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Ralphie, the Fresh Prince of Fork River

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Ralphie, the Fresh Prince of Fork River

I was on the outskirts of the county when this little fellow rescued me. No neighbors knew him, so I guess Denise and I belong to him now.

06/27/2023

I find all this fretting about the power outage absolutely exhausting.
I prefer to dream about squirrels 🐿️.

05/05/2023

I’m so happy Mom gave me my summer “do”. That long hair was getting old.

02/13/2023

My cousin has come to visit, Baby from Heber Springs.

02/05/2022

I share the thrill of their kill!

02/01/2022

Oh the horrible injustice we must endure. It’s almost impossible to get a fair jury trial these days.

01/28/2022

Sometimes… this is what I want to tell mom and dad. But NOOOO! I go out. The sacrifices I make.

01/27/2022

One of my friends posted this, but my dad uses this trick on me…. I fall for it every time.

01/23/2022

I just washed my hair and I can’t do a thing with it.

12/18/2021

This has been a hard week… Started when Mom left me with Dad last Saturday to stay with Rachel in Kansas because Chase was shooting a moose or something else big like that. Rachel needed her because she is about to have another puppy really soon.
I worked with Dad all week at the office, played with Lucy and ran around in Matthew Martin and Candice’s back yard. Visited Granny, saw the lights at Riverside Park and walked downtown. After Kiwanis Dad and I bailed out for a long truck ride to Kansas to fetch Mom back. I can’t wait to get back home to my backyard. With Tom Martin

10/02/2021

Our company has left for home, mom and dad are back and I’m so tired. I think I’ll snooze 💤 for awhile.

08/10/2021

I love sunflowers!! And cows. 😘

08/01/2021

Well they’re at it again… camping. Just a new set of squirrels I’ve got to get in line.

07/10/2021

I know if I look long enough some geese will swim by for me to chase and bark at… that’s my favorite thing about camping here. Yabba Dabba Doo!

07/10/2021

Well, we’re camping AGAIN! There’s a poodle next door that’s REALLY getting on my last nerve. With Denise Martin.

06/15/2021

Alan Foley, Tom says he knows you, I’ll bet you could tell some stories!

04/30/2021

Mom tried to reason with the alligators in the pond, then had to fight’ em, but finally persuaded them that it was in their best interest to not try to eat me when we walk by their nests. With Denise Martin, Tom Martin

04/29/2021

So... this is where mom and dad take me to walk... I think it may be time to have a talk with them. Although, I’ve never eaten alligator... with Tom Martin and Denise Martin

04/22/2021

We’re traveling east... I have to read the map and tell dad where to turn!

04/08/2021

I’m soooo sleepy. These are the partyingest people I’ve ever seen. Happy birthday Granny and Matt!

03/03/2021

I’m so upset... I think I’ll sue the SEC Network for deformation of character... I was watching the Razorback basketball game agains South Carolina... there was a cut away camera showing the empty seats with cardboard pictures of dogs in them. They zoomed in on a very ordinary looking “generic dog” and said that it looked like a Ralphie. Really? REALLY! I was so embarassed, it looked nothing like a RALPHIE! I’M A RALPHIE!

I don’t think I will ever eat again... I’ll protest with hunger. Yeah, a hunger strike just like Gandhi.

Wait, in the kitchen... I think I heard Denise open a bag of Skinny Pop Popcorn... gotta go check that out. I’ll start the hunger strike tomorrow.

Tom Martin, I’m going to need you to recommend a good lawyer.

11/20/2020

Whaaa???? My human Mom has decorated for Christmas! What happened to Thanksgiving?? If I missed out on turkey and dressing droppings I’m gonna be pi**ed!

10/28/2020

I love these things called Veggie Straws! (You’ve gotta turn the sound on)

10/18/2020

Granny had her knee replaced and we’re all pitching in, doing our part to help out. I’m exhausted from keeping them safe from squirrels. There sure are a ton of them on Lee Street, I thought people ate those things. I’ll say this, no one should go hungry around here.

10/03/2020

Ready for Oktoberfest at the campsite!

09/04/2020

Calling all dogs, calling all dogs...The weather is absolutely perfect at Greers Ferry Lake. Happy Labor Day weekend everyone, be safe, be smart and don’t let Ol’ John Barleycorn do your thinking for you!

08/27/2020

Happy National Dog Day to me!?? Really??? I need a National Dog YEAR for dealing with this little human. Geez. I am so patient but smart enough to know I ain’t the boss around this kid. He is pretty cute so I’m cool. I am glad to be home though.

08/17/2020

Trying to get this crew loaded for a sunset cruise.

08/02/2020

Mom and I on our way to the lake, lookin’ all fly!

07/27/2020

Well... I must admit this lake thing is growing on me.

07/03/2020

I have a new friend, her name is Amaya and she loves me!

06/12/2020

Oh boy oh boy oh boy! I’m excited about 😴 over at my cousins house for a few days. Her name is Stella, I really thought she was a pill the first time I met her but she’s pretty cool. She also has her own swimming pool. Sweet! Bradley Martin Brooke Martin

06/06/2020

They piled life jackets in my chair, I’ll just sit in their chair, dadgummit!

05/22/2020

C’mon Ralphie, let’s go camping Ralphie, it’ll be fun they said... Harumph!

05/04/2020

I drove the new ‘toon today, I suppose it’s a keeper. Tom must be getting old to sell a Cobalt and buy a Pontoon.... just sayin’.

04/29/2020

Mom decided it was time for my summer cut. Humph! I think she is just jealous that she has to pay good money to have locks as blonde as mine. lol! Oh well, she did give me a few Cat treats ( haha Spice! ) and promised me a long walk this afternoon. I guess I’m still pretty cute. Tom Martin

02/15/2020

I got mom a great Valentines Day present! She loves that little Camper.

02/08/2020

Stupid cat! Every time I try to use the computer the cat’s on it. I think he’s addicted to social media! I had to use Tom Martin’s phone go check my Facebook.

01/21/2020

Three years ago I was taken away from my mother and brothers and sisters, dropped off in a strange place. I spent the night in the woods, I was so afraid, I didn’t understand why. Then I found this guy, he was kind of a dork, but he took me to a real cool lady who really seemed nice. I decided I could live with her, he is kind of a work in progress, I’ll eventually get him whipped into shape. I do like living here, Fork River Road is Home. I’ve just gotta figure out how to get rid of that cat...

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