upgrade to make it even more user-friendly on both desktop and mobile. 🎉

But that's not all! Starting TODAY, if you sign up for weekly services, your first pickup is FREE (up to 2 bags)! And guess what? This deal NEVER EXPIRES! 🙌

Don’t wait, come see what’s new and sign up today! ⬇️

🌐 www.thepoolice.net

10/29/2024

Hiring someone to do a hated chore is self care 💩🐾

Sign up today and let us do the doody work! 💩

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10/28/2024

Last call!! Ordering today.

🛑Support a Small Business & Rep The Poolice🛑

Want to help us get our name out there while staying cozy? 🐾

Grab one of our hoodies for just $40! 💰

Not only will you be supporting a local, family-owned business, but you'll also be looking sharp! 😎

Who’s in?? 🙋‍♂️🙋‍♀️

10/24/2024

🛑Support a Small Business & Rep The Poolice🛑

Want to help us get our name out there while staying cozy? 🐾

Grab one of our hoodies for just $40! 💰

Not only will you be supporting a local, family-owned business, but you'll also be looking sharp! 😎

Who’s in?? 🙋‍♂️🙋‍♀️

10/21/2024

🌟Locally Family Owned!🌟

We're a small, local family business committed to keeping your yard clean and your pets happy! 🐾

When you hire The Poolice - To Collect And Serve, you're supporting your neighbors and getting a service that's handled with care ❤️

Call or visit our website today to get a free quote!!
📞 815-216-8173
🌐 www.thepoolice.net

10/14/2024

🐶 Neighbor's Dog: You coming over here? 👀

Looks like even the neighbors are curious about our service! 😉

Let us take care of the doody work so you and your pup can enjoy a clean yard!

📞 815-216-8173
🌐 www.thepoolice.net

10/10/2024

Daisy & Duke say, "Why aren't you using The Poolice - To Collect And Serve yet?" 🐶

Look at those smiles! They know they’ve got the best service in town, so no more dirty paws or stepping in 💩! 😉

Sign up today and let us take the *doody* off your to-do list! 🚫💩

📞 815-216-8173
🌐 www.thepoolice.net

10/05/2024

Runny poo? We got you! 💩
www.thepoolice.net
815-216-8173

10/02/2024

Lyla’s too shy to show her face… but you don’t have to be shy about your yard! 🐶

Let’s face it, nobody wants to clean up after their pet(s). 💩 Why deal with the doody work when you don’t have to? 💩

Don't be shy—sign up for our pet waste removal service today! 🐶 Your dog deserves a p**p free space, and so do you. 🏡

www.thepoolice.net
815-216-8173