02/15/2022
✨Polk The Pug✨
- Polk might have an a**l gland adenocarcinoma but we’re not gonna be the ones to tell him. As far as he knows, we are just strange humans who examine him all over, feed him treats, perform re**al exams, take cute pictures of him, and maybe pinch him with a needle every now and then. BUT -louder for the people in the back- mostly he just remembers the treats! And he loves to dictate the speed at which they are given to him with a bossy bark (because humans need structure and discipline duhh). Polk also gets treat at home, filled with secret chemotherapy meds (Cytoxan & Palladia) that are shrinking his a**l gland tumor!!! He gets them formulated especially for him from a special pharmacy that ships them to his door (like Barkbox but for chemo? LOL) Even though he is taking oral chemotherapy, it’s okay to give him a big sloppy kiss at the kissing booth -with consent- and only if there’s a treat involved ❤️